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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Greetings!



After constant thoughts about the matter I have decided to finally redo my introduction thread, so also apologies to anyone who thought that they were saying something extremely interesting in my old one but its a goner!



So.... about me



Name: Will

Age: 21

Sex: (wont say it, wont say it) Male

Location: Staines, London and Hull (United Kingdom)....catch me if you can biggrin

Favourite Toys: Aerotech glo meteor pro's, and my fire ropes

Been twirling since: Erm about May or June 2004

How did you get into it: Saw some fire spinners performing at the full moon party in Koh Pha Ngan, Thailand, got back n bought some poi!

Occupation: Student, Thunderbird, Ginger, Barman and all around nice guy smile

Hobbies: Swimming, spinning, watching the same things over n over again, tidying my room, cooking spaghetti bolognase and relaxing in Thunderbird 2

Music: Erm....I'm really very all over the place on this one so best not name any names

Favourite Books/Authors: Eragon, Harry Potters and Stephen King and whoever did Pedro the Parrot, oh can someone please get me into Terry Pratchett cos he always seems funny but i can never be arsed to read it

Favourite Movies: Jaws, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, A Walk To Remember, The Lion King, Leon, Pulp Fiction, LOTR's, Bubba Ho Tep and Natural Born Killers

Favourite Colour/s: Yellow and Red

URL: https://www.idonthaveone.com

Interesting facts about me: I've been attacked by a shark and wahay have a few scars to prove it biggrin, grew up in Iceland for 6 years so can speak the language, probably better than i can speak english, or at least type anyway wink and my special talent is voice impersonations and can say that the sexiest accents in the world is the Russian and Scottish accent.



So thats a little about me, my best friend is Minnie my dog, she reins surpreme and would trust her way more than most people, I'm not totally sure why I have re done this intro but oh well, I have met a fair old few of you lovely Hoppers, although mostly have seen embarassing situations (balloon thong anyone?) I spend most of my time cleaning my room and if im not cleaning it I'm messing it up. Love life is best not mentioning since those who know me know its all over the place, am a bit of a loose soul and a bit of a romantic, or is it romatnic Cantus? wink erm thats about it at the moment. If Bird, Gidg or Pounce go into this thread please explain why I never see you in other threads, apart from pounce i think once in another thread, do you guys just stay here to make newbies feel welcome but dont actually do anything else. Anyway thats about it, feel free to look in my gallery as I can guarantee it will constantly have embarassing pictures of other HoPers and if you want to talk to me my msn is will_lh7@hotmail.com



Lastly if anyone wants a massage or some Spaghetti Bolognase cooked just ask smile



Bye!!!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Happy burbday my ginger friend. I'm sure you will have a merry old time wink hug

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello everyone, long time since I been here last.

How are things? Things got really hectic with the end of uni and then moving back down to london and starting new jobs etc, but I think I'm ready now to get back into things again, so whats new whats happened on this board in the last year or so?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
You're alive!!

Yay!

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I aint been on for ages either - i even forgot my password! lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey Ed, how goes it all with you, what you been up to since last time I saw you? Espanol all finished?

And tink how you been my dear?!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
bloody hell..... huge hugs, miss you boy

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Like an idiot Mel I didn't save your new number right away, and now I can't find the text, can you please text me again so I get your new number, total sausage!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
i love you Will.

Please be mine.

I love your ginger hair and the way you like to dress.

I want you to smack my bottom and let me call you Valerie.

Plus, find me some names of cinematic theatrical agents so I can get rich and famous.

Thanks.

All My love
Pete wink

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol@flashpoint

I'm good willy/valerie. I keep getting weird empty mms messages from your phone?????!!!!!

Anyways. I'm now self employed gardener and I moonlight in the fashion dept in local sainsburys. 55hrs per week in total! eeep lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ahhh Silly willy i do love you
*Texts you again and hopes she doesn't wake you up*... be glad i didn't do it when i got up and half six this morning hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
hello Will, I don't suppose you happened to drive James Bond's car today did you?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Wow, funny you should say that Jo, Yes I did happen to be on the Bond set today, and yes I did happen to drive the new Astin Martin, the same one featured in the upcoming Bond film, how did you know that wink

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*was thinking about you in the non dodgy way last night*

ubblol

hug hug hug you are a jammy sod (not to be confused with a jammy dodger as that would be messy and you would go soggy if we dunked you)

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
*was thinking about you in a dodgy way just now*

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


skribleBRONZE Member
member
155 posts
Location: moston, manchester, England (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: PyroWill


Wow, funny you should say that Jo, Yes I did happen to be on the Bond set today, and yes I did happen to drive the new Astin Martin, the same one featured in the upcoming Bond film, how did you know that wink




did it have a pheasant in it? ubblol

this apple juice is a bit milky isnt it?!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Awww thats harsh

smile

Hows Willy?

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Ooooo William did you shine the leather seats with your bum?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
I don't think that's the only thing Willy shined in that car... wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
ubblol



Hi Will hug



I have some news for you!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
I just panicked as I thought this was my intro thread being corrupted, thank god it's just dirty will's intro. Carry on with the debauchery and filth biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I should have expected poultry/sexual innuendo to be copming my way ubblol

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh and good news steph, keep me informed smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
I will do wink hug

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
bouncy bouncy!

I'm trying to lure you in with a crimp!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Ooooooo you lured me in with a crimp!
spank naughty girlie!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Stilettos are a no no

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
why can you not get any to fit ubblol hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


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