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Location: Halifax
*clears throat*
do doodily do do doo!
We're the knights of the round table....
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
holy man
110 posts
Location: Upstate, NY, USA
oh where is my hairbrush?
oh where is my hairbrush?
oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh weeeeeeeeereeeeeeeereeeeeee is my hairbrush?
Gather your harps from the willow trees, dust off the ancient strings. Call the bards and prophets, let them sing healing and freedom. Let light and love flow from the strings, colors of revelation.
141 posts
Location: Halifax
fishy, fishy fishy...
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
522 posts
Location: Berlin
nih!!!
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
141 posts
Location: Halifax
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
This is so lame...
I never even wanted to reply to this stupid thread...
I always wanted to be...A Lumberjack!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh,
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night, and I work all day...
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
i chop down trees, i eat my lunch, i go to the lavatory,
on wednesdays i go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Every sperm is sacred,
la la la la laaa..
522 posts
Location: Berlin
eeeeeeeevvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyy sperm is great!!!
If a sperm is wasted...
god gets quite irate...
silly women in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
522 posts
Location: Berlin
"I am your king!"
-"well I didn't vote for you!"
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
81 posts
Location: EIndhoven, Holland
So you pronounce yourself king cause some wattery tart threw a sword at you?
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
your mother was a hamster! and your father smelled of eldeberries!!
i just watched 'holy grail' & felt the need to share that line with you all!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ive got two legs from my hips to the ground...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
i fart in your general direction!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
isnt it awfully nice to have a penis?.....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i want to be a woman, from now on i want you all to call me loretta
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
"Pardon me, is this the right place for an argument?"
"I told you once..."
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
member
29 posts
Location: Australia
A moose bit my sister once
Moose nites can be very nasty
54 posts
Location: vodka-country... and it's VERY COLD here
A - B - C - D - E - F - G
Eric the half a bee...
when it gets colder that -25, you don't really care
141 posts
Location: Halifax
Llama!
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yes, we're all diferent.....im not
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
175 posts
Location: Derry, N. Ireland
I cant ebelieve noone has sung the entire "Im a lumberjack" song, so here it goes...
BARBER:
I wanted to be... a lumberjack!
Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!
With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!
[singing]
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Be Good, and if you DONT be Good, Buy a Pram!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
My Names Brian......
Let's relight this forum 
member
22 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
cough cough,
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
"I'm brian" "no, I'm brian! and so's my wife! "
141 posts
Location: Halifax
Ahem... This is censored. For good reasons. Now, everyone knows this one!
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘!$&@'.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, ‘!$&@’ is the only word referred to as ‘The F word.’
It’s the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
‘!$&@,’ as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word ‘Flicken’ which means ‘To strike’.
In English, ‘!$&@’ falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, “John !$&@ed Shirley,” as an intransitive verb, “Shirley !$&@s.”
It’s meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, “John’s doing all the !$&@ing work.”
As part of an adverb, “Shirley talks too !$&@ing much.”
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, “Shirley is !$&@ing beautiful.”
As the object of an adverb, “Shirley is !$&@ing beautifully.”
As a noun, “I don’t give a !$&@.”
As part of a word, “Abso-!$&@ing-lutly” or “In-!$&@ing-credible.”
And as almost every work in a sentence, “!$&@ the !$&@ing !$&@ers.”
As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of ‘!$&@.’
As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: “I got !$&@ed at the used car lot.”
Dismay: “Aww, !$&@ it,” trouble: “I guess I’m really !$&@ed now.”
Aggression: “Don’t !$&@ with me buddy.”
Difficulty: “I don’t understand this !$&@ing question.”
Inquiry: “Who the !$&@ was that.”
Dissatisfaction: “I don’t like what the !$&@ is going on here.”
Incompetence: “He’s a !$&@ off.”
Dismissal: “Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go !$&@ yourself.?”
I’m sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, !$&@ YOU!
If it needs to be taken off, mods, go for it, and slap my wrists later
oh, and !$&@ you! *runs away*
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
i have a dirty spoon.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
and now for something completely different...
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
522 posts
Location: Berlin
a man with three buttocks!
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
isn't it awefully nice to have a penis?
isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
it's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick.
from the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest brick!
so, three cheers for your willy, or john thomas.
hooray! for your one-eyed trouser snake!
your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
your percy, or your cock,
you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it in your sock!
don't take it out in public or they'll throw you in the dock,
and you won't come back!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
welll Manuel camp was a real
champhe was very rarely stable
i deger i deger was a boozy beggar
he could drink you under the table
David hugh could out consume
good o'le fradrick gable
and wickinstien was a beery swine
he just as shloshed his shalble
theres nothing nature couldn't teacher bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently
john Stuart mill of his own free will
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
half a pint of whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bug ger for the bottle
and often fond of his gram
and Renee decarte was a drunken fart
i drink therefore i am
Socrates himself is particularly missed
a lovely little thinker but a bugger when hes
i think thats spelt vaguely right and hopefully makes sense
btw that was the philosophers song
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
*stares awkwardly at everyone*
(aheem) NI!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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