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Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences!
So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).
Basic rules :-
1) Keep it clean(ish)
as its a PG board2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun.
3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! 
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
well, Mr Mynci... you just havent proved it to me yet, have you?
might have to change thatFRD, a Flan is a pastry thing with custard and jelly and fruit... but Im sure it could be rude if you wanted it to be
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
good show Ms Hanz....proper tart behaviour....You definately rate in at a cherry bakewell.
see my gallery i'm not small....FRD will tell ya...I'm a fat B*****d
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
what did I finally do right which deserved a mention?
*looks through Mynci's photo gallery* ooh... purdy... but all I can see if an evil, yet cuddly looking, little Mynci...
Oh, and I wasnt talking about weight before by the way
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
oooo.... just thought I'd sneak yer comment passed the mods THAT pic is not going on my gallery for legal reasons
*runs off to cert 18 thread to post pictures* A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
pass it by the mods? (we need a shocked smiley) what do you think this is? I just wanted to see the size of your hands... as I was told I have little hands today, but I dont think thats true.
cert 18 thread? Im guessing 18+ only? in that case, Im out...
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
ahhh scaring them away
good job this aint the bondage thread
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
am I supposed to understand what you mean by that first line?
ahh yes... the bondage thread... could be fun *cough*getyourbuttintheirnowboy*cough* anyone got any cough syrup? I seem to have a case of them... or something...
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
oooo forceful laydeeeee
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
nothing wrong with a little force, is there?
hmm... Im starting to think we should move this to another thread...
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
My intro needs spicing up
the new tart thread... my house A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
does that mean I should find it?
edit: just searched for it, and it isnt even an introduction thread... Im ashamed
EDITED_BY: Hanz (1128344632)
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
cherry bakewell mmmmmm
i think i'm more a treacle myself
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
hello treacle
(hmmmm name that DJ ) A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
*stomps in with big, big boots and scans surroundings* who wants to polish my boots coz they have gotten slightly scuffed whilst I was tarting around outside?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Trapesing backthrough this thread ,I see that I have been accused of being a tart. NOT TRUE say I! (you leave my murdered cyber-spawn out of it)
ok...maybe just a little one....
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
*jumps up and down* me me me....mmmm boots.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
you? what about you Myni dear?
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
myni...i'm not THAT small
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
come on then hunny *holds out cloth and polish*
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
woops... sorry Mynci dear... will you ever forgive me? what do I have to do to make it up to you?
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
*takes cloth* oooh
*starts rubbing and polishing*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
hee hee hee. tiz nice and tickly
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
you should have made him use his tongue LMSP
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Wrong thread screech
*continues rubbing vigourously*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
u can take 5 hun. ill sit on ur lap and give you a cutch instead
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
yay...erm whats a cutch...and do you really have nice boots???
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
well a cutch is for me to know and for you to ask tink. my boots are very real indeed and they are nice if you like a slightly kinky, biker look
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
oooh....I wanna meet them.
and I will surely ask yer sis. but sounds nice (will I get a slap )*********hidden mynci*********
EDITED_BY: Mynci (1128591487)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
only if u like that sorta thing
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
mmmmm......well I think I'll risk it for a biscuit....;)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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