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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Hey Everyone...

Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..

Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..

I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance... [Razz]

Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon... [Wink]

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
no i was not on a cocktail of drugs..

oh...hang on..

yes...yes thats right..I was.

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Trying desperatly to get in before ucof...

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
too late.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
thats you that is too late and not me. tongue

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
hardly surprising oh Unworthy Controller Of Felines.

can't wait to hear the 2004 version of "Valura the pseudokiwi" coming through the ether...

wink


meow
R

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
BUGGER!!!!! ubblol biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
i am not an unworthy controller of Felines.

you are a free man rob.

free man.

now go sell your body.

free? muhahahahah <--there should be a letter "a" at the end but i couldnt find it on the keyboard.

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Im not too good with this reply in time thingo this morning.. or in sqeuence either for that matter... *marchs off to have many a caramel coffee...*

2004 valura version is much brighter and more effervesent (sp)

i sound like a drink

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
er.

it's already belonging to somone else.

i could try and buy it back, but i think i would have to pay more than i got for it.

eek

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
like a soft drink... or a going-badly-wrong chemistry experiment(must tell you soon about the guy next to me in the lab at uni who blew a hole in the ceiling ubblol)

rolleyes

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.


Posted:
hey pretty fairy girl! I love your new pretty blue dress and wings!*:.

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
ello chicky dear.
am in launceston at the moment, but am flying home tomorrow to be back in full phone and hop usage again. look forward to chatting again soon.

lotsa hugz
hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
thanks for your luffley pm miss moon pixie....have sent a reply about the cats impending visit.. ubbtickled
I found this lovely little blue dress at the back of my fairy closet. Now I just have to find the fairy dust to go with it

dentrassi you really are a gentleman for passing on my message to flynt... I am most obliged... biggrin biggrin biggrin.... hug

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
whispers to Valura

want to coordinate a UCOF post bombing..we might be able to keep up then....?? kiss kiss

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
That would never work!

I have a multi-legioned taskforce of UCOF clones . They all sit at computers posting, continously , Around the clock.

and now I am at univeristy, the orignal masterpeice of man, of which my new Utopia of UCOF clones, will go down as I will not have 24 hr internet accces.

So there.



tongue

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
I liked these Black Eyed Peas lyrics so I thought I'd write you them....

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm gettin' older, y'all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' our own direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids act like what they see in the cinema
Yo', whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead in spreading love we spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under
Gotta keep my faith alive to lovers bound

Have no idea why, just thought you'd like them.....
much love Chicken! xoxoxox

Flynty

Currently on the right side up of the world.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
i'm.....getting.....very......dizzy......


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**giggles**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
yay giggles. yay black eyed peas!!! ubblove (love you)

yay legions of ucof constantly posting... uh oh... hang on a moment...

gnor we may just have to coordinate that matey!!!
EDITED_BY: Valura (1073265100)

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
PM me when we are all on and its a deal...... wink
hug hug hug hug

clones...hmm..do they have big mucles too and fence isuues

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
I just found a picture of these "Stelthy Goobliedegoops", so it means that atleast one person was able to see one... AND take a photo...

But I must say, if you have a weak belly... look away... these critters are little con artists... just last week I lost three hundred bucks paying a card game of find the black to one of these guy dressed up to look like a real person...
















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Scary... isn't it...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

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dis is me laughing so hard


ahahahahahahahah THATS SO CUTE!! ubblove

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I think the laughing cats have scared everyone right off... eek

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
nope not every one. im still here biggrin

and that is SOOO CUTE!!!

im really liking all the cute ittle animle pics you guys post ubblove

where do you get em all form? feel free to post some to me too! wink (hint hint)

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I have already lovvie!! check your thread!!! hug

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
i did. ubblove tank you biggrin hug

altho i do NOT thank you for that SPIDER!!!
ew ew ew ew ew!!!

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
....my prettys scaring peeps?

eek

hey miss V/K

kiss

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
bugger. I had a really cool joke to answer that post with. but arsn said you wont get it cause its about an aussie car. a V K commodore. now its just not funny... le sigh
find out about flight times yet matey? ubblol cant wait to take you to a jungle techno club... if yer dig. hug

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
BOO!

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* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
*ARRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH* what the hell was that?
it looked like a balloon alien!!!!
oh no its starting again!!!
slinks off to take many a valium

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Say something Valura... tongue

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


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