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1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Aaaaaaaaannd now it's not.
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
CQ, we ALL know your SPECIAL - like "Norman's an ambulance" special!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Gidg - you forgot to run amok in Clarence's thread too!!!
woooooooo!!!!! *runs around in silly circles*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
No I haven't! I just haven't got here yet!
*amok*amok*amok*amok*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
Hey, Clarence
Been a lil' while. "I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I miss people!!!
And freezing my ass off overnight.
Well maybe not that second part, but WHAAAAAA!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Coming back from a gathering is always hard.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
Never been to one here...
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Was most awesome to meet you, miss
Missing everyone already
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Likewise
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
:big
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Awww I thanks you.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
DUCKULA!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ahem
COUNT Duckula!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I have to say preferred the (momentary) lil yellow rubber ducky Clarence...
my next favourite was the scribbly blue-haired stick Clarence.
and what you really need is a running amok tanked tank...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hmmm...
*searchs google and plays on paint*
We shall see.
Oooh! George!! I'm mailing something to you.. Just as soon as i get to a post office!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
If it is what I think it is... don't open it! :eep:
Kupo!
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Is it a Nutella bomb? cos I can do without them...
I've already got a wee tank like Clarence...
maybe it's a rubber duckie to always remind me of you?
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Muhahaha... *plots*
You'll see... someday...
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*joins in the evil laughter*
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*feels left out*
mwhaaa-haaa-haaa mmmwwwhhaaahaaaaaha haha ....
ha
AHA!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*makes the sound of one handed clapping* *no, really*
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I still have your frisbee! Na na na na na!
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
So? I know where you live....
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*runs away*
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
That won't help you...
I'm quite talented at stalking people. And I get a lot of practice, don't I George?!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Clarence... stop procrastinating
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hey I have... over 3 hours to write this thing and get it to uni. And I've already written a whole 458 words!
So I only have 2000 to go now!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Oh yeah? Well...um...You're a whole 458 words! So there!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
No, I'm a whole 459 words now. Pity the 459th word isn't really relevant to this assignment at all...
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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