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Location: Canterbury, UK
only cuz i go to bording skool and i want to defend against the bugger boys and late nite pranks...
yes here i am again, posting
im 17, and i cant be arsed to type out the story of my name, but a lot of peeps in the real world actually call me dyke. tho my real names dave...
basically i started having this thing with this girl, only to find out shes like the queen dyke of her dyke community. and i cant help but hit on girls who i later find out are vaginatarians...
anyway i live in Hackney, East London and go to bording skool in Hertfordshire, 1hr north of London, hence the thing bout bugger boys, no offence meant or anything, beliee me im a guy who was so bent he did a 360...
so again, FREE HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.B.
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Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
don't know what's been going on but these are just for you....
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
I used to think Lesbian Lover was a girl
I'm glad you changed your name...
Here have a carrot...
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
no..
dont feed him!
he turns into a spod if you feed him carrots at 3:04pm on a thursday!!
too late!
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
NYEAH!!!!
ooo i lurve my punk rock! everyone next wednesday nite cum to metro's on tottenham court road, £2 entry, poonk all nite, but too small for poi...
OH WELL PUNK ROCK LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
or go to the dome!
its great!*
*a totaly and utter blatant lie. Never before has a sentence been so lie-ified in lie-ification before.
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
please never talk of that peepee filled heck hole again.
not enought punk there, thats for sure
oh well, im burning pasta, now, [censored]!!!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
I GOT BIRTHDAY PREZZIES!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
woooo!!! happy birthday!! when was it?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
twas on 6th january, which seems like back in the day now... oh well...
does anyone know of anything good for this wknd? sat nite wise in london?
OOO AND IM CAPTAIN OF ROWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!
D.B.
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Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
woah! hang on! someone else is a rower! OMG! I'll show you my lobotomy scar if you show me yours!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
yay! congrats!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
346 posts
Location: New York City
Ha! I was a rower once. They tried to make me be the little person who steers but I said HELL NO!! So I landed in the 2 seat.
I still have a scar on my thumb from that.Drat! Shouldda added that to the war wounds section.
Anyhoot, congratulations. Oh captain my captain.
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
HA! everyone keeps saying oh captain my captain! and calling me master of boats (tho it sounds slightly more like bates...)
hehehe, theyre just jealous! i row at 2 in the 1st 4! and 6 in 1st 8 (rowers language, no need to be confused)
god im so nervous bout cambridge this weekend, my crew suck...
i know i shouldnt say that, but i trained with a hardcore club over the summer, and now these guys seem, well, weak...
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Yay for DB!!!!!
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
346 posts
Location: New York City
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hehehe, theyre just jealous! i row at 2 in the 1st 4! and 6 in 1st 8 (rowers language, no need to be confused)
Darling Dyke Boy...when I was rowing... being the 6 in the 1st 8 meant you were the best rower on the team. (Maybe I should preface this by noting my boyfriend was the 1st 6 and he told me all of this.
) The stroke sets it up but the 6 maintains it. Not to mention the 6 offers more power.Long story short kudos for you.
Maybe we shoudl rename you Captain Crunch. I like Captain Crunchmuncher myself but could be too much. Hook? Ahab? Kirk?
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
hehehe maybe, yeh 5 and 6 is the ;powerhouse of the boat, where the energy is most needed, 7 and 8 set the pace, bow 2 3 and 4 keep the boat level and steady, but need to react quickly to change the direction of the boat quickly if need be...
but we dont need that cuz we've got one of the best coxs in the game
(but dont tell her i sed that...) D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
346 posts
Location: New York City
Sounds like you're in good standing for the race then. Good luck Dyke Boy! Bring some shirts back for us.
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
hey you still giving out free hugs? i want one
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
346 posts
Location: New York City
Mee too! Definitely need a hug fix today.
Ferizzeal shizzle in the hizzay.
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
well i set the pace, keep the pressure and set up the boat! ....damn smart arse single scullers!
ooh! and on some days i yell at people cos im a strringy! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! and i'll challenge your cox to the 'best' title any day! if you come to australia join my club! we have 3 british guys over atm! me must advertise over there of somehting! lol!
my god im so obsessed with rowing
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
there u go!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
yay! much better
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Ohh do i see some free hugs...?
How are you doing anyway?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
life is very good at the moment
im feeling happy n fuzzy, n Katie is buff...
anyway... MORE HUGS FOR ALL!!!!!!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
i hate my school
but i love you all...
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
ii was going to come in here and give you something:
:spluff:
i cant do the second half as i cant remember what i was supposed to be bringing in.
Anyone got a tissue?
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
you sick twisted and banal purile icke child
i love you
see you on valentines?
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
hokay, this is for gnorc, (and the rest of you pervs) here is the 411 on my nu girlfriend: Katie Steinman
She is:
16
5'3" (thats 1ft shorter than me!
)beautiful
gorgeous
fantastic smile
smouldering glances that make me melt with desire
killer body
rediculously intelligent (she teaches at the local Hebrew school)
funny
snuggly (vgood hugs n snuggles anytime of day)
and shes a big bundle of happiness
and mine...
<.......... this is me thinking of her... and so is this ..........> 
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
: D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
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