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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Infrequentia
stranger

Member Since: 29th Jun 2012
Total posts: 1
Posted:You are granted the dojo but the head of the dojo is a corrupt psychopath that kidnaps people, and keeps them chained to a wall in his basement just barely keeping them alive. You are the first victim and live to be 87, dying five minutes after you are rescued.

I wish I had bacon flavored ice cream. yes



Trybal Wolf
Trybal Wolf

Wolf Furry
Location: Earth
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2012
Total posts: 517
Posted:You find bacon flavored icecream, but it melts before you can eat it.

I wish I were a wolf!


I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


Sarea
Artist in Training
Location: UK
Member Since: 10th Aug 2012
Total posts: 8
Posted:You are a wolf! Unfortunately your neighbour is an expert huntsman and adds your pelt to his collection.

I wish for more poi!


You were born an original, don't die a copy.
Happens to every guy sometimes this does - Yoda


Trybal Wolf
Trybal Wolf

Wolf Furry
Location: Earth
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2012
Total posts: 517
Posted:You get more poi! Then you lose your arms in a car accident.

I wish for fire.


I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


Ruze
stranger
Location: Cheyenne, Wy
Member Since: 2nd Feb 2009
Total posts: 18
Posted:Your wish is granted, but it starts to rain.

I wish I didn't have a bellybutton.



Man_in_the_mask
specializes in the potentially insane
Location: California
Member Since: 21st Aug 2012
Total posts: 130
Posted:congrats! you no longer have a belly button. as it turns out your lack of naval is a result of being grown in a test tube. you now represent a significant government investment and find yourself getting picked up by government spooks and taken to an underground test facility for a series of cruel and humilliating tests. . .

i wish i were iron man (because iron man is stinking awesome and doesnt require special abilities)

EDITED_BY: Man_in_the_mask (1345648412)


"We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin..."


gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:you are iron man! but literally an iron man, like the thing used to press clothes, but with arms & legs! eek

i wish for blue hair! grin


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


Sarea
Artist in Training
Location: UK
Member Since: 10th Aug 2012
Total posts: 8
Posted:You wake up to find you have blue hair, and quickly deteriorate into a real life version of the film 'The Boy with Green Hair'

I wish for more wishes.


You were born an original, don't die a copy.
Happens to every guy sometimes this does - Yoda


Man_in_the_mask
specializes in the potentially insane
Location: California
Member Since: 21st Aug 2012
Total posts: 130
Posted:you fall into a wishing well to collect all the wishes you could ask for. though after various complaints of noise coming from the well some superstitious concerned parent seals off the well with cement. . .

i wish for my body to be bioluminescent. . . (gotta admit it would be pretty awesome)


"We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin..."


Danny_Pyro
Danny_Pyro

Fire Eater, Panda Lover, Self-Employed Ninja...

Member Since: 6th Sep 2012
Total posts: 6
Posted:Your body becomes bioluminescent but you are drafted by the military and get killed on a night mission because your glowing aura gave you away

I wish i had shoulder length hair


"The meaning of art is to ask what DOES it mean?" -Marilyn Manson

"What have we learned from this?"
"When black smoke starts coming from your finger you may want to take it out of the flame?"


burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:you have shoulder length hair.. shame it originates from your eyebrows..

I wish I had remembered to buy some sort of dip to go with my pizza Xx


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Danny_Pyro
Danny_Pyro

Fire Eater, Panda Lover, Self-Employed Ninja...

Member Since: 6th Sep 2012
Total posts: 6
Posted:You invent a time machine to go back and remind yourself and you get the dip but die from food poisoning two days later

I wish for fire eating torch supplies....im running low


"The meaning of art is to ask what DOES it mean?" -Marilyn Manson

"What have we learned from this?"
"When black smoke starts coming from your finger you may want to take it out of the flame?"


RaineStorm
RaineStorm

Nerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)
Member Since: 8th Aug 2013
Total posts: 177
Posted:You get your fire eating torch supplies... But then you blow your face off.

