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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You cough up the chocolate cake that you previously choked on but it doesn't look half as appealing since it is half masticated and covered in drool.

I wish for BR1 to re-eat her chocolate cake and choke on it again.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Im choking help help gallop gallop Darkfyre to the rescue on his dark horse oops he fell his horse what a hero

Wish there was still a hero left DarkFyre failed

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
DarkFyre the Blackknight did not fail (tho he did fall off of his horse).
I set up a perimiter around BR1 so that all other heros must pass through me if they want to help you.
And I'm a halfway decent swordsman, even if I do say so myself.

I wish I was the best swordsman on earth.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You are, and are eager to test out your newly acquired skills. But due to the fickle nature of battle, you lose your first fight to a man with a ladle. He spares your life but the humiliation eats at you forever.

I wish to be the ladle-wielding knight.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
I dub you the ladle-wielding knight. You gallop off into the wide world of adventure but keep getting sidetracked by an uncontrollable obsession with serving soup and end up hovering round late night homeless persons vans and your horse gets pissed off with you and runs away with your armour. People just think you're a sad old git with delusions when you start talking about jousting with the kitchenware.



I wish my assignment would finish itself. I think Ive wished for that before but there's a lot of the bastards.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Yer assignment finishes YOU.


I wish Oldgabe was around still.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
it does... a cruel and vicious suicide when it grabs itself by the sides and rips itself in half. whats more, your lecturer (?) demands that because of the lateness of your last assignment and possibly the one before, that you have an assignment a day for the rest of eternity!!

i wish i had a holiday to go on..

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


CaffeinatedKatieGOLD Member
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA


Posted:
Oldgabe is still around... or was, until yesterday, when OG and BClavey left on vacation. But they brought all their lighters and they were confiscated at the airport. Not the lighters, THEM.

I wish someone would give me some training for my new job.

blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
You get all the training you need and more you get trained so well and become so good at your job that you get so board you don't have to think any more and your brain shrinks to the size of a pea

I wish my accountant would cheat more and give me more money

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
He does and you get imprisoned when the taxman finds out.

I wish for another wish

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Granted but you have a brain fart and find it very difficult to think of another wish.


Um I wish for a better wish

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
You think of a better wish its perfect as you go to post it the your computer closes down

I wish you could of posted your wish

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
I wished for somthing realy cool and then I got it but it got destroyed so I got bumed out and commited suicide.

I wish for you to corrupt your own wish

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
I get my new puppy but it dies of boneitis. I hate him for dinner.


I wish corruption was all around us....wait..

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Hating a puppy, at dinner or any other time, is a socially unacceptable thing; other peoples opinion about this liquifies into corruption and as you wait and wait and the corruption rises till it's a nanotinybit below you nose and you expire with the stench infiltrating your entire internal cosmos. . I hate them too but thats cos I know they will grow into dogs.



I wish my neighbours didn't have dogs.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
The neighbours dogs suddenly disappear. In spite, the neighbours get goats instead, and they eat all your grass and half your house.


I wish flu season would be over already.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Flu season is over...it is now plague season

I wish to have an armada at my command

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Flu season is over cos its a totally toxic pandemic strain that wiped everyone out by the time I sent this.... augh *drops dead*

I wish I could communicate beyond the grave.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You can... you die, but wrote a pleasant limerick for your grave.

I wish for some obedient squirrels to crew my armada

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get norman the psycotic squirrel from the Dragon Tails webcomic.

Click for Evil Rodent

You have my condolences.





I wish for you to click on the following link.

More Evil Rodent
EDITED_BY: DarkFyre (1208503526)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
I click on the link and it says
The requested URL /www.dragon-tails.com/comics/archive.php was not found on this server.
ubblol

I wish for a better link

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You get this one

I wish for a toblerone

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
one appears in front of you, as if by magic, but then just before you take a bite it disspears in a puff of purple smoke. only to be replaced by a pet rock

i wish someone would come and make me lunch

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Someone comes and makes you lunch what you dont see is they sneeze in your egg than half way through making it they go to toilet and not wash they hands boy you are enjoying your lunch yummy

I wish i could sleep now

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You go to sleep, but once you enter into a DEEP sleep, Brian comes and snuggles up next to you.


I wish for a putty knife.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You get a knife, made of putty. It's pretty useless, but still manages to set off the airport weapons detectors next time you fly, and you get beaten up by an overzealous security officer.

I wish I had a nice cup of tea. Maybe with a biscuit.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You receive a trea bagging and a limp biscuit


I wish i could get every girl i want

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


AzadondoSILVER Member
journeyman
59 posts
Location: Los Angeles, USA


Posted:
You become the sexy, funny, intelligent, gay best friend of every woman's dreams.

I wish I could speak to animals.

Performing marriages, funerals, baptisisms, last rites and absolving the sins for HoPers for-- not very long actually.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You turn into a dog.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


CaffeinatedKatieGOLD Member
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA


Posted:
You don't have to come in to work tomorrow! ...Because work comes to you! (it's ok, they bring the coffee pot...)

I wish I could find a pair of jeans that fit!

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