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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Howdy Doody Diddly Dandy...



Long time spinner, first time poster. (well...5 months has it been that long?)



Hello all. It's fair to say that I know a few of you in person already but I thought I'd make my presence know in this little secluded corner of the information super-highway

wave ubbrollsmile wave



(Revision using Doc Lightning's oh so handy template)



Name: Dave Chu



Location: Leyland, Preston, Lancashire



Hometown: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire



DOB: 1st January 1980



Age: 25



Sex: (Resists the temptation to type 'Yes Please')



Occupation(s): Newspaper advertisement designer (Official Title 'Grade 4 Mac Operation', despite recently moving the system over to PCs)



Favorite Food(s): Alternating between things that are good for me and everything that is bad for me



Favorite Color(s): Red, Black and anything that evokes serenity



Toys: Don't make me choose between my babies! triple-wick firestaff, globalz (the ones that still work) and the homemade sock poi/gloves



Hobbies other than the obvious: Sketching, doodling, Movies, computer art (mostly 2D drawing)



Education: 2.1 in Media Studies type thing....



Favorite Book(s): 'Lost Souls' and 'Drawing Blood' by Poppy Z Brite



Favorite Movie(s): You ready? Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Mullholland Drive, X-Men & X2, The Exorcist, Chasing Amy, The Believer, Ring, Secretary, Twin Peaks, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vol 1, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Freeway, Happiness of the Katakuris, Garden State, Mysterious Skin,



Favorite TV show(s): Buffy, Angel, Alias, Firefly, Doctor Who, whatever's on...



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) It's never gonna happen.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Sigur Ros, Bjork, NIN, Cibo Matto, Queen Adreena, Sunna, Scissor Sisters, Miocene, Godspeed You Black Emperor! Daft Punk, Labradford, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Alec Empire, Bis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SOAD, Jeff Buckley, Metallica, Madonna (Argh!), Pitchshifter, Monster Magnet, Mirwais, Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mad Capsule Markets, Joni Mitchell, Grand Theft Audio, K's Choice, Rob Zombie, U2, Curve, Allison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Isis, Devin Townsend, Cursive, Rufus Wainwright, Patrick Wolf, Bloc Party, Pendulm



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Ben n Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and the Full Vermonty



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella..... Chocolate addiction rears its ugly head!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Well ChellybeanDip, next time I'll see you I'll be there with an aerosol can and a lighter... devil

Blu: Turn that frown upside down biggrin

Here...

This is what I'll look like afterwards

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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol Ooh, are you going to get a dread transplanted to your chin?

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
i thought you were getting your hair cut...not a sex change!

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
The haircut comes with it, I have aspirations on becoming a stereotypical lesbian...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooh, you could be just like eugeinie from preaching to the perverted....only more chinese!

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Sorry Dave, I don't have a thing for films about lesbian S&M ringmistresses... tongue

Oh well. Three hours to go, then...


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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek

ubbcrying

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
ubblol

good luck biggrin

hug smile

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
there's an interesting point, if you don't have good luck will you come back and still have the odd dread flapping about

*points to a bit the barber missed*

hang on thats his head ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I was THAT far away from leaving it a mullet! ubblol

Oh yes... The deed is done. my head feels oddly warm...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
We want to see a piccy.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
NO WE DONT, this is the only way I can stay in denial...

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Denial????

Isn't that a river somewhere in Africa?

*hits himself behind the head for that totally lame joke*

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
the biblical sampson had a mullet.
probably.

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
and lost his strength when he cut it off... are you weak now?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
probably...but he will still have his cheeky smile. Thats all he really needs anyway biggrin

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Zoo spank no one is allowed to make non-smutty bad puns in my thread

Bender: Funny you should mention Sampson biggrin Going Going GONE! #Why Why Whhhhhhy......#
(It's embedded on my fundraising page but I'm not allowed to put the URL on here)

Blu: I don't need my hair to be me, just you I shouldn't need my hair for you to like me! hug

Doug: Just get it over with and do me! hug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
sure you do tongue

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
You're not one of those annoying girls who message boys on myspace saying 'You got cool dreads, wanna add me?' are you?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
No but I am tongue

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
You never gave me one of those messages!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
That’s because I lied. Me and Lois are opposites when it comes to men. I like mine shaved head, stubble, old and something to a little extra around the edges. Also I like funny looking guys, where she likes the boy next door look.

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol introducing the remake of the classic film featuring:
Eddie Murphy
and

Dave... as the golden child (at 2.14 on the vid with the cheeky grin)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Like I've never heard that one before Mynci! hug

Baby Lee - I kinda like the combination of both types, I do have an eye for both the pretty boys and the oddballs.

These days the boy next door looks more like Wayne Rooney...
hug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Dave dave dave!

Do you have a cold head yet?

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pretty Boys... ubblove

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Humous... ubblove

wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Mynci getting bopped on the head by some etherial being right now ubblove

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Yes Matt I have a cold head, I've resorted to wearing beanies I've bought ages ago. They actually fit my head now without making look like a conehead. Also actually wear the hood on my hoodie too when not firespinning. I taken to demanding money from random strangers in my workplace...

Heehee Mynci is a Humousexual... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
... He has sex with Humous?

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