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Login/Join to ParticipateLiquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Well, I suppose I should get round to making an intro thread for this newfangled board really, so here goes:
Name: Rory
Sex: Male
Age: 24 going on 6
Favourite Bands:
Super Furry Animals
Leftfield
Lemon Jelly
Reel Big Fish
Bjork
Loads of stuff really.
Favourite Films:
Batman
Spirited Away
Delicatessen
Amelie
Dr No
Cheesy war films (the guns of navarone, the bridge on the river kwai etc....)
Favourite Books:
Are you Dave Gorman - Dave Gorman
Das Boot - Lothar-Gunther Buchheim
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything by Bill Bryson
Favourite Thundercat: Hmm, Cheetara. Or maybe Tigra, since he had the cool whip that could make him invisible.
Favourite Toy: My huge purple muppetskin poi, or my balloons, I'm not sure.
That'll do for now. Feel free to post inane semi-gibberish in here, I'm sure UCOF would do anyway, so you might as well join in
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Ladies and Gentlemen
For your immediate inspection and approval, we present Mr Bovril Monkey, Modelling our Autumn Collection for the Myer for Men 2004 Catalogue.
Intelligence
Adventure
and of course, Fun.
Thankyou.
The Management.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
very cool top bov!
once again the bov make ppl laugh!
Step (el-nombrie)
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
**falls off chair gigglepopping**
you should hasve seen bovs face when he saw what you have done flynty!!! sooooo funny....
and mech, i have seen the shirt up close.. it is NOT a nice shirt!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Quote:
the only word I thought would even explain it would be *BLECH*
Oh so true!
3,149 posts
Location: London
it is indeed a fine and marvellous shirt.
as a "piece" of "clothing" it works well with reading, and with laughing, but i think that it seems most well suited to pointing
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
In case you forgot,
I spoke to you this morning.
I was in Edinburgh and You were in Australia.
Just so you know....
3,149 posts
Location: London
i was in australia?
this morning?
are you absolutely certain?
i can't help feeling that i would have noticed...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
no Simon.
Bovril.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I would like to announce that bovril has a tattoo and has been impregnated by an alien.
The birth is a week on wednesday.
He hopes everyone will attend this very special day.
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Come back please and show me some more lovely contact juggling move please mr monkey.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Come back and show me your nipples please Mr Bovril Monkey.
We miss you.
Everyone at my Uni missed you as well (some more than people at Spitz!!
) Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Well, I'm kind of on my way back now, but I'm not going to show you my nipples
I've got a few days in Auckland, then I'm flying back home, I'll be at Spitz next tuesday if all goes well
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
you will show him your nipples... he loves it...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Don#t go to Auckland. it's really cold and it rains and that baby just giggles all the time and there are balloon sculptures......
Meh
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
ello monkey
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
see you soon Mr Bovril.
Meh
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Written by: Boney M
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
What the hell is that?!?!
146 posts
please tell me thats a toy or I shall call childline
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Flyntie, what in the heck is that thing?!!! It almost looks like a Walrus costume.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
WALRII!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Wow, I thought it was surprising enough that this thread had been pulled up from the depths, but to see it was done with that picture is fantastic.
Actually, since I don't use the word enough, I'm going to call it fabulous too
I'm going to get me a costume like that to take to Falmouth, I reckon I'd win the (non existant) fancy dress contest.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Some day I'm going to get this put on a t-shirt:
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
er, what colour would you want the print/shirt??
not asking for any particular reason...
would you also like it stencilled somewhere on the wall in melbourne? My deviant flatmate is longing to know.
for no particular reason...
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
See bovvie? you DID damage us when you were here...now we talk all funny like...... wallrii and jesii and such
Yuna breathlessly awaits your return
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Colours? Oh any, and yep, a stencil of that onto a wall would be fantastic - influencing the decor from half a world away
Written by: Valura
See bovvie? you DID damage us when you were here...now we talk all funny like...... wallrii and jesii and such
Damage? I prefer the word 'enlighten', that sounds so much better
By the way, you need to check your PMs miss valura
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
NOTHING is right about that jon.
pms checked and sent munkee
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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