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Login/Join to ParticipateZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*edit - my god this is about 2 years old. time for an update!
hey guys,
my names Ed, and im an alcoholic...what?...no applause?....oh crap...wrong group...anyway
Sex: male
Physical Age: 24
Mental Age: 8
Location: at present - House of Gabe, Brisbane
Your favourite website/s: Here!
i seem to spend far too much time chatting with other wierd and wonderful people here.
Favourite Toys: Poi, Contact Staff, Doubles, Doubles Contact, rope dart, my body, other people bodies, sketch pad, & unicycle, sewing machine, furry pants.
Been twirling for: been poiing for over 4 years, contact staffing and doublsing for over two. Have dabbled in most toys over the last 4 yrs
Occupation: Chemical Engineer, Hugger, & Village Idiot.
Hobbies: juggling & firearts (obviously!) music, art, books, history, dance, food, wine, and cooking, ranting, pondering, & massage
Music: originally alternative rock stuff (jeff buckley, radiohead, muse, coldplay, augie march etc - my friends complain my music collection is too depressing) but the occaisional foray into jazz and classical. Over the past yr or so have started really enjoying 'repetative electronic dance music' which i never would have expected. Loving Infected mushsoom, Sphongles DJ set at Erisian Fields doof was a high point in my life
- into anything at the moment - most listening to the Cure, Antony, Younger Brother at the mo.Movies: python & general comedy (mainly british), dark and moody stuff, and quirky short films.
Books: most things - love the fantasy - LOTR etc, also read history - ancient, religous, and science.
Favourite Colour: Burning Kerosene,
Favourite Smell: see above, also Fudge hair stuff, sex, lemon & ginger tea, and the beach (all combined even better!)
Favourite Quote/Saying: theres several...
how about...
if you love something, let it go;
if it comes back, its yours;
if doesnt, hunt it down and kill it.
or maybe a douglas adams quote
"...and then, one thursday afternoon almost 2000 years after a man was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change...."
i wont even start on python quotes...
thats about it.
cheers.
EDITED_BY: Dentrassi (1152254858)
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Hello my dear!
lovely to see your intro again, bring on the irreverence! hurrah!
xoxoxoxoxo
See you SOON!
Love muchly
Flynt
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
while im at it i'll say g'day
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
'ello my dear! how ya been? you must stop by my thread for some good 'ol kinky r-rated mischief
i like that douglas adams quote. very lovely.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
940 posts
::applauds for Dentrassi::
Mwah!
E pluribus unum, baby.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I had wondered where the Jesus quote came from..now I know. Douglas Adams is a legend.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Was great to meet you, finally!!! You are an amazing spinner!!!!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!, i found you!,
*TAG!!!* ur it
*runs off quick!
RUN dentarssi is it, dont let him tag you!
*and you cant tag ur butcher!*
Step (el-nombrie)
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
hello
pontification: your name suggests you cook
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
hey mr den... I miss your smiles in my thread did you know?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Hey!
Did Rozi show up at all on Thursday night?
So, did you manage to crawl your way home from SoupPlus last night?
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
crawl? no i merely dissolved myself into a sludge of alcohol and soup and flowed home through the gutters.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Myste was thinking of bringing her photography gear to get a couple of good shots of you fire-breathing this Thursday at Glebe? Sound good?
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
sounds good. unlike the sound of music, which sounds bad.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
The Hills are Alive with the Sounds of Badgers!!!!
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
*pokes head round door*
ello
Glomps dentrassi
*and runs away*
..bagder badger badger badger...
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Dentrassi
Can I just say you look damn fine as a Christmas tree...nice chuba chups too....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
chuba chups?
is that what chupa chups turn into after too much beer? "Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
20 sleeps...
Currently on the right side up of the world.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
....a nice big fat chupa must be a chuba chup
Yep and all that sugar flavour and colour has gotta mess with the mind...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
A meat popsicle.......is that like a boy flavoured chupa chup...
*slurp*
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
How is the burn on your neck healing. Has it scarred??
Met another HoPer last night and gave him a driving treat with lots of illegal U turns etc.......
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Dentrassi: Going to make it out tomorrow night?
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Quote:
A meat popsicle.......is that like a boy flavoured chupa chup...
*slurp*
it scares me that you have male children....
the burn has healed quite well. theres a faint scar, but ill just have to put on a bit more foundation cream in the morning.
yup, ill be there patrick. ive got a gig at the Australian Museum earlier on, but ill come there directly after that.
see ya!
EDITED_BY: Dentrassi (1071026529)
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hey Dentrassi!!!
How are you silly bob clacko?
I still wait for phone calls from you...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I love my boys
Quote:
it scares me that you have male children....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Does your country feel safer now that I'm back in my homeland?
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Oh no...you have gone. It will never be the same again. Hope you took lots of vegemite and kangeroo scrotums home with you.......
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Never even sampled vegemite when I was there. Anyone I was around hated the stuff!
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