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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
You promise

But its bloody *checks watch* eek 20 past 11!

shrug *fetches icecream from freezer*

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
u said wed share remember? tongue

Ohhh... another bid 4 havokist while im here.... ummm.. infinate pizza (any topping) and pizzan, all my earthly possesions ('cept my staff) and all the icecream from this magic freezer he cud eeva need biggrin

*hands pigeon a spoon and eats sum icecream*

Wud u like sum icecream clair?

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
rolleyes soz, clairE but it is 11:25 at night... my synapses dont work 2 well at the mo... cos of it being soooooo past my bedtime biggrin

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
*does as he's told*

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
hug

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SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
ah what the hey aimee wins (loses?) now where's my frogspawn

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
unless someone has a better offer wink

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
I wud bid... but i already sound far too gay biggrin

not that that bothers me wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i've come to a decision:

Miss Sakura can have me Monday-Thursday
AND
Miss Pigeon can have me Friday-Sunday

so you are both part time owners wink

where my ice cream? tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
*looks slightly dissappointed, but releived* tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
*confusseled noise aimed in FRD's direction*

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
im diassapointed that i didnt win, but relieved cos owning u wud be far too much effort nfor me...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
dude, if you look as good as Sakura does as a polar bear and dress up as Raven then you may have won it tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
biggrin ubblol

I look sexy in swimwear tho biggrin ubblol

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah dude, but raven doesn't have a buldge at the grion... ubblol

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
rofl ubblol
bounce

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
YAY! I Have a Havokist!!!!!!!!!!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
of course, dearest wink

[/posh moment]

but you only have me until midnight on thursday GMT

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
i feel robbed.....i didnt get all my four days!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug

i'll let you play with my flags when you come to england?
they're special and filled with Havok-y goodness biggrin

does your ownership mean i get to paintball the fools in your school if i'm ever in Oz? ubbloco

(hey, that rhymes)

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Yes, yes it does! Can you make the pint red so if it lands in the wrong spot....
lol, i'm horrible - its just cos they tried to do it to me once, but i saw the paint on the chair
Anyway...oooooh flags...what colour?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i tend to use red paint anyway tongue

one's a UV yellowy colour and one's a UV redy-orange colour smile

they're very nice and i got them from HoP biggrin

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Yay!!!!
i'm so tired my hands are barely reaching the keys!!! but i have a havokist! with flags! and red paint!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
so when do i get you in your polar-bear-y-goodness?

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
When she comes to falmouth next year biggrin

she better had do!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
i can come to falmouth early 2007!!!!polar beariy goodness is available on my msn - ice_lycan@Hotmail.com

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah, Miss Sakura best come to falmouth next year,

if not i shall have to duct tape you to FRD's ego... tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
My eog is so big it has a huge gravitational pull, ull neve escape biggrin ubbloco

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Noooo, not that overgown lump on his head...!!!!
(jk FRD)

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
who said his ego was on his head? wink

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


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