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Login/Join to Participatehehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Howdy Doody Diddly Dandy...
Long time spinner, first time poster. (well...5 months has it been that long?)
Hello all. It's fair to say that I know a few of you in person already but I thought I'd make my presence know in this little secluded corner of the information super-highway
(Revision using Doc Lightning's oh so handy template)
Name: Dave Chu
Location: Leyland, Preston, Lancashire
Hometown: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire
DOB: 1st January 1980
Age: 25
Sex: (Resists the temptation to type 'Yes Please')
Occupation(s): Newspaper advertisement designer (Official Title 'Grade 4 Mac Operation', despite recently moving the system over to PCs)
Favorite Food(s): Alternating between things that are good for me and everything that is bad for me
Favorite Color(s): Red, Black and anything that evokes serenity
Toys: Don't make me choose between my babies! triple-wick firestaff, globalz (the ones that still work) and the homemade sock poi/gloves
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sketching, doodling, Movies, computer art (mostly 2D drawing)
Education: 2.1 in Media Studies type thing....
Favorite Book(s): 'Lost Souls' and 'Drawing Blood' by Poppy Z Brite
Favorite Movie(s): You ready? Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Mullholland Drive, X-Men & X2, The Exorcist, Chasing Amy, The Believer, Ring, Secretary, Twin Peaks, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vol 1, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Freeway, Happiness of the Katakuris, Garden State, Mysterious Skin,
Favorite TV show(s): Buffy, Angel, Alias, Firefly, Doctor Who, whatever's on...
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) It's never gonna happen.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Sigur Ros, Bjork, NIN, Cibo Matto, Queen Adreena, Sunna, Scissor Sisters, Miocene, Godspeed You Black Emperor! Daft Punk, Labradford, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Alec Empire, Bis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SOAD, Jeff Buckley, Metallica, Madonna (Argh!), Pitchshifter, Monster Magnet, Mirwais, Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mad Capsule Markets, Joni Mitchell, Grand Theft Audio, K's Choice, Rob Zombie, U2, Curve, Allison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Isis, Devin Townsend, Cursive, Rufus Wainwright, Patrick Wolf, Bloc Party, Pendulm
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Ben n Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and the Full Vermonty
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella..... Chocolate addiction rears its ugly head!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Where's blu, I think she should have a say in this matter.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Nah, just because she started the whole cheese arc doesn't mean she has a say in where it goes...
(The thread, not the cheese...)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
So where is the cheese going?
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
mmmm....if you want to be stilton I'll give you some bits
I very seldom have a say in where things go once I start them, so I'm used to it
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Written by: Zenooph
So where is the cheese going?
Scunthorpe...
Written by: Blu Valley
mmmm....if you want to be stilton I'll give you some bits
Which bits? The Giblets?
Written by: Blu Valley
I very seldom have a say in where things go once I start them, so I'm used to it
Good point...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Any bits you want Dave..I won some interesting bits in a card game off a stranger in the pub..I think they would be right up your Ally
As a side note Dave, you remember that little whiteish cable you left round our house at Pride? Found it!!! Got it safe in a placec I will remember now...if that helps at all
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
What is the cheese going to do in Scunthorpe?
It should all come to South Africa, I like cheese!!!!!!!!!!!
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Greedy greedy, you hav ethe beautiful country, the good weather, the indian ocean, the laid back people an dnow you want ALL THE CHEESE TOO??!!!
I don't think its fair
*starts mailing cheese to scunthorpe*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
I'll trade you some good weather for some cheese
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I'll send you the cheese once I see some good weather!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Ok, it's in the mail. With the SA post office, iot should be there by about June.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
But won't the good weather make the cheese go all bad?
I shave my head a week tomorrow. Kinda looking forward to it.
If you still wanna sponsor me PM me for the weblink to my Red Nose Day Page....
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Not if the cheese is in a cooler box.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
or a fridge.
I'll send the cheese in a bottle on the ocean like I did Mr M's peanut
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
How do I get the cheese out of the bottle?
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
dunno...blow it up??
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
That would take a very small and precise amount of explosive. Just enough to crack the bottle and not damage the cheese.
I think it's possible.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
problem solved
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Cheese and explosives... natural combination...
A Week to go before I go Britney... (the baldy thing, not the beating the crap out of cars with a brolly)
/ "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
just been and donated dave! my name better be on that donors list, or i'll pull your damn dreadlocks out with my bare hands!!!!!!........did i just say that out loud?.....oops...
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
kinky!
Yes your name does appear on the list...Cheers mate
Need all the help I can get, gonna be blitzing people for donations and if people get irritated by my badgering... so be it!Friends are overrated...
Hey Chellybean Dip
It was good to meet you... And your flaming locks... "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
see dave I said anyone who does staff cuts all their hair off what... a couple of months ago
join the clan A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
pffft
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
don't worry Blu, my hairs getting a bit long and scraggly again
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
Hey Chellybean Dip
And you say that before you've even seen me trying to spin fire....It was lovely to meet you too sir. Hopefully our paths will cross again at some point in the near future.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
You only told me about it AFTER I told you about my plan!
ShadowCOPYcat...
(The fact that it's taken me a good few months to say 'right, I'm actually gonna do it' is mostly irrelevant...)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*frowns but remains silent*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
*points at frown stifling a laugh* you look all serious like that, stoppit
it's not right A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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