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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
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Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
In a long time to go,
at a midnight premiere,
far, far away...

Yeeeeah baby! Join us, in the name of Jar Jar and use the powers of Force for much silliness and mayhem. This will be the most lighthearted opportunity to inspire pheer with your elite torchspinning, staff palming tricks. Make babies cry with your costume and kids laugh with your make up:
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Also, if you have a Star Wars costume - new or old, good or bad, cheap or expensive, wear it along on the night. We will be having raffles and prizes and giveaways and the media will also be there so this is your chance to look good for the rest of the country.
All this lunatic twirling of overpriced (AU$60!!)lightbabers will surely earn the art of lightsaber spinning a silly reputation faster than you can say 'Padme's legal.' 4 those of joo in Oz - watch the news reports for footage of the madness.

fear us.
o_O

[ 29 April 2002, 13:44: Message edited by: Bender_the_Offender ]

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JeStErSILVER Member
enthusiast
214 posts
Location: Melbourne Australia


Posted:
I don't have a costume or a light sabre
hang on the dates got me a lil doesn't that mean it has already been and gone?
15th of april is past
4th day of the 15th month, WTF?

Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.


mr_swanksmember
3 posts
Location: melbourne, aus


Posted:
oh i can hardly wait... i think theres still a ton of tickets left too...

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
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Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Jester, you are indeed wise in the ways of the force, my Padawan! It was due to a disturbance I felt in my mind. It must have been the peppermint Aero bar. mmm holey chocolate. Yes, there are tickets left at this stage, and no you needn't lightsabers nor costumes to laugh ya guts out @ computer scientists wearing shagpile and emitting Wookie noises.

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arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
I'll be there with pants on... oh, b the I may be able to get my hands on a Count Dooku lightsaber for $30... I already have his saber... but if your interested, Bender???. And one more thing, What movie hall / venue / planet of Hoth / or Yavin for that matter, will this all be takeing place.

I'll be there as the Count, ready to crush you and all other jedi's who don't wish to join me in my quest to fight against both the jedi and the Empire. Oh and of course... Death Sticks for all... YYYAAAHHHHHH!!!!

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


JeStErSILVER Member
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Location: Melbourne Australia


Posted:
Oh no I'm hallucinating again, fives are turning into fours and now my numerolgy is totally screwed.
Please forgive me master for I have been dissillusioned by the dark side.

Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.


arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
Hard to see the dark side is...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
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Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
30 bucks??? woot! what a steal!! hey arsn, photos of the salty rave will be online soonskis! Midnight screening will be the usual spot - Hoyts City Centre on Bourke St, look for the Mandalorians!

"you see these footprints? side by side! Arson walks single file! and these firetwirling scorch marks! far too accurate for sandpeople! no... this was the work of Arsn!"

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arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
BENDER HELP!!!... I just downloaded the "Ewok song"... and found myself dancing and claping along, and I began to think, wouldn't a Jedi Ewok look mad... a teddy bear with a light saber... so many kids would have nightmares... I love it...

[ 03 May 2002, 11:11: Message edited by: Arsn ]

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CharlesBRONZE Member
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
ARSN, that is the funniest thing I've heard for ages!!!

Just couldn't stop laughing at the image of an evil dark-side ewok, with a lightsabre twice the size of itself!

ROFLHHAD!!!!!!! (Roll On Floor Laughing Hitting Head Against Door)

That's really cheered me up!

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arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
Begun this cold war has, I sense the dark side nearing...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

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arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Woooooooohooooooo... Demanded by the gods tis was... I just got my tickets....

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
Bender... four more sleeps... but if the rumors are true... you don't sleep... But I just got myself a Darth Maul Saber... I'm in love...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Oh the perils of being a Sith Lord...
"What the hell am I looking at? When does
this happen in the movie?"
"Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now."
"What happened to then?"
"We passed then?"
"When?"
"Just now. We're at now, now."
"Go back to then."
"When?"
"Now."
"Now?"
"Now."
"I can't."
"Why?"
"We missed it."
"When?"
"Just now."
"When will then be now?"

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arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
Blinks his self back to the world of normal... What the... what about then???, or when will we be at things to come...?

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


falloutboySILVER Member
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Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe


Posted:
Who's on first?

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.


Flame Of Fluffymember
3 posts
Location: Melbourne


Posted:
Dis is gonna b MAD!!! hey ewok jedi, now i'd pay to see something like that!!! another cool idea jawa jedi! ! ! !

arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
What's on second...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
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Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Whilst waiting in line for the tickets..
"Careful, you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it."
"Sorry, sir. Doing my best."
"Who made that man a gunner?"
"I did, sir. He's my cousin."
"Who is he?"
"He's an Asshole, sir."
"I know that. What's his name?"
"That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole."
"And his cousin?"
"He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole."
"How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?"
"YOOO!"
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes."

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arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
Long live the Monty humor...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

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MrConfusedBRONZE Member
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Location: I wish I knew, United Kingdom


Posted:
Could be wrong, but I think it's Spaceballs. Been a while since I've seen it.

J

If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
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6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
ok, so all the OZ peepz on this board, watch the newsclips from the premiere for some lightsaber smacking hilarity.
wootness.

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arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
Woot woot wooty woot wootwoot...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

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