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Login/Join to ParticipateLiquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Well, I suppose I should get round to making an intro thread for this newfangled board really, so here goes:
Name: Rory
Sex: Male
Age: 24 going on 6
Favourite Bands:
Super Furry Animals
Leftfield
Lemon Jelly
Reel Big Fish
Bjork
Loads of stuff really.
Favourite Films:
Batman
Spirited Away
Delicatessen
Amelie
Dr No
Cheesy war films (the guns of navarone, the bridge on the river kwai etc....)
Favourite Books:
Are you Dave Gorman - Dave Gorman
Das Boot - Lothar-Gunther Buchheim
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything by Bill Bryson
Favourite Thundercat: Hmm, Cheetara. Or maybe Tigra, since he had the cool whip that could make him invisible.
Favourite Toy: My huge purple muppetskin poi, or my balloons, I'm not sure.
That'll do for now. Feel free to post inane semi-gibberish in here, I'm sure UCOF would do anyway, so you might as well join in
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
295 posts
Location: here
i have to agree with you monkey those sticks are
soooooooooooooo
soooooooooooooo
soooooooooooooo
pretty
though i think they need spikes at the ends aswell birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
why for are you on page five???
Currently on the right side up of the world.
3,149 posts
Location: London
Because Bovril's intro thread has special holes in the bottom that make it sink until it's needed, just like mine
much, much earlier in this thread, UCOF posted:
Quote:
THATS A BLATANT FRAGRANT LIE!!
Surely being fragrant makes a lie more acceptable?
i could not tolerate being told, for example, that onions are made of wood and glue.
However, if i were pacified with a fragrant odour such as lavender or rosewood then i might be tempted to let it pass...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
295 posts
Location: here
i suspect that bovril has superpowers
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
3,149 posts
Location: London
Beyond the supernatural ability to manipulate balloons into entirely unnatural shapes?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
295 posts
Location: here
it is my opinion that the balloon powers are but a fragment of the awsome bovril capacity for super bovril power hidden within the forementioned bovril
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
3,149 posts
Location: London
merely the tip of the iceberg?
i don't understand that expression.
After all, if you tipped a whole iceberg over, then that'd be a big deal for everyone to see.
and yet it has these connotations of the majority of a large thing being hidden.
its really quite strange...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
295 posts
Location: here
but when the iceberg tips your so busy noticing the tipping iceberg that you dont notice the evil magical lemming with a hammer that tipped it
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
3,149 posts
Location: London
a lemming with an ordinary hammer could never tip an iceberg, evil magic or not.
unless it were a steam powered hammer of course...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
295 posts
Location: here
hammers are more powerfull than ice 16 to ices maximum on 14 if the lemming new how to properly wield the hammer it could tip the iceburg without the hammer being powerd by steam a steam powerd hammer is more likely to destroy the iceburg than tip it due to its awsome power
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
3,149 posts
Location: London
i stand corrected
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
wow isnt it amazing how rory neva even cheks this out, but we still post?
isnt that friendship?
or just boredom?
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
I do check this thread when people start posting in it, but I've given myself a rule that I'll not bump it myself.
Along with the holes in the bottom, that's why it keeps sinking
I think it's probably boredom that's keeping it afloat, unless of course Weasel and Simian are actually interested in the iceberg tipping powers of lemmings
I'm actually always surprised if I see it staring at me from the first page, I don't see it there often.
Anyway, WOOHOO!!
Only a few days to go now
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
295 posts
Location: here
icberg tipping im sure can be a fascinating subject if looked at from the right angle or if your a bored lemming with a hammer
will miss bovril when he goes to the antipideeees
but might meet up with you in new zealand possibley maybe
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
git
im a miss u tho
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
3,149 posts
Location: London
WARNING WARNING
There has been an escape from the Planet of the Apes.
Name: Bovrilmonkey, The
Young Adult Male Primate (with Beef Extract)
Last seen by me last week
He is now loose and very possibly currently located somewhere in Australasia
If you take sight of the Bovrilmonkey
APPROACH HIM
He is armed with balloons and stick and not very dangerous
also tell him to come here and click on [Old link]
Which should provoke the following reaction
This has been a public primate service announcement
Thank you for your bemused attention
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
hehehe hahaha ooo ooo eee eee
funny there's some unnatural shaped balloons in my kitchen, i think bovril's superpowers are spreading...
hope you're having a fab time rory - can't wait to hear about your adventures...
e
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali 
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
me too, and 3 and 4 for that
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
hehe
was great to finaly meet you the other week
oh and every one who meets this man
take every op to tickle him
hehehe
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Quote:
was great to finaly meet you the other week
I'll second that - what a nice visit, thanks
thanks for showing me your beautiful style
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
not to mention his beautiful taste in shirts....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Quote:
not to mention his beautiful taste in shirts....
Too true mate..
too true..
Mr Monkey, it was great speaking to you on the phone today. You sound great and thanks for having aword with your parents about he tent.
I promise to wipe it clean
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
I've got a new shirt now Jon and it's incredable.
In fact, it almost defies description.
Flynt has pictures, maybe if you're nice she'll post one
I'm having a fantastic time on my travels, it's been really good to meet everyone
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
ooo we want to see the pictures!!!
allo bovril glad you are having a fine time on your travels -
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
yes, in fact the shirt does defy description. there are no words in the english lexion that would adequately explain the extent to which this shirt affects people.
FLYNT! get some photos posted!!
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
the only word I thought would even explain it would be *BLECH*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
I'll try get them up this arvo, sorry!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Hey Bovril,
Miss your dexterous balloon talents! Should have learnt from the master when I had the chance instead of sitting demanding you make me stuff
Glad to hear you are having happy travels - keep the good times rollin' 
KatCome faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
when are u coming to adelaide already?
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
perhaps you need a t shirt that says:
97% chimp
or 3% human
runs out....
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