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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA

Total posts: 1848
Posted:Brenn, you are not feeling run down, and therefore the wonderufl healing properties of CG have no effect on you.


i wish.... i hadn't run out of happy pills.


"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Next years cosplay might involve a mask, but no cape.

You find out who's been stealing your happy pills, then face the ethical delimna of your needs vs theirs.

I wish I had decent spelling skills...


Kupo!

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:You hear a strange rumble and the earth starts to shake, you open your door to investigate and a huge wave of Happy Pills comes flying through and you drown in them. You are now dead.

I wish people had'nt ignored my last wish...:(


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:They didn't ignore your last wish, they just didn't care..
biggrin

I wish I could come to CG too.. and Woodford..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Posted: Written by: HikkaisPuppet


You hear a strange rumble and the earth starts to shake, you open your door to investigate and a huge wave of Happy Pills comes flying through and you drown in them. You are now dead.

I wish people had'nt ignored my last wish...:(



You come to common ground, but end up at the wrong one! Dazed and confused, you return back to where you come from, wondering why there was no firetwirling.

I wish i could live in multiple realities.


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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You live in multiple realities and it makes you feel like your brain is being raped by a cat.

I wish I my friend would hurry up and get here.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side

Total posts: 113
Posted:your friend arrives and brings with them someone you hate.. they want to tell you they don't like you anymore!

i wish i got paid a nice wage to poi


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You get a job for poi at a more than decent salary
however you have stolen my job and I kill you in a fit of bloody vengeance.

I wish I had already finished Jane Eyre for college.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side

Total posts: 113
Posted:Because you killed me in afit of vengeance , i can no long help you finish jane eyre and you are now stuck reading it forever!



I wish i had a yellow crayon

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Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Invader Xan
SILVER Member since May 2005

Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away

Total posts: 479
Posted:Sure, you can have a yellow crayon. The only one in the world, in fact. And everyone keeps asking you to borrow it...


I wish I had a Nintendo Wii.


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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Ry
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Ry

Gromit's Humble Squire
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 4496
Posted:You find yourself capable of it and it really really hurts ubblol



I wish for good things for everyone.


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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Good things happen to everyone...except you, you die.





I wish id stop dropping my staff.

EDITED_BY: poje (1191248594)


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You stop dropping your staff. Unfortunately you can't put it down. Which leads to a very unfortunate accidental impaling when you go the toilet.

I wish they'd make a new season of wondershowzen.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Fireina


member
Location: Broomfield, Colorado

Total posts: 143
Posted:They make a new season, but it turns into a hybred of Heroes, Lost, House, and America's Next Top Model, thus making zero sense whatsoever and you wish you could reverse your wish but you can't cause that will just corrupt things even worse.

I wish diet Coke could taste exactly like real Coke but still be zero-cal.


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Wish granted, but now that they both taste the same, they stop making the non zero calarie one and the coke addicts sue and coke gets bankrupt, thus no more coke is made.

I wish for a bottle of Talcom Powder to step on biggrin


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:You have the bottle and step on it. The powder fills the room and you choke to death.

I wish there was a slice of pepperoni pizza a million miles away in outer space.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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_Poiboy_
GOLD Member since Jan 2004

_Poiboy_

bastard child of satan
Location: Raanana, Israel

Total posts: 1113
Posted:you get a bottle of talcom powder, but when you step on it it blows too much powder out and you're blinded by it.

I wish my wish would get corrupted.


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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side

Total posts: 113
Posted: Written by: Sparkey



You have the bottle and step on it. The powder fills the room and you choke to death.







i laughed so loud at that , that my office manager came over!



There is a slice of pizza in space.. but you can't seen it, until it comes crashing to earth and ends the world armageddon stylee



you can have you wish uncorrupted, but that would mean eveyone else could have theres as well.. the world ends!



I wish i was ambidextrus

EDITED_BY: kat224 (1191328465)


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx

Total posts: 1173
Posted:You become ambidextrious, but a week later you gain a crippling case of carpel tunnel syndrome.



I wish for animal telepathy like the Beast Master.

EDITED_BY: _VT_ (1191330829)


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:You gain this ability but then go mad shortly after due to hearing the annoying chattering of squirrles.


I wish i had some



O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:You get some and "Apply it directly to your forehead" but you read/heard the instructions wrong and it explodes and you die (It saved the world a favour too biggrin)

I wish I didn't just waste 3 minutes of my life watching that video.


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Time turns back and you decide to skip the video, instead you find a gun to play with for 3 minutes, it takes you 1.6 minutes to find some bullets 1 minute to get yer aim and nerves up, and .4 minutes to finally kill yer dog/cat.



I wish i had nutella


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:You had nutella. But now it's gone biggrin

Because Doc Lightning stole it.


I wish the Ninja Turtles were real.


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:....they are.


Non-Https Image Link





I wish i had a new sock


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side

Total posts: 113
Posted:just one new sock?

ok so you get this 'new sock' only it's full of holes and completely usless.

I wish i have a new pair of etnies


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Invader Xan
SILVER Member since May 2005

Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away

Total posts: 479
Posted:Sure you can have a new sock. Just one though. And it's the only new one you'll ever get again. Take good care of it, now! tongue


I wish work wasn't boring...


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Work gets so interesting, you forget to do anything else, including eat, and slowly starve to death.

I wish could take tomorrow off and still get paid.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You take tomorrow off and still get paid . . . WITH PAIN!

I wish I wasn't spending the next five days teaching germans to act when I speak no german.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby

Total posts: 916
Posted:you don't spend the next 5 days teaching germans how to act, while speaking no german, you spend the next 5 days teaching RUSSIANS how to act, while speaking no russian tongue

i wish i could find a flat and move in to it before xmas, without dying, everyone around me dying, or getting evicted after however long you think of. oh, and without a bomb dropping on the flat either biggrin


ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side

Total posts: 113
Posted:the flat burns down! none dies but you are uninsured

i wish someone would answer my last wish


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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