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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
How about chocolate?
How about chocolate?
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
she's quite partial to men in aprons and rubber gloves.
she's quite partial to men in aprons and rubber gloves.
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Yes please Gidg! Is it plain chocolate ?*dribbles a little*
Gayle I'm only partial to men in rubber gloves and aprons if they are actually cleaning my house!
Ahhhhhhh if only I had a cleaning, ironing, sex slave...... *wonders off in a daydream......*
Yes please Gidg! Is it plain chocolate ?*dribbles a little*
Gayle I'm only partial to men in rubber gloves and aprons if they are actually cleaning my house!
Ahhhhhhh if only I had a cleaning, ironing, sex slave...... *wonders off in a daydream......* Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Everyone's got a fetish around here...
I know a praticular guy from LA who often goes around at burningman with nothing on excpet an apron and a single oven mit... big nice looking guy, great sense of humor (if a bit twisted), lots of muscles, nice bum - that your sort of thing, or does it have to be rubber gloves?
Written by: Gayle......!
she's quite partial to men in aprons and rubber gloves.
Everyone's got a fetish around here...
I know a praticular guy from LA who often goes around at burningman with nothing on excpet an apron and a single oven mit... big nice looking guy, great sense of humor (if a bit twisted), lots of muscles, nice bum - that your sort of thing, or does it have to be rubber gloves?
-v-
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
will he do Skully's household chores for her. If so, think he might be in there!
will he do Skully's household chores for her. If so, think he might be in there!
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Vanize you know all the nicest people! 
Its not a fetish of mine..... unless you call longing to have someone else keep my home clean a fetish. I mean to say.... where is it written that you have to be fully clothed when you clean someones house for them?
You people are all obsessed with my fetishes
I've already confessed my secret fetish once on the board... then it wasn't a secret any more so I had to find myself a new secret fetish after that! There's only so many secret fetishes a girl can think of in one year! I refuse to confess any more..... unless you get me drunk and bribe me with chocolate 
Vanize you know all the nicest people! Its not a fetish of mine..... unless you call longing to have someone else keep my home clean a fetish. I mean to say.... where is it written that you have to be fully clothed when you clean someones house for them?
You people are all obsessed with my fetishes
I've already confessed my secret fetish once on the board... then it wasn't a secret any more so I had to find myself a new secret fetish after that! There's only so many secret fetishes a girl can think of in one year! I refuse to confess any more..... unless you get me drunk and bribe me with chocolate Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
everyone should always be obsessed with everyone else's fetishes, including their own!
Germany has good chocolate - I shall go to KaDeWe before falmouth, purchase a small but elite selection, wait for someone else to get you drunk (Gayle perhaps...?), and then sping the chocolate bribery fetish admission trap on you!
Written by: Skulduggery
You people are all obsessed with my fetishes
everyone should always be obsessed with everyone else's fetishes, including their own!
Germany has good chocolate - I shall go to KaDeWe before falmouth, purchase a small but elite selection, wait for someone else to get you drunk (Gayle perhaps...?), and then sping the chocolate bribery fetish admission trap on you!
-v-
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Ahhh but now you have told me that Vanize I will be able to protect myself from your little plan..... oh who am I kidding... if its good chocolate I'll spill the beans
Ahhh but now you have told me that Vanize I will be able to protect myself from your little plan..... oh who am I kidding... if its good chocolate I'll spill the beans
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Already planned for.......! and i don't think fetish bean spilling is all we'll get
Written by: vanize
wait for someone else to get you drunk (Gayle perhaps...?),
Already planned for.......! and i don't think fetish bean spilling is all we'll get
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Why whatever can you mean my dear Gayle?
*innocently flutters eyelashes*
Why whatever can you mean my dear Gayle?
*innocently flutters eyelashes*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Innocent? Like in what world are you living in girl?
Plain chocolate, not likley. Right now Orange flavored chocolate sounds good.
Innocent? Like in what world are you living in girl?
Plain chocolate, not likley. Right now Orange flavored chocolate sounds good.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Gidg I live in the world of Skully...... Its a nice little place........ if you like chocolate and untidy clutter..... Orange Green and Blacks organic chocolate is yum!
Gidg I live in the world of Skully...... Its a nice little place........ if you like chocolate and untidy clutter..... Orange Green and Blacks organic chocolate is yum!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
activist for HoPper liberation.
