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DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Aw, C'mon, gimme a break I felt left out

Right, so the object of this wee nipper is to find out lots of useless, random facts about all you lovely lot...Giving us all insight into eachother's squeeky-clean thoughts.... Like the eighther/or threads, answer a question, and leave another. Don't hold back!!

What lurks beneath the surface? Lets find out...

Question No.

1: What does one do, when one's mind is a blank?

Az abouve, So below...


Nathdaninjamember
271 posts
Location: Manchester, England


Posted:
Twice the length of one of it's wings?

What is the average air speed of the African swal...no no no..too obvious and not random enough.



How long is a piece of string?

boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.


chilipeppermember
85 posts
Location: Cheshire


Posted:
How ever long u want it to be...

yesturday? today? or tomorrow?

High Class Hippy #5'One day i WILL own a VW Campervan''i'll sell a liver, u can live with just one, cant u?'Jebus...Jebus


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
today

why is red considered a "sexy" color?

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Nathdaninjamember
271 posts
Location: Manchester, England


Posted:
tis all to do with brain chemistry methinks, and maybe cos it's also the colour of flesh when your flushed.

What is my favourite colour?

boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.


birdgirlBRONZE Member
member
48 posts
Location: scotland


Posted:
a)The colour you like the best.

Q)why do your feet itch right after doing up your laces?

spig--------Its not big and its not clever.


King Of Bongoaddict
522 posts
Location: Berlin


Posted:
cos some wnkr put itching powder in them! LOL

why does the sun never shine in england unless I aint there?

Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
aw honey we must just keep missing each other

why do we always want what we can't have?

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
cos those things are generally the really, really good stuff.

like i want a hoverboard but can i have one...?
can i ballax!

if the grass is always greener on the other side, why don't we ask the people with that grass for some gardening tips and sort out our lawns so they're all super green and we can't tell them apart?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Because then we wouldn't be able to identify our gardens when we stumble home drunk/other, we'd all end at the wrong houses, be unable to open the doors with our door keys, end up breaking windows to get in, and the only people to benefit would be glaziers and gardening centres.

See signature for question(s)

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
im kathryn or kitty to most people, my hair is up coz im off to the pub

why dont boys enjoy cheesy films like dirty dancing?

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm going to have to leave it to a boy to answer that question. My answer would be "because they're stupid" but that's just immature

Cole and simian I'm liking the grass analogy

kitty what's up with the hair, worried about it dripping in your beer?

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


Bowling*Greenmember
6 posts
Location: Simcoe, Ontario


Posted:
Because all the people hanging out in squaresville need some music too!

Why is it that I haven't met anyone on this site that listens to Grand Theft Bus? They're amazing


Bowling*Greenmember
6 posts
Location: Simcoe, Ontario


Posted:
or better yet, why did i answer the wrong question
LOL


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
cos yo be a dumb ass.

even bigger LOL.


f*ck a pig?

KajiQuantum Theorist
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam


Posted:
No thanks......

masterbate often?

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:



would you prefer to scoop your eyes out with a spoon or put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a football?

sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
neither!

UCOF; did you have the same book as me? When I was little we had a children's book called "Would you rather..?" and it was full of things like this. Like: "Would you rather be hugged by a python or sat on by a grizzly bear?" - it rocked! The pictures were great!

So there's the next question (the one about the python and the bear not the one about the book)


Non-Https Image Link

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.

Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
Dont worry sunbeam i just ment ide tied my hair up so it wouldnt get in my beer/malibu/vodka/sambuka

UCOF are you really chris de beurg?

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
seeing as there haven't been any new questions I'll go back a bit

speaking professionally as a guy (in professional voice):
A: boys don't like dirty dancing because there aren't any ninjas or giant robots in it.

A: also a piece of string is exactly twice the distance from it's middle to one end.

Q: if love is blind then why is lingere so popular

Viva UGLY STAFF


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
A:
Love is blind.
Lust has 20:20 vision, binoculars, a magnifying glass and night vision goggles.

Q:
Why do birds suddenly appear?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
A:
because...
#just like me..
they long to be...
close to you.

Q:
Where will I find the love of my life?

UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
over here..

whence forth hast thou come, thou foul varletess?

DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
A:

From the darkest pits of a sun-drenched Heaven..


Q:

What time is it?

Az abouve, So below...


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
A.
around about 23 hundred hours

Q.
why is it when i wear clean socks and trainers do i get grubby feet?!

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
It's because dirt is actually made up of tons of little moving particles that enjoy the warmth of human skin and actively seek it out so that they can have beach parties on it.

Where does the odd sock go in the washer/dryer?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Tai... grrrrrmember
34 posts
Location: a dry dusty type of hell i don't quite understand ...


Posted:
A: The odd sock is actually the remainder of the wanking sock. See, when a guy... well... to alieviate the problem of a messy clean up, one might use a sock. Then depending on one's mood, and who's bound to do the laundry, one might just throw the sock away, or put it in the laundry with the others. The occasional sock with no match is the evidence of someone wanking who is ashamed of being found out by the laundry-do-er.

well, it's a theory anyhow.

Q: does the sun make the grass grow? or is the grass growing the reason for the sun's existance?

Strive to Love everything for exactly what it is. Even though you can never understand all the extents of anything.


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
A: The sun makes my ass grow..


Q: Why is wood ...woody?

Az abouve, So below...


firemonkeyboymember
13 posts
Location: Laurel MD USA


Posted:
Cause otherwise " How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" wood not make any sense.


Can I have fries with that?

Death is only a change of address


Fire Monkeymember
176 posts
Location: Chandlers Ford (near Soton)UK


Posted:
yeah but the real thin crispy ones!


What if colour blind people are seeing the real colours and the rest of us are wrong?

Every ones a monkey!
Yes even you!


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