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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: DR_Matty_B


So does becoming a Dr. help in my bid to get out of singledom ? (sorry slightly excited right now!)




ubblove

I'm sure it won't hurt ubblol


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:please pass the choccies this way..

*cracks open a can of cider* drinking alone again.. sigh..


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Posted:Ah hug

*sits by MisStix* I'll sit and drink with you smile


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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:well im about to head home and crack open a bottle of white so ill join you as well smile

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:*Stands up* AND MY AXE!


....

Oh wait, wrong Fellowship

hug


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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Brenn


*Stands up* AND MY AXE!


....

Oh wait, wrong Fellowship




WAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ubblol ubblol ubblol ubbrollsmile


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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:no this is the right place. dwarves are clearly the biggest pissheads in the entire LOTR series so theyll fit right in. beerchug

ive also never seen/read of a female dwarf in tolkeins works either so they must be single! (or an alternative im not going to pursue...)


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Posted:Lol no no the dwarf wifes just have beards so you cant tell the difference lol

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Yeah, they put them in in the movie when Gimli said it was hard to tell them apart from the male dwarves, which was so plagiated from Terry Pratchett! (Yeah I know nearly all fantasy is stealing ideas from Tolkien in the first place, but still... was one of those unnecessary additions after having left out better bits. Grrrrr.)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:I think they made Gimli WAY too much of a comedy character. It just got annoying after a while, and sometimes it ruined otherwise excellent sequences... But I STILL ubblove LOTR.

Yes, I'm a geek. Deal with it. wink


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted: Written by: blu_valley


 Written by: DR_Matty_B


So does becoming a Dr. help in my bid to get out of singledom ? (sorry slightly excited right now!)




ubblove

I'm sure it won't hurt ubblol



ubblol

I see that Dr. and raise you a Fireman! Hoping to be retained at first, then go full time. biggrin


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:Dwarf...Dr... fireman... are you guys going for a new version of the Village People or something???

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Posted:Now all we need is an elf in a navy or police uniform ubblol



Mmm this could explaine why some of us here are single...

EDITED_BY: Fr34k (1175259195)


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:It'll be up and running when we think of a new fourth character after the original one 'Civil Servant' proved a flop...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:ubblol...

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: Dentrassi


Dwarf...Dr... fireman... are you guys going for a new version of the Village People or something???



ubblol I can just picture it! 87-Jon could be the gay elf, he's got the long hair and fine bone structure for it! Maybe a Star Wars Trooper uniform? ubblol

I wish I was any good at photoshopping, I'd make a band picture!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:ooh you'd like that wouldn't you?

...duckie?


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Birgit - I use Photoshop professionally... ubbangel

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:meeples!

help


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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:Star Wars Trooper outfit??? you realise if you combine Tolkein creatures with Star Wars outfit, your disturbingly close to out-nerding the entire Universe!!!!

all you need is to combine that appalling hellspawn creation with some technical-poi-nerd-speak and the universe will implode... ubblol wink


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:He's right you know... ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:OK, Neon, here's your challenge:

Dentrassi with a dwarf beard and outfit and a HUGE meteor with spikes.
EVIL in a sexy skimpy fireman thingy if such is available, and of course a helmet, holding a big hose in a suggestive way.
Matty as a Doctor, doing double-crutches.
And 87 with pointy ears in a Star Wars outfit spinning that laser staff Darth Maul had (and possibly a bow slung over his shoulder)

Think you can do that? biggrin


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:*really really hopes he can*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Birgit


OK, Neon, here's your challenge:

Dentrassi with a dwarf beard and outfit and a HUGE meteor with spikes.
EVIL in a sexy skimpy fireman thingy if such is available, and of course a helmet, holding a big hose in a suggestive way.
Matty as a Doctor, doing double-crutches.
And 87 with pointy ears in a Star Wars outfit spinning that laser staff Darth Maul had (and possibly a bow slung over his shoulder)

Think you can do that? biggrin



And what am I supposed to be? You left me out! frown


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:ummmm... a slice of toast with a bandana? tongue I left a lot of people out, but feel free to create your own Village Person and add them to my list! biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Sounds good to me! Do I get to lunge wildly at the Pope? biggrin

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:As long as you exclude me, cause I'm a =POPE= too biggrin (or rather a =MOME= but since I decided I'd prefer to be a =POPE= that's what I am really)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Birgit


As long as you exclude me, cause I'm a =POPE= too biggrin (or rather a =MOME= but since I decided I'd prefer to be a =POPE= that's what I am really)




What, you don't like being lunged at? ubblol


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Depends on the context!! Wanna be a =POPE=, too? I can make you one!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian

Total posts: 3383
Posted: Written by: Birgit


OK, Neon, here's your challenge:

Dentrassi with a dwarf beard and outfit and a HUGE meteor with spikes.
EVIL in a sexy skimpy fireman thingy if such is available, and of course a helmet, holding a big hose in a suggestive way.
Matty as a Doctor, doing double-crutches.
And 87 with pointy ears in a Star Wars outfit spinning that laser staff Darth Maul had (and possibly a bow slung over his shoulder)

Think you can do that? biggrin



dave, i will pay you to do that.... wink


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