Of course my horse is clumsy he has two left feet
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
"to a man whose only tool is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail." Abraham Maslow
If you can't stand the heat, get out of my way.