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Location: ffidrac
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Posted:
yeah... but do you know what's even better? Green and Blacks chocolate with whole cherries......... *swoons and drools all over skully's carpet*
yeah... but do you know what's even better? Green and Blacks chocolate with whole cherries......... *swoons and drools all over skully's carpet*
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Location: Wales
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Wow! Non bought me a carpet so she could drool on it! Isn't that kind of her! One day my whole house will have proper flooring...... like carpet......maybe........ or block wood floors........ hmmmm Where is that Carpenter when you need him........ Maybe I should call on Dubs Building skills. Pk was right...... I'll just have to blindfold myself so I can see him.......
Wow! Non bought me a carpet so she could drool on it! Isn't that kind of her! One day my whole house will have proper flooring...... like carpet......maybe........ or block wood floors........ hmmmm Where is that Carpenter when you need him........ Maybe I should call on Dubs Building skills. Pk was right...... I'll just have to blindfold myself so I can see him.......
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: ffidrac
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Posted:
aren't i kind? it's a bit damp now though... and probably smells of choclate slightly, but i guess you won't mind that part....
aren't i kind? it's a bit damp now though... and probably smells of choclate slightly, but i guess you won't mind that part....
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Arghhhhhhhhhh I've gone all day without chocolate and there is still no chocolate in my house...... you are all taunting me! Ben even ate chocolate on Cam to upset me! Evil Evil Aussie!
*stomps off to see if there are any sniffable chocolate wrappers in the bin*
Arghhhhhhhhhh I've gone all day without chocolate and there is still no chocolate in my house...... you are all taunting me! Ben even ate chocolate on Cam to upset me! Evil Evil Aussie!
*stomps off to see if there are any sniffable chocolate wrappers in the bin*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
No need to sniff wrappers girl. Let's get you some real chocolate biscuits.
*Gidg hands Skully double dipped Tim Tams*
No need to sniff wrappers girl. Let's get you some real chocolate biscuits.
*Gidg hands Skully double dipped Tim Tams*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, chocolate with cherries.....
Written by: NOn
yeah... but do you know what's even better? Green and Blacks chocolate with whole cherries......... *swoons and drools all over skully's carpet*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, chocolate with cherries.....
Gayle.....!
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Did someone mention tim tams???
Did someone mention tim tams???
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.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
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.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
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Posted:
i just said that in cantus' intro!! hehehehe
anyhoo....heya!!
i just said that in cantus' intro!! heheheheanyhoo....heya!!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
I'm still all out of chocolate....... I have to wait until payday on friday
I have totally spent every last penny of my last pay.
Chocolate should be free!
Gidg are there any Aussies other than Valura and Arsn I need to sort out yet? Who do I get to slap ?
Hi Ry welcome to the only sane intro thread on Hop!
Hello my evil twin. Sorry about all the texts today in work I was bored stupid!
Gita, how are you Girl?
I'm still all out of chocolate....... I have to wait until payday on friday
I have totally spent every last penny of my last pay.Chocolate should be free!
Gidg are there any Aussies other than Valura and Arsn I need to sort out yet? Who do I get to slap
?Hi Ry welcome to the only sane intro thread on Hop!
Hello my evil twin. Sorry about all the texts today in work I was bored stupid! Gita, how are you Girl? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
oooohh.... i once made this cake right... hmmm... actually... because of the risk of upsetting skully i shall censor this and move it to my thread...(go there to find out about the great cake) skully, you can find out on friday when you have some chocolate otherwise it may be too painful....
in the meantime... i've got some murray mints?
Written by: Gayle......!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, chocolate with cherries.....
oooohh.... i once made this cake right... hmmm... actually... because of the risk of upsetting skully i shall censor this and move it to my thread...(go there to find out about the great cake) skully, you can find out on friday when you have some chocolate otherwise it may be too painful....
in the meantime... i've got some murray mints?
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
just for you Skully:
Non-Https Image Link
just for you Skully:
Non-Https Image Link
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
yay the slurpy smiley!
yay the slurpy smiley! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Running hippy spinning lemming
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Running hippy spinning lemming
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Posted:
Boo!
small rodent bounces across the room.......
Boo!
small rodent bounces across the room.......
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Pervert!
Written by: Bird
just for you Skully:
Non-Https Image Link
Pervert!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Who? Skully or Bird?
Who? Skully or Bird?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
both (duh!)
both (duh!)
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
You're just jealous you haven't got a Mr Slurpy Smiley in your thread Vanize
Lemming!! where have you been hun Good to have you back!
Gidg did you really need to ask that?
You're just jealous you haven't got a Mr Slurpy Smiley in your thread Vanize Lemming!! where have you been hun
Good to have you back!Gidg did you really need to ask that?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
how do you know it is a "mr" and not a "ms"?
if it is a miss, then I might be a little envious, but not jealous.
how do you know it is a "mr" and not a "ms"?
if it is a miss, then I might be a little envious, but not jealous.
-v-
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