I'm out of my mind...but you can leave a message
If you remain calm while all around you is collapsing...possibly you are missing something
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
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I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.
Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
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I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
The weekend has landed, all that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties, I got 48 hours off from the world. This could be the best night of my life, I've got 73 quid in my backburner and I'm gonna wax the lot, man.THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!!
-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.
I'm out of my mind...but you can leave a message
If you remain calm while all around you is collapsing...possibly you are missing something
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
I'm out of my mind...but you can leave a message
If you remain calm while all around you is collapsing...possibly you are missing something
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Q:Whay do you keep hiting yourself in the head with that hammer?A:Cos, it just feels so good when i stop...
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
quote:after 8:30ish,
Fundamentalist Christianity - fascinating. These people actually believe that the bi.., er, the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God.
What the..? Based on what? I asked them.
"Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages - 12 thousand years."
Well how fucking scientific, okay.
I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble. That's good.
You believe the world's 12 thousand years old?
"That's right."
Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
"uh huh."
Dinosaurs.
You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point.
"And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!'
But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.
And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord."
Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap in.
He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith."
Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man.
I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude.
You believe that?
"uh huh."
Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around:
"Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha."
[mimes God burying fossils]
"I am God, I am a prankster."
"I am killing Me."
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-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.
I'm out of my mind...but you can leave a message
If you remain calm while all around you is collapsing...possibly you are missing something
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
I'm out of my mind...but you can leave a message
If you remain calm while all around you is collapsing...possibly you are missing something
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
is fire is goodly
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