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Doc Lightning
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Posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI
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I SO want to try this one day! laugh3


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WiccanChica


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Posted:Oh yes! I've heard this before! It is so funny!! I love it! lol2

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Mr Majestik
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Posted:haha, i lol'd grin

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roarfire
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Posted:Hahaha! I lol'd too. That's gold! laugh3

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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pinkboot
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Posted:funny as hell roflmao

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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Aurinko
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Posted:That was a good one. i actually also tried something like this this summer. I bought a phone and got the phone number some girl must have given up just shortly before I got it. And obviously she didn't tell everybody that she didn't have that phone number any more. So in the beginning I was a bit annoyed that I always got calls for her, but then I decided to just ask the people who called me about her. Like, where they knew her from, what she was like, whether they had any idea where she could be now and such. I didn't find out that many things about her, but it definitely was fun for me then.

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torchlein
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Posted:Brilliant, I got stomachache now. I dont think id be ever able to try this because Id just start laughing.....

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hamamelis
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Posted:Yeah..not bad.. we used to get a load of phone calls at work trying to get us to switch phone company..

Eventually, we all just started telling them we 'didn't actually have a phone, thanks' then hanging up.

Stopped pretty quickly after that..


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aston
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Posted:Hamamelis: You serious? Because those are some thick telemarketers if not....
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PeterPan


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Posted:I used to have friends in the telesurvey business back in the day. They love people that do this stuff to them. I couldn't believe the stuff they used say when they got called by telemarketers at home.

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hamamelis
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hamamelis

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Posted:Beats getting abuse yelled at them, which happens a lot..

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NYC


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Posted:This is copied off of the Upright Citizen's Brigade CD
"May I help you dumbass"

http://www.uprightcitizens.org/18/index.html
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This poor guy kept getting wrong numbers for tech support if folks didn't dial "1-800" before the number. Then he realized he was a comedian and decided to use it. The whole CD is pretty funny. Mostly because folks don't realize that they're being cranked if they're the ones dialing.

Edit, if you decide to listen to them some are NSFW.

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