zanevBRONZE Member
God
33 posts
Location: San Diego, CA, USA


Posted:
I know I'm new and am treading on sacred ground with this question...

What would happen if you combined Marmite, Vegemite, and Nutella all on one sandwich?

Life is a circus as some may say...


meshunderlayBRONZE Member
Juggler/Spinner
612 posts
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA


Posted:
That probably wouldn't taste that great, and not just because 2 of them aren't the best one out of the three.

FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Chocolate poison! And a waste of perfectly good Nutella.

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Honniegalstranger
13 posts
Location: NNJ, USA


Posted:
I would have to purchase the non-cocco bits, but salted chocolate is a good thing... just how to get over the rest of the flavor of fermented yeast?

I doubt any amount of Nutella could cover the flavor -- sounds like a taste-test challenge.

When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.


Kerosene_FalconSILVER Member
fire twirly girly
46 posts
Location: Victoria, Australia


Posted:
hmm well I only have vegemite and nutella in the cupboard but I guess... hmm no sir I don't like it

Of course my horse is clumsy he has two left feet


Ash3sSILVER Member
member
161 posts
Location: Durban South Africa


Posted:
The concept is too terrifying to digest tongue2

Andrey358stranger
22 posts

Posted:
It wont be good for eating...but will it be good for burning???

Ghost reporting!


JamethGOLD Member
enthusiast
378 posts
Location: NSW, Australia


Posted:
toxic smoke! eek

astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Peanut butter and Marmite is pretty good.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Honniegalstranger
13 posts
Location: NNJ, USA


Posted:
Nutella and PB is also pretty good.

Maybe this lends much value to the PB splinter group, The PB Peacemakers...hmmmm.

Just the minor note that Peanut allergies can kill...shoot.

When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.


Ash3sSILVER Member
member
161 posts
Location: Durban South Africa


Posted:
PB & N are both sweet, that's why they gel... but aston, PB & Marmite? *blinks* Um... no... You're on your own with that one my friend tongue2 That sounds well horrendous tongue2

BagenholtBRONZE Member
One soul is as good as another...
323 posts
Location: England, Durham


Posted:
All of you... Get out! This is a marmite forum. I, the mother superior, will not endure your blasphemy here. how dare you come here and dare suggest marmite not be the nectar of the gods. The devil is with you. Begone from my site you heathens.

[B]I may lack virtue, but Im penitent[/B]


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Ash: Try it before you knock it. It is odd at first, but I like it.

ThisJadedFlesh: Bravo!

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Originally Posted By: This Jaded FleshAll of you... Get out! This is a marmite forum. I, the mother superior, will not endure your blasphemy here. how dare you come here and dare suggest marmite not be the nectar of the gods. The devil is with you. Begone from my site you heathens.

Pretty sure, statistically speaking, this is a majority nutella forum.

Massive kudos to whoever sifts through all the intro forums and roves me right/wrong.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What he said!

yes

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BagenholtBRONZE Member
One soul is as good as another...
323 posts
Location: England, Durham


Posted:
Well obviously, you don't know who the hell I am. My ego surpasses all natural boundaries. I, the mother superior, make up 50% of this forum (it is that big). So anyone else that loves the big M here pushes that over 50%. If you disagree well, you can just suck it.

[B]I may lack virtue, but Im penitent[/B]


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
suck what?

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


BagenholtBRONZE Member
One soul is as good as another...
323 posts
Location: England, Durham


Posted:
My hairy nip.

[B]I may lack virtue, but Im penitent[/B]


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Originally Posted By: This Jaded FleshAll of you... Get out! This is a marmite forum. I, the mother superior, will not endure your blasphemy here. how dare you come here and dare suggest marmite not be the nectar of the gods. The devil is with you. Begone from my site you heathens.

It would be wrong if I didn't agree with this post. It is wrong to taint the one true spread, marmite, with the lesser, inferior type. smile

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

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BagenholtBRONZE Member
One soul is as good as another...
323 posts
Location: England, Durham


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Just_Another_ClownOriginally Posted By: This Jaded FleshAll of you... Get out! This is a marmite forum. I, the mother superior, will not endure your blasphemy here. how dare you come here and dare suggest marmite not be the nectar of the gods. The devil is with you. Begone from my site you heathens.

It would be wrong if I didn't agree with this post. It is wrong to taint the one true spread, marmite, with the lesser, inferior type. smile

A true acolyte of Marmite worship stands before you and speaks. Heed his words. In honour of his bravery and honesty I shall sacrifice a cow. Or whatever animal quorn comes from if he is vegetarian.
EDITED_BY: This Jaded Flesh (1300643165)

[B]I may lack virtue, but Im penitent[/B]


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Do not sacrifice a cow. They might try to turn it into that Bovril abomination.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Ash3sSILVER Member
member
161 posts
Location: Durban South Africa


Posted:
Originally Posted By: astonDo not sacrifice a cow. They might try to turn it into that Bovril abomination.

I second that...

zanevBRONZE Member
God
33 posts
Location: San Diego, CA, USA


Posted:
It seems my diplomatic ways have failed.

Life is a circus as some may say...


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Ash3sOriginally Posted By: astonDo not sacrifice a cow. They might try to turn it into that Bovril abomination.

I second that...

I third this! And as previously discussed Borvil is the greatest threat to our planet!

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


brenonfire413SILVER Member
Fire Spinner Exarch
514 posts
Location: New Orleans, LA United States, USA


Posted:
The combination would probably create a small black hole that would tear apart reality in a localized area. Fortunately the hole would be too small to affect the orbit of Earth, we'd only have to wait for the planet to change position and leave the black hole floating in space.

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse


JamethGOLD Member
enthusiast
378 posts
Location: NSW, Australia


Posted:
but it'd be baaack 364 days later; nibbling away at us eek

brenonfire413SILVER Member
Fire Spinner Exarch
514 posts
Location: New Orleans, LA United States, USA


Posted:
Potentially. Since the universe is expanding, that might be enough time to move out of the way. That is assuming the mini black hole stays put. Still there is the possibility that while it's too small to pull this entire planet off its orbit, it might be just enough to affect the axis of the planet or certainly enough to alter weather patterns where matter and energy are being drawn into the void.

Either way this Vegemarmella Black Hole should be avoided at all costs. DO NOT MAKE THIS SANDWICH.

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse


BagenholtBRONZE Member
One soul is as good as another...
323 posts
Location: England, Durham


Posted:
Babe, it's posts like this that make me arrow heart you.

[B]I may lack virtue, but Im penitent[/B]


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