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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Sure, you can have a new pair of Globes

I wish to get a good mark on this assignment that I'm doing.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:i don't want a new pair of globes.. well i do but that wasn't my wish!

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Welcome to corrupt-a-wish wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:lol smarty pants

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:ubblol

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:you get a brilliant mark....a perfectly round coffee mug stain..

i wish i could fly


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you fly into a tree


i wish i were a robot


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:You have no robotic genitals.

I wish to be mildly inconvenienced by rain.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:One of two things will happen. Either you'll be washed away by a tsunami, or you'll be caught in a drought for 40 days and 40 nights.


I wish that this wish won't come true.
wink


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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Fireina
member
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:You are majorly inconvenianced by a severe drought and die of dehydration.

I wish I hadn't forgotten how damned good that first Scissor Sisters album was...I only have the effen tattoo!


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:"I wish that this wish won't come true"



You are eaten by bears



"I wish I hadn't forgotten how damned good that first Scissor Sisters album was... I only have the effen tattoo!"



You are unable to think of anything other than how damned good that first Scissor Sisters album is and then are eaten by bears.



I wish for paint.

EDITED_BY: Sparkey (1191433033)


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You get yer paint bt it is coating a bear who promptly eats you



I wish i could get eaten by a bear.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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_Poiboy_
_Poiboy_

bastard child of satan
Location: Raanana, Israel
Member Since: 12th Jan 2004
Total posts: 1113
Posted:you get eaten by a bear with extremely bad breath. you die before he eats you.

I wish all fire spinners will move to my city


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Every last fire spinner moves to Raanana, when they find out that there are no bananas they get really mad and burn yer city.



I wish i could make another wish after this.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:You make another wish, but the mods lock the thread before it gets answered.

I wish the mods would lock this thread right now.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:They lock this thread and everyone who liked it comes to your house and you are drawn and quartered.

I wish I could have hair that went down to my waist biggrin


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:You get hair to your waist, but it comes from your armpits.



I wish to be happy for the rest of my life


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Your life will be over in 3.. 2...1....


I wish my boss wasn't horrible.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:Your boss becomes terrible instead

I wish for a cup of tea


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:the cup of tea is served in a mug of poo

I wish I could go to Disneyland


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:you get a cup of tea but it's cold and has biscuit crumbs at the bottom!

i wish i had a pony


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You have a pony. Unfortunetly, it's stuck in the wardrobe, you can never get it out to ride, you still have to clean up after it, and it grows up deformed. You then get prosecuted by the RSPCA, and banned from keeping pets.

I wish I didn't have to get the train home before I can have dinner, I'm hungry.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:you have dinner on the train.. yo get heart burn from rushing to eat it.

i wish i could be in 3 places at once


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:The mafia makes it so. Your kidney and lung are enjoying their new homes in Laos and Panama, respectively.

I wish for Snad.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you get sand instead....lots of sand, and its dry so you can't make a sandcastle.......sucks about this drought too huh?



I wish for free coleman fuel


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Posted:You get Free Fuel but light yourself on fire with it.

I wish I knew the lumberjack song.


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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:You suddenly know all the words to the lumberjack song, but you are killed for repeatedly singing it on the train.

I wish I lived in a treehouse


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You do, a shoddily constructed one, it falls while yer in it and you break both legs and some ribs.



MMMmmm i wish i had some yummy ribs to eat


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Fireina
member
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:You get your ribs, but the animal it came from turns into a zombie and eats you as you eat it...thank god I'm vegan, lol!

I wish it could forever be September 23/24 2007, just those two days repeated for ever untill death do us part.


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:While humaity stops at the 23/24 of sept the rest of the world contiues to evolve and eventually Skunks take over as the dominant life form thus making 23/24 of sept the 2 smelliest days that the human race has ever encountered.

I wish I had a better job.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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