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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:How do you keep a hippie in suspense?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Jez


addict
Location: UK, London

Total posts: 642
Posted:Here is how!

Hitchhikers guide to hippies



'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:LMAO

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted::waits patiently, marvelling at his tie die curtains:

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted::sits down in the quasi-queue next to bender and continues to crochet his vw camper dust cover:

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:heeeeey maaaan you're not like, a square or nuthin? i just wanted to marvel here in peace while I'm waiting.
Hey I'd do anything for chai right now, so long as it involves me playing the sitar.
so cole-dude, are your shoes made of animal leather or acrylic?


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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted:tell the hippy if he/she sits for one hour without moving or talking, you'll tell them where to find a massive stash of cannabis.

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:shoes? what the hell are shoes?!

tell ya what mr offender, if you get the chai, i'll get your sitar and a couple of tabla. we could be here for days but i can think of worse things to do...

and dentrassi, proper hippies already have one of those


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:whoa whoa whooooooooa guys, let's just sim-pli-fy man! we don't need to do *all that*!
like my necklace? i made it myself!
:points to jumper leads wrapped around my throat:
it's nice n shiny n all conductory


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Kaji


Kaji

Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam

Total posts: 564
Posted:*Pulls up a large pillow and sits patiently for an answer while watching the incense smoke curl up past the wall hanging of budda (The black light kind of course) above my alter.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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Charles
BRONZE Member since Jun 2001

Charles

Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 3989
Posted:quote: How do you keep a hippie in suspense? Hang him from the ceiling....

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* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:there was once a joke that went a bit like this:

1: how do you keep and idiot in suspense?

2:I dont know.

1:I will tell you tomorrow.


In fact it went very much like that.


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