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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Point_Blank
Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time, Uni...

Total posts: 1207
Posted:a random billionaire gives you 10 million dollars, but not for no reason, it's because the cops are on his tail for robbing a bank and you get collared with the money and get arrested for being an accomplice

I wish there were other HoPpers in Queenstown

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:he does but then as you leap for joy due to your newly aquired fortune, you get mugged and you end up with nothing coz they took your wallet and your mobile phone aswell

I wish to be killed by 15 sexy women wearing absoluty nothing.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby, United Kingdom

Total posts: 916
Posted:you get killed by 15 sexy women wearing absolutely nothing... only these women used to be men, and havent yet comleted their sex changes (i'll leave that to your imagination lol)

i wish someone would write a really good CV for me

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat
Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:Point_Blank I will be coming to queens town, but sadly you don't recongnise me when i arrive and therefore miss out on spinning with me



UnclassifiedLeggyGirl- you get a really good cv wirtted for you but it's so good noone will employ you as you are 'over qualified'



i wish we could all live in a HoP house together, with enough space to spin and an endless free supply of fuel and fire wicks.

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 371
Posted:The large stockpile of fuel and things that vaguely resemble weapons have us labelled as a sort of crossbreed between a cult and a terrorist organisation. We are all shot on sight.

I wish that that isn't what actually WOULD happen if all hoppers lived together . . . .

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose
Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:it is.


I wish a had a yummy bagel

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat
Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:you have a yummy bagel.. i eat it

i wish for wings that affect me in no way other than they enable my to fly with grace and complete control!

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 371
Posted:Dick Cheney misses his hunting partner and shoots you by accident.

I wish I were in control of the rabbit that controls George Bush.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:you're in control of the rabbit in control of george bush, but george bush is in control of you...its a never ending circle of idiocy and "bushisms"! forever!

i wish i could pee standing up...

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Point_Blank
Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time, Uni...

Total posts: 1207
Posted:You can pee standing up, but it's messy because you're not used to it.

I wish my KoL character was better

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 371
Posted:You can, but now you can't shoot straight.

I wish the auditor of this society would show up so I knew what to do.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat
Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:they do show up but you don't like what they tell u to do and there go against the system and do what you wanted to do in the 1st place!

it was still light enough to spin outside and be able to see with out a light

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 371
Posted:It becomes light enough to spin, but so damn bright that you don't need a lighter, your poi ignite themselves. So do you actually.

I wish somebody would buy me some lunch.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose
Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:*Buys a lunch full of edible hand grenades, and mercury*
Here ya go

 Written by: Point_Blank



I wish my KoL character was better



Your KOL toon is much better, unfortunatly for you, your stuck power leveling mine.


i wish i had some blank dvds

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Curly_Sue
SILVER Member since Nov 2006

Curly_Sue
laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom

Total posts: 179
Posted:You get some blank dvds but you find that someone has stuffed a biscuit in the dvd player.

I wish I could fly

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat
Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:you do.. straight up into space.. due to the lack of oxygen you die.

i wish more people thought i was a nice person

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Deamon_Llama
BRONZE Member since Oct 2007

Deamon_Llama
member
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 78
Posted:They do, but they start asking you to do lots of stuff, because they expect you to be nice and do things for them.

I wish for rain!

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No statements are true unless they can be proven scientifically.
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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA
Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

Total posts: 377
Posted:It rains torrentially for 40 days and 40 nights, and no ark.



I wish for gold, frankincense and myrrh...and a pie.
EDITED_BY: BurdaA (1193220576)

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 371
Posted:Due to a cosmic typo you end up getting gold, frankenstein and myrh . . . and a pie. Frankenstein uses the other three to beat you.

I wish for time to get all the crap I need to get done done in.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat
Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:wooktastic - i choke on my tea when i ready that!

Danicng Llama i am going to corrupt you wish a little more -you get teleported to england ~( it's rained nearly
everyday this year!)

Wooktastic time stops and you get everything you need to do done, but now time is stuck for all of us and we are unable to get anything done due to the time lag.. you there have noone to talk to.

i wish for a t rex with no teeth who knits socks

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Curly_Sue
SILVER Member since Nov 2006

Curly_Sue
laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom

Total posts: 179
Posted:You step back into time, find your self a t rex and magically it has no teath. so you sit down with your rex, hand him some knitting needles, some wool and away you go. But you haddn't counted on his big brother having huge teeth. he just ate you all up for his dinner. But the good thing to come out of this is your good rex taught his brother how to knit.

I wish upon a star for a troll doll.

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby, United Kingdom

Total posts: 916
Posted:you get a troll doll, but it comes to life and kills someone you love dearly

i wish it was friday

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose
Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:it becomes friday, unfortunatly, you didnt realize the time jump would make you miss an important bill that was due. They try and get into contact with you but since you are a couple days ahead of the collection agency, they cant find you. Eventually the collectors catch up, find you, and take you to court for the $3252352532.43 you owe them.


I wish i had some brownie corners.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 371
Posted:You get some brownie corners, however due to lack of specifics what you get is a bunch of girl scouts tied up in each corner of your room. You are soon arrested, convicted and made into a prison bitch,.

I wish wishes weren't so easy to corrupt.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose
Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:wishes become harder to corrupt so more wishes come true and turn out nicley. Not this one though, you make another wish about a burger, you get ground up and formed into a patty that gets cooked by a tiger.

I wish i had some oatmeal with brown sugar

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Your order is taken by someone who mistakes 'brown sugar' as a euphemism...



I wish for world peace and bigger boobs...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA
Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

Total posts: 377
Posted:While issuing you're very much deserved 'World peace has been achieved' speech the worldwide audience becomes increasingly mesmerized by your astonishing boobs. eventually the hypnotised audience succumb to coma, rendering you the last human conscious on earth. You ultimately wish your wish had been for I wish for world peace, bigger boobs and medical training.

I wish for a white christmas

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Curly_Sue
SILVER Member since Nov 2006

Curly_Sue
laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom

Total posts: 179
Posted:You got it however santa who is busy delivering all you pressies gets caught up in a blizzard and crashes the sleigh killing himself dancer and prancer all the rest survive but rudolf is week, no one can see them cos rudolfs nose light has gone out and they all freeze to death. you ultimately kill christmas for the whole world.

I wish for another lovely cup of tea.

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 371
Posted:It weighs approximately seventy five metric tonnes and is deposited on your lap.

I wish for the ability to not procrastinate.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat
Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:You loose all ability to procrastinate as you turn into a carrot who is then eaten by a rabid rabbit. you don't however dye or loose you pain receptors


I wish for brown eyes

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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