I wish i was a shapeshifter.


Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal Wolf
Trybal Wolf

Wolf Furry
Location: Earth
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2012
Total posts: 517
Posted:You become a shapeshifter, turn into a mouse and can't turn back.

I wish I had claws


I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStorm
RaineStorm

Nerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)
Member Since: 8th Aug 2013
Total posts: 177
Posted:Can't escape you, can I.

You get your claws, but end up tearing holes in all your clothes.

I wish I was a water bender.


Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal Wolf
Trybal Wolf

Wolf Furry
Location: Earth
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2012
Total posts: 517
Posted:Not that you try. wink

You become a water bender, but drown yourself.

I wish I were a fire bender. (Oh wait, I am.)

I think I know where this will end up.


I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStorm
RaineStorm

Nerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)
Member Since: 8th Aug 2013
Total posts: 177
Posted:nope, you dont. (and you're right, I dont either)

You become a fire bender! And guess what? You're also the avatar!
so now you have to fix the world.

I wish Lego would bring back Bionicles.


Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal Wolf
Trybal Wolf

Wolf Furry
Location: Earth
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2012
Total posts: 517
Posted:They bring back bionicles, but they make them all out of pink and purple lego pieces!

I wish I was a better artist


I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStorm
RaineStorm

Nerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)
Member Since: 8th Aug 2013
Total posts: 177
Posted:You become such a good artist that you get trampled by your fans.

I wish I had a Scottish accent.


Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal Wolf
Trybal Wolf

Wolf Furry
Location: Earth
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2012
Total posts: 517
Posted:You get a Scottish accent and are told by Americans that you sound funny

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStorm
RaineStorm

Nerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)
Member Since: 8th Aug 2013
Total posts: 177
Posted:Is that yer worst, lad? Because I think I mae be on to somethin.

You didn't wish for anything, but you got something instead. frown
wink

I wish I had a six pack (as in abs)


Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal Wolf
Trybal Wolf

Wolf Furry
Location: Earth
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2012
Total posts: 517
Posted:I didn't want to make a wish because for some odd reason I felt that it might end up being corrupted. Go figure?

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStorm
RaineStorm

Nerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)
Member Since: 8th Aug 2013
Total posts: 177
Posted:Again you have wished for nothing. And this time, you got it. You got it so completely that now all your stuff has been taken away, and you do indeed. Have. Nothing.
Not even an HoP account.

I wish I had a real Hei Matau.


Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal Wolf
Trybal Wolf

Wolf Furry
Location: Earth
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2012
Total posts: 517
Posted:Ok that's just wrong.

You get a hei matau. And it breaks.

I wish I had a hei matau as well. They are so awesome. wink

And I do hope your hei matau doesn't break.


I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStorm
RaineStorm

Nerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)
Member Since: 8th Aug 2013
Total posts: 177
Posted:how am I suppost to corrupt your wish now!

We both get hei mataus... But they're plastic, not jade.


Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


RaineStorm
RaineStorm

Nerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)
Member Since: 8th Aug 2013
Total posts: 177
Posted:I wish for my own planet-

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal Wolf
Trybal Wolf

Wolf Furry
Location: Earth
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2012
Total posts: 517
Posted:You get your planet. Then realize it was only in fiction.

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


Trybal Wolf
Trybal Wolf

Wolf Furry
Location: Earth
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2012
Total posts: 517
Posted:I wish I had 48 hours in a day.

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStorm
RaineStorm

Nerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)
Member Since: 8th Aug 2013
Total posts: 177
Posted:you get 48 hours a day but become a zombie from lack of sleep.

I wish I could meet my favorite authors without them thinking me yet another dorky starstruck fan.


Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


RaineStorm
RaineStorm

Nerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)
Member Since: 8th Aug 2013
Total posts: 177
Posted:Ok, since this seems too hard a wish to corrupt,
I wish for a smoothie!


Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


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