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zanev
BRONZE Member since Mar 2011

God
Location: San Diego, CA, USA

Total posts: 33
Posted:I know I'm new and am treading on sacred ground with this question...

What would happen if you combined Marmite, Vegemite, and Nutella all on one sandwich?


Life is a circus as some may say...

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meshunderlay
BRONZE Member since Sep 2008

meshunderlay

Juggler/Spinner
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA

Total posts: 612
Posted:That probably wouldn't taste that great, and not just because 2 of them aren't the best one out of the three.

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Fugee
BRONZE Member since Feb 2010

Fugee

Cooler than bubblegum!
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA

Total posts: 2501
Posted:Chocolate poison! And a waste of perfectly good Nutella.

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Honniegal


Honniegal

stranger
Location: NNJ, USA

Total posts: 13
Posted:I would have to purchase the non-cocco bits, but salted chocolate is a good thing... just how to get over the rest of the flavor of fermented yeast?

I doubt any amount of Nutella could cover the flavor -- sounds like a taste-test challenge.


When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.

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Kerosene_Falcon
SILVER Member since Jun 2010

Kerosene_Falcon

fire twirly girly
Location: Victoria, Australia

Total posts: 46
Posted:hmm well I only have vegemite and nutella in the cupboard but I guess... hmm no sir I don't like it

Of course my horse is clumsy he has two left feet

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Ash3s
SILVER Member since Feb 2011

Ash3s

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Location: Durban South Africa

Total posts: 161
Posted:The concept is too terrifying to digest tongue2

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Andrey358


Andrey358

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Total posts: 22
Posted:It wont be good for eating...but will it be good for burning???

Ghost reporting!

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Jameth
GOLD Member since May 2008

Jameth

enthusiast
Location: NSW, Australia

Total posts: 378
Posted:toxic smoke! eek

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Peanut butter and Marmite is pretty good.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Honniegal


Honniegal

stranger
Location: NNJ, USA

Total posts: 13
Posted:Nutella and PB is also pretty good.

Maybe this lends much value to the PB splinter group, The PB Peacemakers...hmmmm.

Just the minor note that Peanut allergies can kill...shoot.


When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.

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Ash3s
SILVER Member since Feb 2011

Ash3s

member
Location: Durban South Africa

Total posts: 161
Posted:PB & N are both sweet, that's why they gel... but aston, PB & Marmite? *blinks* Um... no... You're on your own with that one my friend tongue2 That sounds well horrendous tongue2

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This Jaded Flesh
SILVER Member since Oct 2009

This Jaded Flesh

One soul is as good as another...
Location: England, Durham

Total posts: 323
Posted:All of you... Get out! This is a marmite forum. I, the mother superior, will not endure your blasphemy here. how dare you come here and dare suggest marmite not be the nectar of the gods. The devil is with you. Begone from my site you heathens.

"I may lack virtue, but I'm penitent"

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Ash: Try it before you knock it. It is odd at first, but I like it.

ThisJadedFlesh: Bravo!


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Originally Posted By: This Jaded FleshAll of you... Get out! This is a marmite forum. I, the mother superior, will not endure your blasphemy here. how dare you come here and dare suggest marmite not be the nectar of the gods. The devil is with you. Begone from my site you heathens.

Pretty sure, statistically speaking, this is a majority nutella forum.

Massive kudos to whoever sifts through all the intro forums and roves me right/wrong.


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Fugee
BRONZE Member since Feb 2010

Fugee

Cooler than bubblegum!
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA

Total posts: 2501
Posted:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What he said!

yes


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This Jaded Flesh
SILVER Member since Oct 2009

This Jaded Flesh

One soul is as good as another...
Location: England, Durham

Total posts: 323
Posted:Well obviously, you don't know who the hell I am. My ego surpasses all natural boundaries. I, the mother superior, make up 50% of this forum (it is that big). So anyone else that loves the big M here pushes that over 50%. If you disagree well, you can just suck it.

