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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Greetings!



After constant thoughts about the matter I have decided to finally redo my introduction thread, so also apologies to anyone who thought that they were saying something extremely interesting in my old one but its a goner!



So.... about me



Name: Will

Age: 21

Sex: (wont say it, wont say it) Male

Location: Staines, London and Hull (United Kingdom)....catch me if you can biggrin

Favourite Toys: Aerotech glo meteor pro's, and my fire ropes

Been twirling since: Erm about May or June 2004

How did you get into it: Saw some fire spinners performing at the full moon party in Koh Pha Ngan, Thailand, got back n bought some poi!

Occupation: Student, Thunderbird, Ginger, Barman and all around nice guy smile

Hobbies: Swimming, spinning, watching the same things over n over again, tidying my room, cooking spaghetti bolognase and relaxing in Thunderbird 2

Music: Erm....I'm really very all over the place on this one so best not name any names

Favourite Books/Authors: Eragon, Harry Potters and Stephen King and whoever did Pedro the Parrot, oh can someone please get me into Terry Pratchett cos he always seems funny but i can never be arsed to read it

Favourite Movies: Jaws, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, A Walk To Remember, The Lion King, Leon, Pulp Fiction, LOTR's, Bubba Ho Tep and Natural Born Killers

Favourite Colour/s: Yellow and Red

URL: https://www.idonthaveone.com

Interesting facts about me: I've been attacked by a shark and wahay have a few scars to prove it biggrin, grew up in Iceland for 6 years so can speak the language, probably better than i can speak english, or at least type anyway wink and my special talent is voice impersonations and can say that the sexiest accents in the world is the Russian and Scottish accent.



So thats a little about me, my best friend is Minnie my dog, she reins surpreme and would trust her way more than most people, I'm not totally sure why I have re done this intro but oh well, I have met a fair old few of you lovely Hoppers, although mostly have seen embarassing situations (balloon thong anyone?) I spend most of my time cleaning my room and if im not cleaning it I'm messing it up. Love life is best not mentioning since those who know me know its all over the place, am a bit of a loose soul and a bit of a romantic, or is it romatnic Cantus? wink erm thats about it at the moment. If Bird, Gidg or Pounce go into this thread please explain why I never see you in other threads, apart from pounce i think once in another thread, do you guys just stay here to make newbies feel welcome but dont actually do anything else. Anyway thats about it, feel free to look in my gallery as I can guarantee it will constantly have embarassing pictures of other HoPers and if you want to talk to me my msn is will_lh7@hotmail.com



Lastly if anyone wants a massage or some Spaghetti Bolognase cooked just ask smile



Bye!!!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
it could be worse, Brainstorma could be dressed as a clown stalking you....... hmmmmm ..... no maybe your right it makes it worse he has you dressed as a clown so he can stalk you.

William behave!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
i dont wanna behave, im high on 700mg painkillers the doc gave me for my swollen gland he he yay!!!

im scared of clowns

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Medication uh huh Medication. Medication, thats what you need. If you want to be the best, if you want to be higher than the rest uh huh medications what you need.

If you wanna be a pill popper! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
yup, im also on 600mg antibiotics, i cant drink though which could be a hassle tonight when im out for my mates b day! i just hope the swelling goes down before tomorrow, dont want tobi or anyone takign pictures or video at the manchester spin with me looking bloated!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
im a cute clown!... no wonder he stalks me.


hug's will

PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
NO clown is cute, they proper disturb me

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
ubblol Pk I'm sorry I forgot..... I still want the 2 for one offer from your gallery! Very Cute!!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
bob the builder hahahaha

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Ooooo make that 3 for 2. I'll take Dubs too...... he looks so dam cute in that hard hat!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Will....

Are you trying to kill off most of the people on HoP? You keep turning the gas on in people's threads eek

Luckily my thread doesn't have gas smile

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
cant kill me i have a hard hat and gas mask! hehehe

could be worse he could have had a mexican last night and farting all over the board!.

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Pk, you forgot about the huge explosion.

And mexican bean enchilada farts are never good.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
what explosion?.... has will got the shits again?

PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
again? i havent had disruptes bodily functions since my trip to thailand

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
or am i thinking of the oral shits that you keep having will?

PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol such as, whatever it is blame it on the excessivley strong painkillers im on

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
says nothing ;-)

CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
"Boo!"

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pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!

PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
its ok pk, its only a mod smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Those pesky mods biggrin

Still, they do provide a good scare though...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
True but only a 'moderate' scare ubblol see what i did there ah ha ha....oooooooh dear im bored

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
oh god you are aren't you...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
It wouldn't be so bad if he hadn't nicked the joke off me....

Meh


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ooh an intellectual property lawsuit!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes. that's it. And i want to take legal action against him due to emotional distress caused by loss of sleep brought on by him texting me at an ungodly hour....

Meh


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Did I steal the joke off you? I dont remember you making the joke, does anyone remember it, is there proof of it? I dont see any, and I woke you for your own good, for all you knew if you had continued to sleep you could have had a scary dream

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
*bump* onto the second page!!! no no no i cant have that!! biggrin

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Written by: Cantus


yes. that's it. And i want to take legal action against him due to emotional distress caused by loss of sleep brought on by him texting me at an ungodly hour....





ahahha!! I do that to cantus

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nice work!!


I had to bump you casue we cant have yous sitting on the 4th page now can we??

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Will was on the 4th page?!?!?!?!?

Thats not right! He's a page 1er if ever i thought so!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


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