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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
ubblol I forgot about this thread. I think there's a fraggle running around in it somewhere, since he escaped his box.

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
hahahaha... how tall are you ado-p? given that you're already my huggee, maybe I should bid for you :P

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
Im 5' 8"

and incredibly good looking wink

Love is the law.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
that means you would like me (if only by an inch) ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
ten fingers !!!! eek

tongue

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
im all thumbs

ubblol

Love is the law.


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
Written by: Birgit


that means you would like me (if only by an inch) ubblol




biggrin i already like you hug

now make with the bidding.

this boy isnt a cheap date you know

Love is the law.


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
[whispers]
psst. Birgit. tempt him with raisins! fully chocolatily-clothed Irish ones wink
[/whisper]

ddoople, whilst I don't want to bid for you, I'll stroke your head whilst you wait if that's ok?

ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
mmm theres alot i'd do for a good raisin... (shhh though, if they know my weakness there will be no hope)

*purrs for molly's wonderous head rubbing*

i've got quite a head of hair on me at the moment

Love is the law.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
right then... I bid... hmmmm... you sure you're not cheap???... hmmm...
a hot cross bun with raisins
a raisin scone
a bag of chocolate-coated surprise thingies (nuts, raisins and coffee beans)
all served with hot chocolate, coffee, tea or a glass of wine.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
oi, you didn't even consider the offer!!! ah well, at least it means I can keep all the lovely apple cake and strudel with all the raisins to myself biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Aight i'm in.

21, 5'10, 10st 6, ugly as sin

_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooo! ooo! going for sniper with -

1 massage with cocoa butter
a big bag of sherbet UFO's
the biggest shinyest sword you can imagen wink
A big kiss from me
and a bowel of supernoodles with bread smile

strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
teehee you're really selling yourself there sniper wink

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Written by: *Aime*


ooo! ooo! going for sniper with -

1 massage with cocoa butter
a big bag of sherbet UFO's
the biggest shinyest sword you can imagen wink
A big kiss from me
and a bowel of supernoodles with bread smile




Bowel...... ewwwwwwwww ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
bowl redface

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
seemed to work stroo hehe

any advance on aimee's collection of randomness?

strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
teehee, and for that i apologise hug

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
no worries hun i'm unoffendable tongue

any more offers? bets? fatwas?

or does amy get to drag me home

strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
O go on then, hehe

For the 'ugly' boy in the corner I bid:
1. my snuggly pink pair of socks - great for hungover sundays
2. a necklace ive just made from glass beadey thingys
3. 23 hugs of various sizes
4. a compilation CD entitled Hot Water Bottles and Teddy Bears
5. a cuppa soup i just found in my bag (might not wanna eat that...)
6. some red nose day hair dye
7. a chewed pencil (wasnt me!)

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
i include my original offer with

all the songs on my MP3 player
more sherbet UFO's
a little wire insect that i've made
some of my frogspawn biggrin
a daffy-dil that i picked this morning
and one *extremely* interesting piece of un-finished photosynthesis coursework

xx

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
multiple huggage vs. frog embryos. tough one.

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
bidding ends midnight tomorrow hehe so any desperate/blind ladies willing to advance on frogspawn/beady necklaces (frogspawn necklace?)

MissEgyptologyBRONZE Member
officially expelled from BYU
195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
C'mon, you know you wanna.

https://adrillf.spymac.net/UT%20HOP.wmv

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
someone do a REAL auction.
all u need is a guy, and some local(ish) girls to bid.
come on. it aint hard.
it'll be funny too.
some guy volunteer, PM flynt.

cheers, pete biggrin

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
for bid



One 15 yr old male (16 in march -edit- it is march rolleyes silly me.. turn 16 on the 29th)

likes to laugh



Has own shoes, and can cook noodles beeter than jamie oliver biggrin



Is known 4 being shy and quiet
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1111479842)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I bid:
For the fine rabid dog

One pineapple
a sakura flower
hundreds of hugs
noodle sauce
sexy schoelaces for his shoes
a joke book

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
I don't have anything worthwhile to bid on anyone...

*mopes*

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


house_of_millGOLD Member
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England


Posted:
I wonder what I'm worth?

*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*

Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
what do you offer? what wonderful bonuses do you come with?

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


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