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Login/Join to ParticipateZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*edit - my god this is about 2 years old. time for an update!
hey guys,
my names Ed, and im an alcoholic...what?...no applause?....oh crap...wrong group...anyway
Sex: male
Physical Age: 24
Mental Age: 8
Location: at present - House of Gabe, Brisbane
Your favourite website/s: Here!
i seem to spend far too much time chatting with other wierd and wonderful people here.
Favourite Toys: Poi, Contact Staff, Doubles, Doubles Contact, rope dart, my body, other people bodies, sketch pad, & unicycle, sewing machine, furry pants.
Been twirling for: been poiing for over 4 years, contact staffing and doublsing for over two. Have dabbled in most toys over the last 4 yrs
Occupation: Chemical Engineer, Hugger, & Village Idiot.
Hobbies: juggling & firearts (obviously!) music, art, books, history, dance, food, wine, and cooking, ranting, pondering, & massage
Music: originally alternative rock stuff (jeff buckley, radiohead, muse, coldplay, augie march etc - my friends complain my music collection is too depressing) but the occaisional foray into jazz and classical. Over the past yr or so have started really enjoying 'repetative electronic dance music' which i never would have expected. Loving Infected mushsoom, Sphongles DJ set at Erisian Fields doof was a high point in my life
- into anything at the moment - most listening to the Cure, Antony, Younger Brother at the mo.Movies: python & general comedy (mainly british), dark and moody stuff, and quirky short films.
Books: most things - love the fantasy - LOTR etc, also read history - ancient, religous, and science.
Favourite Colour: Burning Kerosene,
Favourite Smell: see above, also Fudge hair stuff, sex, lemon & ginger tea, and the beach (all combined even better!)
Favourite Quote/Saying: theres several...
how about...
if you love something, let it go;
if it comes back, its yours;
if doesnt, hunt it down and kill it.
or maybe a douglas adams quote
"...and then, one thursday afternoon almost 2000 years after a man was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change...."
i wont even start on python quotes...
thats about it.
cheers.
EDITED_BY: Dentrassi (1152254858)
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
hey ed! was lovely to meet you and dance with you
hope to catch up soon 
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
hnnn was wonderful seeing you again ed
I think everytime I bumped into you I got hugs. You is super lovely and your massages are just amazing! anyway PM on its way.. hug me!
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
heya Ed! was indeed wonderful seeing you again 
mm those hugs are just awesome hey miss ezz! hopefully see you at spinning this week mister! have an awesome wqeek in adelaide
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ed, you give such wonderful hugs
and an extra special thanks for looking out for me on friday night
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
ED!!!
I have to say you must be the most privledged person to see me twice doing the most amazingly stupid and wonderful things... how often is it that you see someone doing a cartwheel to kick a beer bottle into the sky, and get cained in the back of the head with a hacky???
Maybe I am just unlucky!Was so great to finally meet you and get loads of wonderful hugs from you, guess I'll see you on Friday at twirling!
Have a wikkid week in Adelaide.
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
hey ed, what's your email address? i have some photo's for you from last year of your rope-darts as per our conversation. I can zip them or send them individually, which would you prefer?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
483 posts
Location: Adelaide
EDDLES!!!!!!! *huggles*
Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!
483 posts
Location: Adelaide
Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
good grief! people are posting in here - such a rarity!
thanx fox - pm on the way.
mega huggles to yoose all for being super lovely friends
E
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*runs in to drop off some
s*heyy there mister
hope you haven't gotten into that boring normal day to day thing yet! i hear you have a shane staying!
hope you guys are having fun! what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Yes he is into the normal boring day thing again... at least, he takes off in the morning looking spruced and almost ready.. and comes home as if he's been staring at computers and tracking components all day...so he probably is..
Unless he is disguising his secret life as a hug based superhero...
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I think he's a spy
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
a hug-spy?
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
where can i apply for that job?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
it's *your* army, rougie...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
can i be in recruiting?.. means i get to go and hug everyone
NomadicRhythmSimulator
204 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
HAHA, ive decided i'll live in his thread too....
I accidently stumbled upon his costume, very bright....
Ed is good............. When he isn't being all super spy double 'o' hugs...... then he's amazing
*packs up to sleep in Ed's thread*
Petey: "i just finished a rubiks cube, from completely shuffled to not, in 1 minute 57 seconds "
Experiencing people is the best experience of all.
Govenor of Flynt's Ass...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
mm.. tis about time to pack up and sleep hey.. hope you're having a wow of a time shane
s Ed! 2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Thanks for a great dinner and great company on friday night mister Ed!!! Was really cool to catch up and stuff.
Shane must say your a very funny guy too, it was good to meet you!!
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
hello
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
*yay* ed, i get to come visit you in january!
see you soon
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*snug* i miss your hugs
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
166 posts
Location: I'm lost
.. come back to Adelaide! All matter is energy condensed to a slow vibration. Life is but a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
ed's hugs were put to very good use @ woodford over the last week... so... you can't have him...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
ooo you went to woodford..
hope you had an awesome time misters!! old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
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ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
thanks mate for all E
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Do you do the poiz?
530 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: BrettStar
https://xkcd.com/c45.html
Lmao after that link im not going to get any work done today
"In the end there is only fire and a waterfall"
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
although i am considering changing my sig to
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch"
- Orson Welles
that appeals to me on several levels
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
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*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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