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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:I'm only posting this because it will make Glass happy and he's been so hospitable to me, in fact, I'm currently in his living room typing this as he's asleep... But it does have a really good lesson. I originally heard it in the old skool gangsta movie 'Colors' and it's better told than read (sorry for the language but it doesn't work without it). Here goes:

*****

There are two Bulls, a small bull and a big bull, standing on top of a large hilltop looking down at a field of cows.

The smaller bull looks up at the bigger bull and says "Hey... Let's run down the hill and f*ck one of those cows!"

The big bull looks down and calmly says "Naaa, let's WALK down the hill and f*ck ALL the cows."

*****


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:NYC, i dunno how to say this mate but.. i have never really asked any faavours of you before, and i was wondering if you could please wet-willie glass whilst he's in a vulnerable sleepy state. I'm sure there'll never be a better chance.
I like the internet
:mua ha ha ha ha:


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mech
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"

Total posts: 6207
Posted:

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Charles
BRONZE Member since Jun 2001

Charles

Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
Location: Auckland

Total posts: 3989
Posted:I don't know whether to be offended or laugh...I think i will get in trouble no matter what I do...

Oh well, if i'm going to get in trouble, lets make it worthwhile...

NYC, before you wet Glass, could you draw his name backwards on his forehead with a permanent marker (so he can see it in the mirror).



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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:pssst, NYC, honey, can you just paint his eyebrows with green and pink food colouring for me too? is that cool? ta!

xoxoxoxxo

Glass, hehe we love you!


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:and if you invite mech over, he'd give glass a double wet willie AND a wedgie.

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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mech
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"

Total posts: 6207
Posted:put his hand in water HEHEHEHEHEHE!

or put a rizzla on his lips and light it!


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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Dentrassi:
and if you invite mech over, he'd give glass a double wet willie AND a wedgie. ..and THAt, ladies and germs, is what i call dexterity!


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Glåss
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Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:screw y'all
I thought you were my firends

and what is a wet willie?

Confused in london

its morning here now, I'm up and working
NYC still asleep, what is it you would like me to do to him?
(nyc is the EJC little bull, he runs down the hill to hug one of the cows, watch me mosie along behind and hug all of the cows. )

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Posted:A wet willie is a very damp orca!

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:oh dear... it seems that the tables be turned.
only one thing to do now... BAIL!
:exits with great haste, thus avoiding all responsibility:


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telic


I don't want a title.


Total posts: 940
Posted:A wet willie, for you foreigners out there , is when you lick your finger and then wiggle it around in someone's ear.

E pluribus unum, baby.

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SmallBoys Evil Twin Brother


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Location: London

Total posts: 55
Posted:Ahhhhh, the thoughts that came into my head when i thought (edited to say NYC) was gonna make Drews' willie wet....
EDITED_BY: Charles (1094114923)


I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others.

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mech
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"

Total posts: 6207
Posted:now, now behave!


if you wanna be mean let him sleep and then shout FIRE FIRE FIRE in his ear and shake his while use something to make a burning smell, and watch him pee himself!


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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:<-- Killjoy.

Um... any way we could delete my name off the thread? My kids will be back in September and will be surfing the net soon enough... thanks!


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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arashi


arashi

Pooh-Bah
Location: austin,tx

Total posts: 2363
Posted:besides yelling fire would just get him excited and he'd jump up to see who was spinning!

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Total posts: 3638
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:Wait... what? Why bump up a year old post? And such a random one at that?



And for the record, this year at EJC... I took it easy and wasn't as much of a spaz as I've been in years past.



Won't comment on any other aspect of the experience out of respect for those involved. Except to say that there were no cows involved. Since we camped next to HORSES. wink



How funny of you to bump this up my strange fairy friend.... confused



Please explain.


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Dr_Molly


Dr_Molly

Pooh-Bah
Location: Away from home

Total posts: 2354
Posted:not even silent cows NYC?

:moo:


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tigercub


tigercub

journeyman
Location: PETERBOROUGH

Total posts: 57
Posted:i like cows, theyre cool , i got chrged at by abull once, i can assure you , he RAN down the hill lol

just me, my lighter and a lifes supply of paraffin

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Charles
BRONZE Member since Jun 2001

Charles

Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
Location: Auckland

Total posts: 3989
Posted:I thought it was bumped so I could edit NYC's name out of the thread (which I've just done, 1 year late)

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Total posts: 3638
Posted:ubbangel

I was looking for something and I thought it was so very funny I felled off my fairy chair.

hug


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Bugis


Bugis

have fur, will huggle
Location: table in front of the pc.

Total posts: 231
Posted:Bumping is good.

yay for the bumper!


I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!

"Lets get Jinky with it!"

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