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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:You get given a box.

I wish I was a wiser man, carrying the weight of popular demand.


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:You are a wiser man, however popular demand turns out to be heavier than initially thought, you are crushed under the weight.

I wish I had a rainbow gun


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get a rainbow gun but you don't get any rainbow bullets


I wish that I had a decent pair of stompin' boots


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:You get your stomping boots but your soul gets eaten by cthulu.

I wish I didnt have a parade tomorrow to do.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Cthulu gets to the parade and devours all souls present

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member


Total posts: 113
Posted:I wish Poje had a wish I could corrupt.

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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:Poje has a wish you can corrupt but Cthulu corrupts it first and then eats your soul.

I wish I didnt have to eat peoples souls.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Chulupa no longer feels the need to corrupt/devour/eat/obliterate/or concume in any way. Now Chihuahua eats chis


i wish my chi doesnt get eaten


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:Your chi isn't eaten, it's annhiliated by an anti-chi cannon of phenomenal proportions.

I wish for an anti-chi cannon of managable proportions.


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get your anti-chi cannon of manageably propotions but it backfire due to a manufacturing fault

I wish a devastaing war that would destroy every living / mechanical / inanimate thing on Eart (including the Earth and anythiing orbiting it)


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Corrupt enough. It happens this thread is gone, boards are gone, no more spinning. Good thing i was last to post on that thread :P


i wish this thread didnt die.......or do it?


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:It does?

I wish this wasn't surreal


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:it's not surreal unfortunatly its become far to real for it to be healthy for you and your doctor recomends that you stop it imediaatly

I wish for sharks with frikin' laser beams attached to their heads


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:You get sharks with frikin' laser beams attached to their heads, they maul/laser you for hours, eventually letting you go, however you have lost all your limbs. And I'd imagine are probably bleeding .quite profusely



I wish for 2 perfect slices of well-buttered toast

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Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Mako


Mako

member


Total posts: 53
Posted:You get your 2 slices of perfect toast...but you drop it naturally of course it lands butter side down!

I wish I could get this damn laser off my head


If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get the damed laser off of your head but you accidently give yourself a full frontal lobotamy in the process.



I wish for some cake


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:You begin going the distance, going for speed. Yer all alone, all alone in yer time of need. As yer racing and pacing and plotting the turns............
you lost.



i wish i had the holy mcguffin


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You get the holy mcguffin.

Andc the corruption is . . .
you get the holy mcguffin.

I wish I could pull away from KoL


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby

Total posts: 916
Posted:you can touch the sky... although its nothing impressive because its all around you.. and billions of other people can do it too

i wish i could spend xmas with my bf


ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:way to corrupt some past wish :-p


you get to spend xmas with yer boyfriend but he tragically dies in an electrical/tree fire.


i wish for nothing to happen.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:Nothing does happen, ever again. Except to you. Bad stuff mostly. Dry skin, gunge baths, falling over, pterodactyl attacks that sort of stuff..alone..forever

I wish for an elusive, aflame moose with notable facial hair..and a marshmallow.


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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CBMS
GOLD Member since Oct 2007

newbie
Location: Victoria BC

Total posts: 15
Posted:The moose walks gracefully over to youu, is shot, and falls on you, crushing you to death.

I want a lovely bunch of coconuts


And Shepherds We Shall Be..
"Is my hair on fire?"
Damn! My pants really are on fire!"
So the whole white gas thing on the campfire was a bad idea....

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Mako


Mako

member


Total posts: 53
Posted:You recieve a lovely bunch of coconuts, unfortunately they were the only coconuts on a small island inhabited by coconut eating monkeys, they all starve and its all your fault!

I wish I could eat garlic without getting stinky breath


If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:You eat garlic, then forget how to breathe.


I wish someone nice would give me a job, doing something fun and legal and would pay me well and on time.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:You get said job and become a workaholic. Completely losing touch with the world outside your job.



I wish I could draw


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:you can draw but it becomes illegal and you get hung, drawn and quatered for flaunting the law

I wish I could go to the moon


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:You go to the moon but forgot the space suit.

I wish i would become a Zombie and destroy the world.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:you become a zombie and realise that all of the souls you have consumed are now worthless to you because you now crave brains.

I wish I had grown up in the circus.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Hey presto, you grew up in the circus! As a performing lion.


I wish I could get NZ citizenship, so I wouldn't have to go back to smelly old England.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get NZ citzenship and you end up living in smelly old Rotorua on Maori land which they come and claim thus leaving you homeless.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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