flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom

So, a certain person i know has had HoP banned/firewalled at work, so I made for them a HoP gateway, through which they can read posts from another url, with all instances of the word poi changed to DOG.

Works a treat, but I never expected it to be quite so amusing. The topic "Sex and Poi" translates to "Sex and DOG" and reading it almost made me wet myself!

I'm not going to allow public access to the site, because it uses lots of bandwidth I can't afford, and I don't have malcolm's permission to do so, but I have taken a copy of the Sex and DOG thread and stuck it on a server, for your own sick and twisted amusement. There's some absolute classic quotes in it. Perhaps you'd like to post some of your favourites below?


I'm not sure its suitable for kids, but then reading the original I don't think that is either

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

joo r 1337 haxor ^_^
i'm lagging let's votemap!!!!11

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

StebbinsBRONZE Member
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)

DOG done well is god damn sexy. Im lucky to know some really good DOG-ers. So yeah when I watch the likes of Dom, Bluecat, Glass, Cole, Moohaahaa etc DOG their ass off it really is quite

AAAAAAHHH Hahahahahahahaha hahahahah ..... (choke,cough,weeze) ..... hahahahaha (snort).. hehehehehe....

-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.

133 posts
Location: montreal: bagel capital

I like this one:


there is no better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula!

Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England

My favourite has to be Bams - " I did some DOG gazing at Dom, Cole and Rob the other day though ohhh I love my life"

That's got to be the funniest thread ever. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard, which is probably a good thing due to it being Monday.

Excellent Flid.

9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA

"And a woman doing DOG can be pretty amazing."

You saw that website too?!

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

Captain HazzardBRONZE Member
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK

You filthy buggers!

I only wanted to be 16... and free

1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey

"yeah.... DOG women....

bams, hels, dfq, sunbeam, lolli..."

quote courtesy of dyke boy... harsh!

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

frostypawGreat balls of fire
643 posts
Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent

You do realise what dogging is right? *worried laugh*

funny, but oh so sick!


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom

*raises hand*

which carpark this week then?

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

My fav quote is :
Sex and DOG?!

yes please!

sexy yes...

I think thats my views pretty summed up!

Oh and
DOG's are Boys toys,
theyre balls on strings

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom

Watching someone staffing or DOG-ing; by the moves they make, how long they go for and their willingness to try new things could directly corrolate to how they are in bed.

I couldn't agree more

Aaaaah girls doing DOG, not sexy, more a thing of beauty and grace for me.

DentrassiGOLD Member
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted by Narr (Member # 4479) on 22 October, 2003 01:25 :

yep in total agreement!

men doing staff yum yum yum

and i know alot of guys that say girls doing DOG is equally as yummy

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


There is this one guy who I have been watching since he started (we started DOG at the same time)...now first of all he is attractive to say the least...but when he first started it was like "holy shit stand back or get hurt"

174 posts
Location: St. Paul, MN USA


Without further guilding the lily and with no more ado, I bid you farewell and sweet dreams...