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Login/Join to ParticipateMumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
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Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
alright then....
give me a story/ poem/ whatever about a pair of wire strippers and a triangular shaped blancmange and a turnip.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ok it took me all day but I finally did it!!!!
There once was an elf,
a little wee elf,
and a funny liitle elf was he,
the love of his life, through worry and strife,
was a turnip , the size of a pea
His stride was jaunty,
his shoes small and pointy,
his belly, it growled like a bear,
a hungry wee elf using cunning and stealth,
to find some good country fare.
He came to a house,
a messy wee house,
and a smell wafted through the sky,
he said with a grin, and a dimple in his chin,
"FOOD! what a lucky boy am I!!"
The elf came to the window,
he tryed to get in,
when he noticed some alarm wire trippers,
he grins very wide, he reaches inside,
and whips out his trusty wire strippers .
with a snip and a cut,
hes back on his luck,
and dancing a jig with a smile,
he climbs in the window, and balances in limbo,
but lands on his bum on his piles.
on the table he spys,
through happiness and sighs,
a fillet mignon that smells great,
he gobbles it down and sees with a frown,
a weird triangluar plate.
dessert swallowed quickly
( blancmange aint too sickly)
the elf is off to meet his fate
the moral of this ditty it aint too pretty
elfs are pigs and will clean up your plate...!!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
it rhymes it rhymes!!
im most definatly impressed.
wasnt it supposed to be a triangular blancmange? not a blancmange and a plate?
very very good though...
at least yours was coherrant!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
as was yours!!! lookie ya made me blush!!
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has anyone else noticed the lack of arsn energy around this thread? hmmmmm
*runs off to sulk*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
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Did I make you smile...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
yeah real big see?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Glad you like my flags
*poke*
would love to try a new design next year
*poke*
And give arsn a *poke* for me too....
Have a lovely new years and hope 2004 brings all that you need...
Take care
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
*sneaks in and carefully cuddlz Valura LOTS*
hehe
Meeeheheheheheeheeh
heh
Currently on the right side up of the world.
member
3 posts
Location: Qld, Australia
Hiya Valura! What happened last Friday? We went to Burleigh but noone was there.
We wanted to play [exits, sulking]
[pops back in]
So, is there a workshop this week?
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
OH YES ~!!!!
we were in brissie and didnt have a contact number for you!!! so sorry lil one!!!
you should have called the mobile...
we will be there tonight...
FLYNTY!!! MEAHHHH MEH MEHHH MEEHHHHH
I miss you...*offers lap for flynty to curl up and go shusie byes*
EDITED_BY: Valura (1072997574)
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
tonight??!?!?
are you anti-pod-eans crazy?
its new years day!
go home and get drunk and tell all your workmates just how much you love them.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
happy new years ucof me wee matey...!!!
its a work day for us today!!! *dumb aye?*
yesterday was new years day!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
grrrr...
evil international time date zones.
confusing me.
but yes, happy new year.
so tonight therte is a spinning workshop?
can i come seeing as im now in the area.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
*climbs into lap and cuddlz in*
HI!
thanks for laps, YAY!
i go home in THREE sleeps! YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAY
Currently on the right side up of the world.
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Quote:
Originally posted by UCOF
can i come seeing as im now in the area.
I would ask what you mean by this, are you in australia... or am I going to deep into the world of UCOF... with chance of never returning again and... oh damn, I've gone crossed-eyed...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
erm...
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
YES!!! FEEL FREE TO COME AND PLAY... SOON A BLUE MEOWY WILL BE HERE AND THEN A BAMMERS AND THEN A C@NTUS AND A FAIRY damn caps lock
come to our place ucof
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
remember
433 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe
Hey there beautiful chicken girl! Muchos Thankos for the lovely christmas card and yummy golden stars.. Give thee Troyful one a pat on the nose and a sugar-cube from me too.
Hanging out to catch up and have a spin with you guys.
-peace and hugs and lots of mush
*clink*
-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
blue meowy?
i told you once already valura.
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
**giggles**
i figured i hadn't dropped any by lately
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
valura...say something now if you could..
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
hazzah... look at the people who popped by...
*carefully stores a giggle in the giggle box* thinking of giving some to grumpy bum blue!!!
thanks pounceWE HAVE MISSED YOU BLUE!!!!!
oh I like your avatar fallout... so cute... arsn snorted his thanks and stomped his hoof three times.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
cheers
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ARRGGGHHHH your wigging me out ucof!!!!!
but heres a cuddle for you anyway
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
its due to my SAS training.
i can pre-reply and re-reply in the time it takes you to do the bit between the pre-reply and the re-reply.
Im stealthy.
like a very small emu.
EDITED_BY: Unbelievably Calm Oven-ready Fritter (1073173651)
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
it cannot be said that emus are known for their stealth my friend... prehaps you are more like a wee fuzzy goobliedegoop......
(they are very stealth like, they are so full of stealth, I have yet to see one) TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
ahh...
you see i have seen a wee fuzzy goobliedegoop.
they are small, yet not as small as a very very small emu, and are bright neon blue.
therefore they are not AS stealthy as a very very small emu.
but they are still rather stealthy.
EDITED_BY: Unbelievably Calm Oven-ready Fritter (1073174929)
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
i saw some stealth emus the other day.
fortunately they were in civvies so easy to spot.
*waits for giggle to be handed over*
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*GIGGLE!!!!!!!!!*
will ring you tonight el pussy-cato (thats spanish)
ucof...? bright neon blue? were you on a cocktail of drugs at the time?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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