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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get a rabbit hole to nther world in your back garden, but it is a portal to the homeworld of the mutant flesheating giant rabbit, so quite frankly your screwed.

I wish for a bourbon and coke


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


imprettylikedrugs
imprettylikedrugs

kicking cucumbers constantly : )
Location: Dublin City Centre
Member Since: 25th Feb 2005
Total posts: 160
Posted:You get a chocolate Bourbon Cookie, and a bag of Columbias finest. Unfortunetley the combination prooves lethal, as you try and munch 7 cookies at once while whizzing your Tits off and choke.

I wish Hyperlights would come out soon


Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Hyperlights got sued by the wakeboarding company. Guess your stuck with flow lights.



I wish a hyperstaff would come out.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:A hyperstaff comes out... of nowhere at mach 2, knocking you clean into orbit.



I wish for a massage... legitimate.


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


imprettylikedrugs
imprettylikedrugs

kicking cucumbers constantly : )
Location: Dublin City Centre
Member Since: 25th Feb 2005
Total posts: 160
Posted:Jaysus, two days since a reply!?

it would appear your wish is uncorruptable! Well done : )


Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You get a legitimate massage. Legitimately painful that is.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you get your zombie apocalypse..infact you started it, too bad you dont get to enjoy the rise of man once all the idiots are out of this world.


I wish for some pizza


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get a pizza with a Spanky Ham sausage on it (I hope you watched Drawn Together otherwise the reference will go right overyour head)

I wish for a tennisball


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMRsxNUOt-o&NR=1


This guy hunts you for the rest of your life.



I wish for a white monkey to do my bidding


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get a white monkey to do your bidding but he missunderstands you and spends his entire time at the auction house spending your money on junk that nobody else wants

I wish for a Moro Bar (a lot like a Mars Bar but not Mars Bar)


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you get your Mars bar except thats what you really wanted and turns out to be a moro bar in a mars bar wrapper.


I want a pony.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


imprettylikedrugs
imprettylikedrugs

kicking cucumbers constantly : )
Location: Dublin City Centre
Member Since: 25th Feb 2005
Total posts: 160
Posted:You get your pony...Only problem is your pony wants you...And has its evil way.


I want my friends to come to amsterdam with me.


Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness
Member Since: 14th Nov 2006
Total posts: 179
Posted:you and all your friends trot off to the damn. You were all wandering round the red light district and you spot a lovely lady wandering about. You pull her and take her back to your own place, but it turns out that she is a he and wants paying for the night

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you die.....




i wish people made wishes more.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Everybody makes a wish.


For Poje to die


Their wishes come through.


I wish I didn't have to spend the last four acts of Othello on my ass.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Thru the magic of Shakespeare, you know get to spend the last 4 acts of Othello on your balls.



I wish a certain someone had interest in me


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


OldLadyWinchester
OldLadyWinchester

stranger
Location: Whitehorse, YT, Canada
Member Since: 28th Feb 2007
Total posts: 14
Posted:the certain someone has an interest.....in how much they can sell your kidneys for on the black market.

I wish my plants didnt die


a true traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving -Lao Tzu


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:they don't but intsead mutate and eat evryone.


i wish for another wish.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:You get another wish however corruption is sneaky and bides its time, the corruption of this wish is passed on. The next time you wish you shall receive a corruption rollover, and your demise shall be fully realised.



I wish FTAG would hurry up and wish already, *stamps feet impatiently*


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:FTAG wishes for BurdA to die horribly, painfully and slowly.

I wish certain people weren't LATE!


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:I agree, so from now on, everyone is ALWAYS very punctual. When someone arrives to pick you up, if your not ready you get tared and feathered and nailed. Better give yourself an extra 5 mins in the morning wook wink


I wish i could sharpen pencils with my mind.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


OldLadyWinchester
OldLadyWinchester

stranger
Location: Whitehorse, YT, Canada
Member Since: 28th Feb 2007
Total posts: 14
Posted:you can sharpen pencils with your mind, literally a hole shows up on your forehead that turns out to be a pencil sharpener. unfortuanetly one day while showing off to kids you slip and fall and end up lobotomizing yourself.

I wish my laundry would do itself


a true traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving -Lao Tzu


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Yer laundry does itself. All night long. Now you have a bunch of dirty, sticky, and smelly laundry lying around. ewww gross.


I wish for some coco puffs


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:your laundry "does" itself but is all the more dirty because of it.

i wish i had skills like skunk-fu.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:haha i win again :P

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:I give myself an extra HOUR in the morning. biggrin

Poje:
You get some coco puffs, over a ton of them. On your head.

FTAG:
You acquire skunk-fu
as for the corruption, well, it's skunk fu.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Due to lack of a wish the evil corruption oozes forth into your life every aspect of your existence becomes its new host. Mwahahaaa

I wish for a giant bowl and enough milk for Pojes chocolatey tomb


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you have enough milk but it is DRAGON milk and is poisonous and you get poisoned.

i wish everyone would lose.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


la_genie
la_genie

member

Member Since: 17th Jan 2008
Total posts: 73
Posted:Everyone does lose, someone or something through out their lives. Keys, loved ones, ear rings ect..

I wish i had what i need to be happy


Be aware, the evil flowers may eat your toes....
Have no friends not equal to yourself...
Feed your mind, read a book


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Granted, you have what what you need to be happy, but you don't know how to use it.

I wish for a hoverboard.. Biff's one with the rockets


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


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