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Howdy Doody Diddly Dandy...
Long time spinner, first time poster. (well...5 months has it been that long?)
Hello all. It's fair to say that I know a few of you in person already but I thought I'd make my presence know in this little secluded corner of the information super-highway
(Revision using Doc Lightning's oh so handy template)
Name: Dave Chu
Location: Leyland, Preston, Lancashire
Hometown: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire
DOB: 1st January 1980
Age: 25
Sex: (Resists the temptation to type 'Yes Please')
Occupation(s): Newspaper advertisement designer (Official Title 'Grade 4 Mac Operation', despite recently moving the system over to PCs)
Favorite Food(s): Alternating between things that are good for me and everything that is bad for me
Favorite Color(s): Red, Black and anything that evokes serenity
Toys: Don't make me choose between my babies! triple-wick firestaff, globalz (the ones that still work) and the homemade sock poi/gloves
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sketching, doodling, Movies, computer art (mostly 2D drawing)
Education: 2.1 in Media Studies type thing....
Favorite Book(s): 'Lost Souls' and 'Drawing Blood' by Poppy Z Brite
Favorite Movie(s): You ready? Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Mullholland Drive, X-Men & X2, The Exorcist, Chasing Amy, The Believer, Ring, Secretary, Twin Peaks, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vol 1, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Freeway, Happiness of the Katakuris, Garden State, Mysterious Skin,
Favorite TV show(s): Buffy, Angel, Alias, Firefly, Doctor Who, whatever's on...
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) It's never gonna happen.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Sigur Ros, Bjork, NIN, Cibo Matto, Queen Adreena, Sunna, Scissor Sisters, Miocene, Godspeed You Black Emperor! Daft Punk, Labradford, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Alec Empire, Bis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SOAD, Jeff Buckley, Metallica, Madonna (Argh!), Pitchshifter, Monster Magnet, Mirwais, Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mad Capsule Markets, Joni Mitchell, Grand Theft Audio, K's Choice, Rob Zombie, U2, Curve, Allison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Isis, Devin Townsend, Cursive, Rufus Wainwright, Patrick Wolf, Bloc Party, Pendulm
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Ben n Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and the Full Vermonty
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella..... Chocolate addiction rears its ugly head!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Blame it on my upbringing...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
I wish I could blame stuff on my upbringing, unfortunately I have to take full responsibility
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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I take responsibility and leave it on the nearest doorstep...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
How irresponsible! "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I think it’s quite responsible to leave your responsibility on someone else's door step. I did something similar, but it involves a little bit of imagination and an empty fairy up liquid bottle.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
A fairy up a what now...?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
You do WHAT with fairies???
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I meant a washing up liquid bottle 
Mmm fairy soft hands..
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Ah, I remember those, you can make all sorts of cool things with them. I saw it on blu peter. In case you were wondering, we have a satelite channel called BBC Prime and they have blu peter on it.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I was always trying to make some sort of weapon to kill my brother. Never use to work though. (I wonder why
) One of mums high heel shoes to his head used to always be a winner in my eyes though 
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
It is possible to make a fairly dangerous bomb using one of those bottles, but maybe I shouldn't tell you how to do that.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I'm sure high heels in his eyes would be just as effective as well...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Probably best not too. I'm not even allowed near sharp things.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
I'm sure high heels in his eyes would be just as effective as well...
Yeah I used to sit in my mum's shoes cupboard when I was younger so plenty of ammo. I used to like the smell of new shoes. A lot of the time I would be found asleep in there. Quite weird really. Who what of fought I would grow up to be gay ay
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
I'm not allowed near most most things. I think I used to watch Mcguyver too often.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I blame blue peter
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
For what?
Me being a danger to society or you being gay??
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Both. They say if you tape an episode and rewind it there are messages from the devil.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
Mwah for dave
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
What's all this crap about Blue Peter turning you gay? The Do-It-Yourself segments involving uPVC glue peerhaps?
Thanks Mill!
Did you have a good meet yesterday? Just bought myself one of Mike's staffs...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
Yeah I had fun on sun even if I were hungover, I was so glad Matt gave me a lift home was so delicate!
I got that new job they rang me last night so I'm a chuffed Mill today!
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Circus Matt? He drives? You seem to have coped...
My Fibreglass Core Firestaff was waiting for me at work today
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
The one with the pineapple on his head yes, I copced quite well domino's sorted me out a plenty when I got home!
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
hurrah for staffage 
Getting to the other side 
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Dave, you smell like wensleydale...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
i would have thought more of stilton, ya know... a bit more creamy
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
All these cheeses
I'm crackers...I WOULD be stilton if I had Blu bits all over me...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Why do I get the feeling that is smutty?
Getting to the other side
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
No way, there's nothing smutty about cheese.
Cheese is good for you.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I know... All that protein...
Written by: _Clare_
Why do I get the feeling that is smutty?
Default?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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