ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)

I've been thinking of late that i could do what ever i wanted. And jt works. last night I thought that i could juggle 5 balls and make 500 throws in one go. and guess what i made 512. what a great world i live in

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom



"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

i8beefy2GOLD Member
674 posts
Location: Ohio, USA

Haha, me too! Just the other night I was playin around and told myself I could do handsprings and butterfly kicks and no hand cartwheels, which I've been trying to learn for weeks, and somehow I pulled all of them off in one night.

84 posts
Location: relocated to the crowded isolation of dispare

well if you can do what ever you want, if you feel so inclined to do something for me, will you please light my chains with your thumb.

we could live beside the ocean leave the fire behind
swim out past the breakers watch the world die

oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom

i was watching something the other week where this guy had lighters in built into his thumbs, so all he had to do was click his fingers

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

dj_gooseSunburnt Bournda Beach Bum
157 posts
Location: A Melbourne boy through and through

me thinks that u have been watching too much matrix


Look to the moon, look to the stars, and if you still can't find happyness...find a bar!!!

squarefishSILVER Member
(...trusty steed of the rodeo midget...)
403 posts
Location: the state of flux, Ireland

What do you mean watching the matrix? We live in it every day.




If these aren't straight out of a sci-fi movie I don't know what is!

EeraBRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia

So many people with talent here, and me with just a big ol' stick.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.

KajiQuantum Theorist
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam

Well now that you've got the big stick get the two small sticks, the sword, the bmfs, silly chains with wicks on the end that some of the sillier people like to spin around them at high velocity while there on fire no less (ok so I can't let an opertunity to take a jab at the poiers pass me by)

then dazel everyone with you ablity to cary them all to your venue.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.