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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


brainstormaBRONZE Member
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia


Posted:
brody i'll only big if you promis endless suply of spunge baths

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
For Brodieman:

*Coach tickets for Sheffield tongue
*527 hugs
*3 massive bars of chocolate

ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Oooooo I'll bid for Brodie....... a girl can't have too many kinky nurses......... hmmmmm........ but what to bid.......

*DVD Monty Python and the Holy Grail
*Never ending chocolate supply
*a feather duster
*528 hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh... fine i see your bid and raise you :

*532 hug 's ( tongue )
*Infinate amount of chocolate
*Coach tickets to Sheffield

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
ummmmm..... ok I see that bid and raise it

*532 :hugs:
*Bath tubs of molten chocolate to sit in
*hand maidens to lick said chocolate off again
*a small but not unimpressive bottle of glow in the dark nail varnish

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Mags The JediGOLD Member
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK


Posted:
I'll take the handmaidens Skully! I always wanted my very own seraglio. biggrin

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


MTM MonsterMoat monster
208 posts
Location: someplace murky


Posted:
i see it just takes a guy in a nurses uniform to distract everyone from Mr Cantus.

A good deal of growr, some grr and quite a bit of snarl, spit and some biting. just a regular day at the office.


brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
wow i am loved, (and strangeley turned on.....:)

Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link


ubbrollsmile

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
woohoo thank you Lemming. You're the bestest biggrin



hug

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
wow i think skully had won it yay
im all yours hehehehehe smile xxxxxxxx

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Woooooooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I own a brodieman!!!!!!! biggrin bounce bounce

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
I really don't have the time, or inclination!, to read through 35 pages of posts....but...erm...anyone bid anything for me? ANYONE? ANYTHING!!!!???? booooohooo lol

It's smashing to be back x


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
anything for noddy too? i was rejected by scully frown

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Hmm, i'll give you a pair of flufy dice poi and tim tams. I'm being auctioned off soon so i need to be in peoples good books lol.
I really dont wan tto be oput up for auction and have no one want me.... frown
its so going to happen though lol

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



ZimBRONZE Member
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
dude i want to be bid on!
... hmmm, but i'll have to wait... til it's the perfect time to strike!

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Don't wory about it. everyone's forgotten me now - after that earlier flurry - although i'm probably going to take the lemming up on her offer. She's going to plant a tree for me for one thing.....



Brainstorma will bid for you.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Hmmm
I would like cantus...he gave me a polar bear...
So i offer him:
A mini badly wrapped dragon
6 jars nutella
boric acid to make his fire turn green!!!
i name a star after him
and shower him in little sakura flowers!!!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Who's still up for auction? I could do with a firespinner of my very own to keep in a box....

I'll bid a jar of origami stars, a set of minipoi (for those that have seen Alice's set) and a shiny button.

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


ZimBRONZE Member
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
quick cantus auction me off!

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
ubblol Was Sakura's bid the 'perfect time to strike', or do you have a thing for shiny buttons?

Do you fit in a box?

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I dont fully understand the post above, but, if Cantus is up for bid then, i'll take advantage of that and add in that polar bears are very cuddly and there is an endless supply of hugs!
Perfect time to strike, does anyone object???

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
methinks Zim has been reading earlier posts in the thread. I wish i could get back into the auction house account but some swine has changed the password frown



OK i'll give it a go.



Ladies, ladies. roll up roll up. Here we have a very fine specimen. Item number 12925 - Mr Zim aka raver invader (also answers to Kyle). A stringer from So Cal, this young man can keep you partying all night long and still leave you wanting more biggrin



OK so, what am I bid for this fine individual?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
TORN!!!!!
Cantus or Zim *bites nails* help!...raver or someone who provides me with polar bear happiness....????

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



ZimBRONZE Member
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
game on, i hope some ladies bid on me ><

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Eh, i'll bid on C@ntus... local shipping charges for him will be much less ubbrollsmile

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
Written by: polythene


I'll bid a jar of origami stars, a set of minipoi (for those that have seen Alice's set) and a shiny button.




is this a bid on zim?
if so i raise you
*a candle
*a 20cent NZ coin with a kiwi on it
*a shell
*and a fork

also i hope my eariler bid for cantus still stands,
i wanna add...
*a bracelet
*a tin of pineapples
*some moonlight
*and a waterfall biggrin

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
You dont get bidded on if you keep telling people to bid on you.

smile

polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
nope, lemming... i decided to bid on Cantus

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


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