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Login/Join to ParticipateMumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
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Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,810 posts
Location: London
Hey I had a serious conversation with him once...............or perhaps it was chris
hehehehe Ya bammy can't wait to visit you know
I hope works getting better Princess
Ya Bammy
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
look at all the people that came to visit me when I was nuneyes!!!!!!!!!
Ucof your secret is out... there is a sensible person lurking inside you and posting under your name!!! what to do? as long as your head doesnt start to spin and your dont spew green excorist stuff outta your mouth Im sure we can live with it...
Bammers a pm for you sweetness and light....
deep soul sheep... long time no see buddee...I love your avatar.. look like a jamican mon!!
and charles!!!!!!!!
Im so happy to see you in here.. I have missed you matey... you know all I want for christmas is a case of l&P... I heard a whisper that you are king of L&P...
*looks around for flynt...looks under pillows and coffee tables and even inside a fairy tale book (where all princess live) but cannot find her*
oh I must have lost Flynt again...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
have you worked out who keeps sending you these texts yet?
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
I'm guessing it's you Jon??Valura - thank you so much for the christmas card from you and Arsn. It was so lovely
. I can't wait to meet you both when you guys come over to the UK, and am a teeny weeny bit jealous that Lisa gets to meet you both so soon! Promise me you'll take care of her for me!
Love to you both
Hels
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
HOOLEY BLOODY MOOLEY
Quote:
have you worked out who keeps sending you these texts yet?
ITS YOU UCOF!!!!
I had no idea!!! I thought it was hels!!!
you sneaky little chimp!!.... POTATOES! TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
BRUSSEL SPROUTS!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ARRRGGGHHHHHHH
IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE?
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
SPEEDOS!
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
brussel sprouts are damn good valura and i'm not visiting unless you admit it
*flounces off in a huff*
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
I like brussel sprouts... I even sometimes eat them raw... mmmm... raw brussels...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ok you win... I am no match for your horrifying images!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
there's going to be trouble here ms V.
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
*Ducks under the bar as the beginings of an old fashion western showdown begin*
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
alls quiet on the western front, the street is bare and desterted. A tumble weed winds a lonley path down the street accompanied with nothing more than the sigh of the wind and fingers of dust which curl their way around buildings on the street.
a lone figure steps out onto the street. from the curvy silhouette it becomes apparent that the person is female and extremly attractive.
an onlooker spots the scene forming through the window of the burlesque house, and feels the tension in the air rising. It becomes so thick you could cut it with a knife.
the faint sound of horse hooves echos around the small town center, and the stirkingly beautiful woman knows that her foe has just riden into town
Valura turns to glare at the horizon and notices a man with wild and wooley hair that seems to be matted in some kind of pattern, is approaching her...
* CUE DUELLING BANJO MUSIC*
he circles the voluptuous Valura on horseback and swings his beer bellied body down to the ground and snarls in a sarcastic manner..."this town aint big enough for the both of us"
the notorious Blue cat kid throws down the challange with a smirk... Valura the breathtaking beauty takes him up on the defiant words and breathily whispers " sir, you and your brussel sprouts are no match for the likes of me!"
Valura smiles, winks seductivly at the nortious blue cat kid and whips a pair of Dr Lightnings speedos towards bluecats head as a distraction while she drops a cauliflower bomb on the unsuspecting brussel sprouts....Knowing he is truley beaten the notrious Blue cat kid lets out a shriek of dispair and slowy but surely slinks into the shadows
triumphant yet again Valura throws a raging party at the burlesque house and invents fire poi, by lightning the remaining brussel sprouts and swinging them around her head gracedully all the while yelling " yehaaa pardner!!!"
See this true account of my past life is prooving two things.... brussel sprouts suck,,, and I DID invent poi arsn!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Oh valura... take me... take me now...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Allo, Valura and Arsn.
I got your Christmas/Chanukkah/Christmukkah/Chanstmas card today! Thanks so much!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
I know she can't spell... you don't have to rub it in...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Valura, may I smack him or do you want to?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I believe that the difference in the smacks that each of us give him may be quite considerable
(and btw your welcome!)
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
Thanks for the card guys 
Have a very Merry Christmas!
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
sulking.
and not coming
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Quote:
ARRRGGGHHHHHHH
IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE?
Brussel sprouts IN Speedos???
Merry Kritmet!!
Sorry for giving UCOF your number, he said something about thanking you..... i always think his constant references to cheese are a dead giveaway tho....
Currently on the right side up of the world.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
llalalalaaaa...brussel sprouts oh how i love thee.... and my love for thee will never die... unless you are covered in foul marmite sauce....traaalalala...
gone mad.
back later when proven sane.
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I have a certoificate with SANE stamped on it... not too many people can say that huh??? (kidding
)I have started to perfect my marmite sauce just for you cato... I know you shall swoon with delight at the taste of it...
ucof Im sooooooo glad that flyntus gave you my number... another hopper to speak to and giggle with for many hours into the night...
flyntus. I miss you.
sooo much and many giggles goaty
meh.... mneeeehhhh meh mmmaaaehhh
to all and sundry (what does that mean?) who recieved my arsn and my cards... and said thanks, YOURRRR WELLLCOMMMEEE
it was an absolute pleasure!!!
pk and nancy... you are so sweet and I loved the card... twas sparkly goodness... and i smiled big for hours after it....
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
flip flop
pibble pobble
weeeeee
ning ning
fa ba doink.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Im on to you UCOF... thats klingon isnt it?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
No, it's not.
It's just Jon being incohherent again.
His coherency switch broke again, and it's stuck in the "off" position. Not that worked all that well even when it did work...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
plop plop plop
newangwiddledurble diggley
flob a lob.
coherency you say?
that would be wonderful mrs. jonston.
thank you for the time taken to fill out this questionaire.
a cup of sugar you say?
wonderful.
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