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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Preferably with own DV camera....

to move into residential property next door to one C@ntus J Fraggle.

Pleasant semi-detached house (good runner. One lady owner, from new) with majestic views of, erm... some woodland and a big field with moo cows in it... nestled in the picturesque Cheshire countryside....


Applicants must be mature and able to deal with the fact that the neighbour on the other side (very possibly) killed his parents, buried them in the back garden and built a small patio on them.


Oh and the fraggle occasionally accidentally sets the garden on fire with errant wicks. But he's getting better at that (or worse depending on how you view it).


Right. Should be swamped with offers after that sales pitch.

*sits back to wait for replies*


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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bluecat


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Posted:me! me!


but you have to donate all your computer time to my second brain




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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

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Posted:You need to move in before october (cos that's when i leave to go meet the fluffy one in India).

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Posted:quote:Originally posted by C@ntus:
to move into residential property next door to one C@ntus J Fraggle.
hang on...are you selling someone elses house?





well stop it. i want to sell it.



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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Ok. the story is: old lady next door wants to move out. The last time people moved onto our street they were boring and seriously not my type of people (my brother says the wife looks like Gillian Anderson but i don't see that as a plus).

So I was hoping that some kind, friendly but-not-so-good-at-staff-spinning-as-to-show-me-up individual would move into old lady's house and give me someone to chat to/spin with/save me having to go meet up with Trippy Hippy.....


Surely that's not too much to ask, is it?


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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[Nx?]
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Posted:hold on....

dosnt that mean they get to see you spin?

and rob, I dont think youve reached 'medochre' yet.

T


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bluecat


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Posted:surely not? noone has ever seen him spin.....


and sadly it is true...still passing through 'abysmal', with 'Dire' and 'mediocre' to get through before i reach 'medochre'


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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

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Posted:My neighbours get to see me spin every single day Nix?. In all weathers.

it's just my peers that don't.


Although at Glasters I span in front of Knoxious. But in my defence, it was dark and he wasn't bl**dy sitting there when i started.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Posted:oh and hehehe

T :runoutofsmileys:


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

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Location: , Australia

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Posted:*puts in a bid of about $20*

*searches through pockets for more change?*

I'm a less than mediocre spinner C@ntus, so you wouldnt feel threatened at all with me around
*nod*


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

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Posted:I think it's in the region of 80,000 - so keep scratching round for loose change.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

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Location: , United Kingdom

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Posted:so the picture is this:

old bag is selling the house for eighty gees

you want some one less fortunate as to your abillities to snap it up and move in ASAP

then you bog off to india with miss fluff?

some ****ing future neighbour you are.... and there i was planning on winning that damn lottery


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

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Posted:ah you've spotted the flaw in my plan. I was hoping no one would notice....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

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Posted:But you could still keep my house company in my absense.


And someone needs to feed my tortoise....


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
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Cantus

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Posted:This sales attempt failied (heaven knows why) and a fat and slightly operatic family moved in whilst i was travelling the world.

Evidently the estate agenty people misunderstood.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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