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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
*points out that i can be tied up long as you take out my stiches and let me go to work*
*points out that i can be tied up long as you take out my stiches and let me go to work*
Do we sleep when we die?
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
fffft... pah... cha! I do not smell!
erm... i'd attemt to save you MiG, but i'm still tied to this chair...
fffft... pah... cha! I do not smell!
erm... i'd attemt to save you MiG, but i'm still tied to this chair...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
GOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
Its ok, as long as the thought was there...
Its ok, as long as the thought was there...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Shush.
*pushes a chair with a cardboard cutout of lara croft tied to it into the thread. Cuts through PIgeon's bindings and tells her to:*
RUN!
Shush.
*pushes a chair with a cardboard cutout of lara croft tied to it into the thread. Cuts through PIgeon's bindings and tells her to:*
RUN!
Meh
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
is that the angie version of lara croft?
is that the angie version of lara croft?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
No no for the door you big loony.
No no for the door you big loony.
Meh
GOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
opens the door for pigeon and then closes it behind her to reveal she just ran into a large box
see now its harder to escape the thread
moves the big box over to the rest of the hostages opens another door and takes Gazzabee from himself (ah the joys of space time loops) and puts him in the circle as well
EDITED_BY: linden rathen (1127424202)
opens the door for pigeon and then closes it behind her to reveal she just ran into a large box
see now its harder to escape the thread
moves the big box over to the rest of the hostages opens another door and takes Gazzabee from himself (ah the joys of space time loops) and puts him in the circle as well
EDITED_BY: linden rathen (1127424202)
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BRONZE Member
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Posted:
I seem to have been tied up now... *Sob*
I seem to have been tied up now... *Sob*
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
BRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
*points out that it is now time for my stiches to be removed, so doc hurry up or i'll just escape from these bad knots and be back later*
*points out that it is now time for my stiches to be removed, so doc hurry up or i'll just escape from these bad knots and be back later*
Do we sleep when we die?
BRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
*quickly runs off to have a shower (being tied up for two days makes you smelly) and then runs off to the doctors*
*quickly runs off to have a shower (being tied up for two days makes you smelly) and then runs off to the doctors*
Do we sleep when we die?
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
Lurrr
^that's the noise lobsters make if you didn't already know
Lurrr
^that's the noise lobsters make if you didn't already know
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
I happen to be a doctor. *grabs a suture removal kit and removes the stitches, covers the area with bacitracin ointment, and gives you a sticker*
Now, stay tied up.
Written by: DragonFury
*points out that it is now time for my stiches to be removed, so doc hurry up or i'll just escape from these bad knots and be back later*
I happen to be a doctor. *grabs a suture removal kit and removes the stitches, covers the area with bacitracin ointment, and gives you a sticker*
Now, stay tied up.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
*looks confused* How did this happen? Why did this happen?
I'm an innocent bystandar I tell you, innocent!!!
*struggling against the bonds, the chair tips backwards onto the floor*
*looks confused* How did this happen? Why did this happen?
I'm an innocent bystandar I tell you, innocent!!!
*struggling against the bonds, the chair tips backwards onto the floor*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Innocent...?
Innocent...?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
GOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
hmmmm
looks for fresh hosta... guests
hmmmm
looks for fresh hosta... guests
back
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Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
it was too late i already had them removed, and they put a silly steri-strip on it. but yeah, i also had to go to get the lab results. it's all safe and clear
*sits back down and waits to be tied up*
it was too late i already had them removed, and they put a silly steri-strip on it. but yeah, i also had to go to get the lab results. it's all safe and clear
*sits back down and waits to be tied up*
Do we sleep when we die?
GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
You're all behaving so well! I'm so proud of you!
You're all behaving so well! I'm so proud of you!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Yes innocent ... I mean ... what do you take me for? On second thought don't answer that question. 
*rolls over and starts immitating an inch worm, slowly making her way to the door*
Written by: Doc Lightning
Innocent...?
Yes innocent ... I mean ... what do you take me for?
On second thought don't answer that question. *rolls over and starts immitating an inch worm, slowly making her way to the door*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
*sticks Lightning to the ceiling with duct tape*
*sticks Lightning to the ceiling with duct tape*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
Oh well done FRD, let us go will you? i'm a little bit over this being tied to a chair thing.
Oh well done FRD, let us go will you? i'm a little bit over this being tied to a chair thing.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Whats in it for me? 
Whats in it for me?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
erm.... hugs?
erm.... hugs?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Deal!
*Sets FoxInDocs free*
Deal!
*Sets FoxInDocs free*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
yay!!
*runs away and hides somewhere deep within her own thread before she can get dragged back*
yay!!
*runs away and hides somewhere deep within her own thread before she can get dragged back*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
I take you for ticklish! *tickles the bound Gidg*
Written by: GidgWritten by: Doc Lightning
Innocent...?
Yes innocent ... I mean ... what do you take me for?
*rolls over and starts immitating an inch worm, slowly making her way to the door*
I take you for ticklish! *tickles the bound Gidg*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hen can I have some of that duct tape? My Etnies are falling apart, nasty bits of pokey out plastic knawing away at the back of my ankles...
Howz the man situation mike?
I too seem to have placed myself in an unfortunate event of somebody liking me when I really don't want them too..
huff.grumble.winge
Hen can I have some of that duct tape? My Etnies are falling apart, nasty bits of pokey out plastic knawing away at the back of my ankles...
Howz the man situation mike?
I too seem to have placed myself in an unfortunate event of somebody liking me when I really don't want them too..
huff.grumble.winge
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
*hands Aimée some duct tape*
Lightning can tickle when stuck to a ceiling?
Christ, he's a jedi!
We are not worthy etc
*hands Aimée some duct tape*
Lightning can tickle when stuck to a ceiling?
Christ, he's a jedi!
We are not worthy etc
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
Ha... there's always someone liking me that I'd rather they didn't...
And Mike, as well....
Except his are so much hotter......
Ha... there's always someone liking me that I'd rather they didn't...
And Mike, as well....
Except his are so much hotter......
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*ties Kyri to a chair*
Oh honey...
*ties Kyri to a chair*
Oh honey...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
A jedi I tell you!
A jedi I tell you!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."