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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You move back to california. But due to a freak earthquake, it falls off the U.S. and sinks into the ocean. Good luck swimming...

I wish i could spin fire for the Queen of England

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


philisweatlySILVER Member
life's a garden, dig it
115 posts
Location: Tennesse, U.S.A.


Posted:
Originally Posted By: AscilithI wish i could spin fire for the Queen of England

you do, but she is better than you...

I wish I would stop smoking cigarettes

haha


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
you replace your smoking addiction with an obsession with flash photography.

I wish my local video game shop would stop deciding that I need to be ided for age 16 games when I've been able to buy them from them with no problem for years now

Just a dancer in the dark


DaedraSILVER Member
The Dae Walker
75 posts
Location: UK, Kent, Canterbury


Posted:
"I wish my local video game shop would stop deciding that I need to be ided for age 16 games-"

Consider it done! Though the draw back is that game stores, film rental stores and cinemas decide to ID you for everything else that's at least a 7+ rating.

I wish Cryogenic Freezing existed!

Once my father gave me a kiwi... I thought it was a rodent and I stroked it until all the fur fell out - White Ninja


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Cryogenic Freezing is created! But then terrorists take the technology and use it as a weapon, freezing over half the known world for experiments...

I wish monday would get here faster...

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Monday is everyday.

I wish I could get some sleep.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


philisweatlySILVER Member
life's a garden, dig it
115 posts
Location: Tennesse, U.S.A.


Posted:
Originally Posted By: astonI wish I could get some sleep.

you do, but it is next to dennis rodman


I wish somebody would finish my research paper for free and get an A on it

haha


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
unfortunately they get the A, not you.

I wish that everything started going the other way

Just a dancer in the dark


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Everything starts to go the other way, including yer sexuality. you go crazy trying to figure out how to do a reverse buzzsaw isolation the other way.


I wish a cute girl goes with me to the ska show this weekend

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
you go to the ska show with the cutest girl alive. Unfortunately you're just giving her a lift there so she can meet her girlfriend

I wish I had a reallly comfy sofa

Just a dancer in the dark


philisweatlySILVER Member
life's a garden, dig it
115 posts
Location: Tennesse, U.S.A.


Posted:
Originally Posted By: SeasprayI wish I had a reallly comfy sofa

you get your sofa but it is the sofa from pee wee's playhouse and talks all the time.

I wish you could choose how fast or slow you age.

haha


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You choose that everyone ages at the rate of 50years/minute
the human race quickly dies off

I wish I may.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DaedraSILVER Member
The Dae Walker
75 posts
Location: UK, Kent, Canterbury


Posted:
Your wish is granted!! But then the heathens came and decided to sue you for taking the honourable name of one of the months.

I wish to not have this searing pain in my wrist frown

Once my father gave me a kiwi... I thought it was a rodent and I stroked it until all the fur fell out - White Ninja


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
It is now in your ankle.

I wish that there were some (that is, more than me) spinners closer than 200km....

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Good News and Bad News. There are about 200 spinners much closer than 200km to you now. Unfortunately they're mostly within 20 metres of you, giving you no room to move much less spin

I wish I were a rich man (idle diddle dye-dle dle day)

Just a dancer in the dark


FelexSILVER Member
Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
268 posts
Location: In my own head, United Kingdom


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Seaspray

I wish I were a rich man (idle diddle dye-dle dle day)

Good news you have a rich social life. Shame all your friends keep borrowing money off you.

Wish My girl wasnt 3554 miles (5720 km) away.

BagenholtBRONZE Member
One soul is as good as another...
323 posts
Location: England, Durham


Posted:
She's not. You don't realize the heavy unopened package you got this morning was her in small pieces delivered to you by the mafia because of your unpaid debt ^^b sucks to be you!

I wish I didn't have need for wishes and not because I don't exsist ;_;

[B]I may lack virtue, but Im penitent[/B]


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
You wake up in the morning and realise you have nothing you want, nothing you want to strive for in life. You wonder where all the excitement and the anticipation went

I wish they'd put up the application to let my Canadian trip start up already!

Just a dancer in the dark


FelexSILVER Member
Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
268 posts
Location: In my own head, United Kingdom


Posted:
They already have done shame you were so busy posting on forums you missed it.

Wish I had a really really nice bacon cob.

BagenholtBRONZE Member
One soul is as good as another...
323 posts
Location: England, Durham


Posted:
Originally Posted By: SeasprayYou wake up in the morning and realise you have nothing you want, nothing you want to strive for in life. You wonder where all the excitement and the anticipation went

Seriously, that is such a good comeback. I actually gasped at my lack of innocence. Really it's put me into a swirl of contemplation.

[B]I may lack virtue, but Im penitent[/B]


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
I wish i could do acrobatic tricks.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Doc WoolfieOi! ya think it'll burn
2 posts
Location: Boise Id


Posted:
Your wish starts out a happy ending , but all of a sudden...........................................

I wish For a blank piece of paper

Build a man a fire he'll be warm for the night,
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Here's a piece of Kleenex.

I wish it weren't so cottonpickin' cold in San Francisco today.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Every building in San Francisco spontaneously combusts... Sh*t... Well, not cold anymore...

Wish that tonight with my GF's family will go well.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
they hate you. her father forces you to leave at the barrel of a shotgun.

i want to go to bed.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You go to bed, the bed swallows you. Now you can't leave the bed.

I want a coconut...

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Now you have a coconut, you want a durian. Unfortunately the smell knocks you unconscious and someone steals your durian and your pineapple

I wish you could walk around all day feeling as happy and content as you do in a warm bed on a cold morning

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You can do that but now you have a heated bed following you around and the world's always cold around you.

I wish my phone worked...

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Your phone gets a high powered job in shoe manufacture and ends up leaving you for a super model

I was getting loads of fun stuff for Christmas ^^

Just a dancer in the dark


GalphiegnBRONZE Member
stranger
8 posts
Location: alabama usa


Posted:
the fun stuff coal company drops a truck load at your door and says merry christmas.

i wish a simple twist of fate would give me a new 4bdrm 3bth house in good condition and good running car.

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