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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:Okay after reviewing the bids and careful consideration I have decided, you win blu, Im yours biggrin The better understanding of women clenched it for you.

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:yay! oops redface

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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the_poier
the 1337 poier
Location: england
Member Since: 7th Jul 2005
Total posts: 346
Posted:heh well i guess that settles it Blu wins! hug

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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Atrocity
Atrocity

newbie
Location: I move too much... just ask
Member Since: 1st Aug 2005
Total posts: 2
Posted:I'll bet my life savings.. $1460.32 on KaelGotRice! I just need to get him up here for auction now.

In Trance We Dance... or light each other on fire.

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Damn, I lost the bid!

Well done Blu, you are a worthy compeditor

ubbrollsmile


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:WOOOOOHOOOOO!



*does the extra- special happy jig*



Yay! I got a JonnyRok and a 1337poier



*dashes off and returns with the booty for the two newly aquired HOPPers*



A pleasure as always lost83spy, and good on ya for selling to Mynci,wise choice!

biggrin



* continues to do the happy jig*

EDITED_BY: blu_valley (1130158961)


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I'm *STILL* not seeing shirtless pics...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:My owner hasn't been seen around here for months, so I'll go up for auction again.

Shall we start the bidding at an amount?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:OOOh, for Ampersand (what happened to Sparky?)



I bid the following:



an amount (as requested)

anti-hate

Cheese

a nutella fountain

the ability to multiple orgasm

a chat with any three figures from history

a dragon egg

a mint chocolate chip

some chai tea

two of the rings around Saturn

a heard of heffalumps

the themetune to cheers..''where everybody knows your name...''

a fruitbat,a penguin and a hummingbird (cannot be seperated)

a pegusus

the mystery machine

a day in wonderland with alice

a guided tour through my garden which is about 3 metres squared

peppermint foot cooling lotion

an almost new sticky-back note

a small island in the south pacific

a pirate ship

7 drunken sailors

a model of the leaning tower of piza

freedom from judgement

a clear conscience

a better understanding

some marbles

a tarantula called daisy

some radio waves

and a homemade pie

biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:*bump*

Anyone else?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:For crazybambino I bid um...stuff!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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baby_Lee
baby_Lee

RUBBISH!!
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 19th Jul 2005
Total posts: 1443
Posted:

*Bumps into blu*



No i'm not for sale.


Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Works Every time....
biggrin

*spins the disco ball and does a little happy jig*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Konsti
Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Member Since: 16th Oct 2003
Total posts: 785
Posted:i shall put myself up for auction

some facts about me:
-20 years old, brown hair, brown eyes
-im getting kinda buff, although i still sport a beer gut.
-slightly evil
-horny
-likes: spinning fire in the snow, pot, psytrance, dancing to psytrance, telling people why psytrance is better than all other music, hugs and squeezes.

any takers?


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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baby_Lee
baby_Lee

RUBBISH!!
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 19th Jul 2005
Total posts: 1443
Posted:What works every time?

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Ok, for Konsti I bid the following:

a nutella fountain
the ability to multiple orgasm
a chat with any three figures from history
a dragon egg
a mint chocolate chip
some chai tea
two of the rings around Saturn
a heard of heffalumps
the themetune to cheers..''where everybody knows your name...''
a fruitbat,a penguin and a hummingbird (cannot be seperated)
a pegusus
the mystery machine
a day in wonderland with alice
a guided tour through my garden which is about 3 metres squared
peppermint foot cooling lotion
an almost new sticky-back note
a small island in the south pacific
a pirate ship
7 drunken sailors
a model of the leaning tower of piza (plastic)
freedom from judgement
a clear conscience
a better understanding
some marbles
a tarantula called daisy
some radio waves
and some pink fluff


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:*bump*

I am putting myself up for sale, as desperately need an owner...

I'm 19, loyal, loving and I am into unmentionables in a big way biggrin

For picutre:
I'd be the guy

biggrin biggrin biggrin


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misscorinthian
misscorinthian

old hand
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 27th Sep 2005
Total posts: 784
Posted:How could anyone ignore you??!!

I will start the bidding off- but I am sure u don't reeaaaally want to be owned by me (I have too many unmentionables- of the wrong sort) so I wont be upset wen u find a nice shiny new owner that isn't me but anyways....um...ok I bid:
some tealights
a roll of wrapping paper (+ sellotape)
black eyeliner
a snowman candle
a cherry tree
and a photo of sexy boy doing something unmentionable.

I'm not sure that will be good enough tho....I can see the bar being raised pretty high on this one.


XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:i'm in need of a nice owner too so i'm putting myself on the market.


i'm 25, house trained, i don't bite or scratch the furniture (much)





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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:Doc wouldnt you like to own matt? I think you would *smirks*

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Gonna leave Blu to the boy buying.... or crazy bambino wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:so who's up for sale now?

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Lets see..

I bid for Asena:

Lots of stuff thats unmentionable
Chocolate cake
A Spiderman carpet
A big, big green pillow
Lots & lots of jelly beans
& a muffin

& for Ravehead, I bid:

A fluffy blankie
10 jars of marmite
lots of hugs
a glass full of beans
a pair of fluffy gloves
& a pink fluffy pillow


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:bounce woooooo thanks for the bid lost83spy hug

i'll have to carefully concidder your offer, i'm very tempted by all the fluffy stuff biggrin


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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:For ravehead I bid:



A roll of bubble wrap

a bouncey castle

10 metres of pink fur

some novelty flashing drinking glasses

lots of glowsticks

infinite knowledge of a woman's psyche,

plenty of empty ciggie paper packets for roach material

a pink pony

a red heartshaped velvet cushion

slick oakley sun glasses

21 tiger striped pipe cleaners

glow in the dark fangs

a sparkly bouncy ball

a cauldron full of Millions sweeties (them tiny chewy things)

a push pop

a single parent rubber ducky family

tubes of lube

a monkey wrench (to torture mynci)

a plethora of acid trance, euphoric trance and hard house CD's

some scissors

a lemming

pva glue

a potted plant

a magic roundabout

a glass of water

some old pictures of the war

a medalion and fake chest hair

an afro wig

biggrin



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and plenty of emoticons for msn messenger biggrin

EDITED_BY: TinklePants (1135085036)


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:wow...................what an offer biggrin

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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:Written by: curiosity_shroomed_the_cat

so who's up for sale now?



Its Asena (matt) and ravehead.

*sits on the top balcony to watch the stage*


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:I add to my offer for ravehead...
A set of bag pipes (used)
A blow up sheep (unused)
stripey socks for poitastical spinning
a spare shirt button
a set of false nails
half a can of diet coke
a harp
one of your missing socks
mariah carey's voice
rachel weiss's eyebrows
j lo's butt
a 60 watt pearl light bulb (for replacing ones broken by poi)
a bag of tricks
sticky backed plastic
a hairy canary
a spare finger
scrap material offcuts (assorted, 5kg)
a slinky
Little bunny foofoo
a magical toadstool
a fairy's eyelash
a twig for poking


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:I've had 2 offers, Misscorinthian, and lost spy... oooh i might hold out and see if i get any more offers. biggrin

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Hold out Asena...I imagine you will get 1 or 2 bidders today / tomorrow if they have recovered from the weekend wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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