"I may lack virtue, but I'm penitent"

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Fugee
BRONZE Member since Feb 2010

Fugee

Cooler than bubblegum!
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA

Total posts: 2501
Posted:suck what?

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

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This Jaded Flesh
SILVER Member since Oct 2009

This Jaded Flesh

One soul is as good as another...
Location: England, Durham

Total posts: 323
Posted:My hairy nip.

"I may lack virtue, but I'm penitent"

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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Originally Posted By: This Jaded FleshAll of you... Get out! This is a marmite forum. I, the mother superior, will not endure your blasphemy here. how dare you come here and dare suggest marmite not be the nectar of the gods. The devil is with you. Begone from my site you heathens.

It would be wrong if I didn't agree with this post. It is wrong to taint the one true spread, marmite, with the lesser, inferior type. smile


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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This Jaded Flesh
SILVER Member since Oct 2009

This Jaded Flesh

One soul is as good as another...
Location: England, Durham

Total posts: 323
Posted:Originally Posted By: Just_Another_ClownOriginally Posted By: This Jaded FleshAll of you... Get out! This is a marmite forum. I, the mother superior, will not endure your blasphemy here. how dare you come here and dare suggest marmite not be the nectar of the gods. The devil is with you. Begone from my site you heathens.

It would be wrong if I didn't agree with this post. It is wrong to taint the one true spread, marmite, with the lesser, inferior type. smile

A true acolyte of Marmite worship stands before you and speaks. Heed his words. In honour of his bravery and honesty I shall sacrifice a cow. Or whatever animal quorn comes from if he is vegetarian.

EDITED_BY: This Jaded Flesh (1300643165)


"I may lack virtue, but I'm penitent"

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Do not sacrifice a cow. They might try to turn it into that Bovril abomination.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Ash3s
SILVER Member since Feb 2011

Ash3s

member
Location: Durban South Africa

Total posts: 161
Posted:Originally Posted By: astonDo not sacrifice a cow. They might try to turn it into that Bovril abomination.

I second that...


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zanev
BRONZE Member since Mar 2011

God
Location: San Diego, CA, USA

Total posts: 33
Posted:It seems my diplomatic ways have failed.

Life is a circus as some may say...

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Fugee
BRONZE Member since Feb 2010

Fugee

Cooler than bubblegum!
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA

Total posts: 2501
Posted:Originally Posted By: Ash3sOriginally Posted By: astonDo not sacrifice a cow. They might try to turn it into that Bovril abomination.

I second that...

I third this! And as previously discussed Borvil is the greatest threat to our planet!


The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

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brenonfire413
SILVER Member since Dec 2009

brenonfire413

Fire Spinner Exarch
Location: New Orleans, LA United States,...

Total posts: 514
Posted:The combination would probably create a small black hole that would tear apart reality in a localized area. Fortunately the hole would be too small to affect the orbit of Earth, we'd only have to wait for the planet to change position and leave the black hole floating in space.

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

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Jameth
GOLD Member since May 2008

Jameth

enthusiast
Location: NSW, Australia

Total posts: 378
Posted:but it'd be baaack 364 days later; nibbling away at us eek

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brenonfire413
SILVER Member since Dec 2009

brenonfire413

Fire Spinner Exarch
Location: New Orleans, LA United States,...

Total posts: 514
Posted:Potentially. Since the universe is expanding, that might be enough time to move out of the way. That is assuming the mini black hole stays put. Still there is the possibility that while it's too small to pull this entire planet off its orbit, it might be just enough to affect the axis of the planet or certainly enough to alter weather patterns where matter and energy are being drawn into the void.

Either way this Vegemarmella Black Hole should be avoided at all costs. DO NOT MAKE THIS SANDWICH.


"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

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This Jaded Flesh
SILVER Member since Oct 2009

This Jaded Flesh

One soul is as good as another...
Location: England, Durham

Total posts: 323
Posted:Babe, it's posts like this that make me arrow heart you.

"I may lack virtue, but I'm penitent"

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