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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Aww.. you forgot to make a wish..
Your absence of wish is granted, the Fairy Godmother who's granting these things assumes your life is perfect, and nothing ever changes ever, for the rest of your boring existance.


I wish I had a better tent.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get a better tent but it gets stolen

I Wish that I had made a wish the last time I had posted on this thread.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You did. You wished that you were being horribly tortured.

I wish my fire gear would arrive


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Your fire gear arrives, but you are kidnapped. For years you are kept alone in a dark room, with only the thought of your fire toys to keep you from going mad.

I wish I was somewhere sunny with someone nice doing something fun


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:So that's what you're going to do with me now that you own me ubblol

You're on the sun, with your best friend, spinning fire.
However you'#re no using tools, you are both on fire and quickly vaporising.

I wish Tom Waits was my father.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:He is your father but you hate him none the less coz thats just how kids feel about their parents.

I wish that I was a bit better at playing chess


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You become better at playing chess but forget your own name and live in a park feeding pigeons your chess pieces the rest of you life....

I wish I may, I wish I might, have my wish come true tonight........

I wish I was able to put the souls back I swallowed, turn into a zombie, eat brains and bring world destruction at last while carrying a copy of "how to survive a zombie invasion" in my back pocket.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You returned all consumed/glompped/eaten/destroyed souls back to the original owner and then become a zombie. As you begin to crave brains and start hunting a fed ex van pulls up next to you and gives you a HUGE box of all those said souls, apparently all sales are final and they do not accept returns. You load them into a bag and sling it over your shoulder and carry on with the hunt. Unfortunatly you are a terrible zombie because instead of killing and eating you ask for brains but no one will give them to you. You try trading sould for brains but you only get a few takers there. Eventually you give up the brain quest and sit down under a tree and start reading Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide as your body slowly rots away.


I wish all corrupted wishes were that long.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose, you lose.

That was about that long, I reckon?



I wish someone would talk to me.. I'm still bored.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:I talk to you, but all I talk about is THE GAME!

I wish I didn't have 75000 words to type for Monday frown


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Granted, you now have 1,000,000 words to write for tomorrow

I wish I could drive


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You DRIVE yourself crazy due to a misinterpretation of your wish

I wish that I had a drivers licence


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You get a drivers license- but it's totally forged, you don't know how to drive, and you immediately crash, then what's left of you gets prosecuted.


I wish I had a car.. staying on theme.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get a car but you drive it off the lot and it craps out on you the following day, so you take it back to the dealer and he waves the contract in your face and refuses to do anything about it.

I wish that cars had never been invented?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Decepticons win.


i wish i may.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you wish you might

I wish for a $#!+ dead end job


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You get the bestest job EVER..!!!!

No.. wait...

You get a $#!+ job, but whenever anyone asks you what you do, you are totally unable to pronounce '$#!+' and spend your whole time trying to explain..

I wish I didn't have to leave NZ tomorrow.. but could still be in Aus.. In fact, I wish I had a clone I could switch consciousness at any distance.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You do. But both clones are tied to each other and thrown into the depths of hell. That's right, they're trapped in the filming of the latest disney musical tripe.

I wish paint dried faster.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

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Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:It does but cracks in the process making your project a futile mess anyway.

I wish I was a DNA spliced super hero that can kill or bring life to whoever I deem and save the earth from noxious global warming.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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Loewan
Loewan

and behold!
Location: Liverpool
Member Since: 11th Aug 2005
Total posts: 464
Posted:Granted but whoever you bring back to life will be a flesh eating zombie!



I wish I can have noodles right now!

EDITED_BY: Lowan (1197425754)


Why let your body be a temple? When it can be a theme park?

Wii Console Number: 3294 0297 7824 7498

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ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You get noodles but I bring them back t life and they eat your face!

I wish I had some cereal right now.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness
Member Since: 14th Nov 2006
Total posts: 179
Posted:You decide to have a bowl of coco pops but as you pour the tasty chocolate covered crisps into your bown, out pops crafty crock and eats the lot. Bad croc!

I wish I was in Edinburgh right now instead of having to wait till friday.


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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imprettylikedrugs
imprettylikedrugs

kicking cucumbers constantly : )
Location: Dublin City Centre
Member Since: 25th Feb 2005
Total posts: 160
Posted:Your wish is granted and you arrive just as a huge meteor rips the city to shreds...squashing EVEYTHING.

I wish i didnt have to poo.


Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:you dont. its already been done...leaving a horrible mess in your undergarments..

i wish i had complete control of the media and its contents.


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You're dictatorship is overthrown, you are publicly and humiliatingly shot and your family changes its name in shame.

I wish I could speak french well.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:you can, but in learning, subsequently forget all your english vocabulary and now your friends and family cant understand you, and refer to you as 'that weird french guy that looks like wooktastic/*insert first name here*'

i wish my legs were longer.


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Your legs both grow, but at different rates, leaving one almost a foot longer than the other, you spend the rest of your life walking round and round a very steep mountain, as it's the only place you don't immediately fall over.

I wish I had a tipi.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted: Written by: burningoftheclavey


you dont. its already been done...leaving a horrible mess in your undergarments..

i wish i had complete control of the media and its contents.



Even though your wish is granted, its granted a second time and your now known as the Fox network.

Next: You get a tipi in the Artic and freeze to death.....

I wish I had 700000000000000000 gigs of ram.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Due to spectacular attention to detail, you are given 700000000000000000 concerts held exclusively for and by male sheep...who ram you.

I wish I could find anything just by concentrating.


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you stop smoking weed and take up meth and you spend the rest of your tweaker days concentrating on finding stuff.

I wish i had a blueberry muffin...one of those little bit size ones.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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