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Login/Join to ParticipateLiquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Well, I suppose I should get round to making an intro thread for this newfangled board really, so here goes:
Name: Rory
Sex: Male
Age: 24 going on 6
Favourite Bands:
Super Furry Animals
Leftfield
Lemon Jelly
Reel Big Fish
Bjork
Loads of stuff really.
Favourite Films:
Batman
Spirited Away
Delicatessen
Amelie
Dr No
Cheesy war films (the guns of navarone, the bridge on the river kwai etc....)
Favourite Books:
Are you Dave Gorman - Dave Gorman
Das Boot - Lothar-Gunther Buchheim
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything by Bill Bryson
Favourite Thundercat: Hmm, Cheetara. Or maybe Tigra, since he had the cool whip that could make him invisible.
Favourite Toy: My huge purple muppetskin poi, or my balloons, I'm not sure.
That'll do for now. Feel free to post inane semi-gibberish in here, I'm sure UCOF would do anyway, so you might as well join in
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Bov. I think you're great and i believe that you do NOT get enough hugs.
Gayle.....!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
I agree with you there Gayle... altho i think he doesnt give enough hugs! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
YAY! Bov is my New sparkley shiny Biatch! I'm sooooooooo happy
I think Bov is uber great and fantabulous. I think we need to train him in the ways of Huggage Vix. What say we take it in turns to hug him for about 6 days until he gets the idea that running up to random people and squishing them in his arms is the bestest thing to do with his time, other than hooping. Gayle are you up for the training session?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Aye Aye Capt'n
Gayle.....!
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I will help if you so require Skully...
Such a nice man, with balloons and clubs and stuff...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
*blush* you all say such nice things
Yeah, I think I need to work on my random hugging, I don't think I'll be doing much hooping though
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
I think you should try hooping bov
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Great to see you at Play and Spitz mister
Getting to the other side 
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I dare you
Meh
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Hi Bovril!
Hows the balloon sculpting going...
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Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
It's going well, if a little slowly, I'm juggling more often than playing with balloons at the moment.
Here's the most recent thing I made, complete with bizarre facial expression
https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showpho...=all&page=1
How's things with you?
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
your pants avatar is quite not-pants.
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*MUAH!* Good to chat with you last night!
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
So hows the juggling going then...
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
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I think you should try hooping bov
What, sort of 'contact-bov?'
Would this involve getting Rory to lie face down, then reach back and hand onto his feet, then someone stepping into the resulting loop and Hula'ing him?
If so you have a sick and bizarre sense of humour.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
blink .
I think Bov might like that..where is Skully when you need her
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Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
And here I thought it was just a typo...
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ooooo hooping with Bov sounds good. I'm much prefer just to smoosh him though. for all those that haven't met him before he is really nice to smoosh.
Oooo its only counts on fingers 16 days until I get to smoosh Bov again. Yipeeeeeeeee!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Expect webcam screen-grabs of the B'monkey in retaliation for a 'gift' he left in my intro.
I'm watching you Bov
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oooooooo Mr Chutney I'm shocked. You and Bov have been Caming together huh? *Nudge Nudge*
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Liquid Cow
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Muahahahahaha
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Bov isn't a git! He is fantabulous and is going to move my house closer to Molly's with 5 miles of duck tape, 3 elephants, 86 geese, 8500 ants, 6 giraffe, and a stoat. He's so damn talented
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Your point?
I still see a picture of me, maliciously reposted to gain the greatest audience and thus cause the greatest discomfort to its subject.
Ain't no geese involved.
Git
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
My point is that he is going to move me closer to the lovely Molly and make my life richer by doing so. Therefore he is fantabulous and I
him. The picture of you is not that bad. You look less like Aled in it. That has to be a bonus!
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Dark eyes are a bug bear of mine...
Otherwsie- yeah I agree- because- well...
You're Skully
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Awwwww stop with the grovelling. Just bow low Would you like me to ask him to take it down. He is my Biatch now so........ he should do as he is told
Although Rossco is my Biatch too and he never does what I ask him Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Just to mention, Bov should not, under any circumstance be trusted.
I shall take my revenge though, one fine day *muhahahaaaaa*
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Bov is a balloon sculptor...
Every ballon sculptor is completely trustworthy...
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LOL....
balloon sculptors are weird :P
they manage to twist balloons in ways that normal people only make them explode and that alone is proof enough...
hugs and smiles
shine on
cass
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
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