even chuck norris can't pin you down if your on fire
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
To learn - read. To know - write. To master - teach . . .