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Rouge DragonRouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


newgabenewgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Your dreadlocks get tighter and tighter till the pressure on your head implodes your brain and goodey grey stuff comes out your ears.
I wish someone would make me a coffee

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BurdaABurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Using my awesome valmorification machine and a cunning trick of linguistics, I turn you into a cup of coffee, and then drink you. mmmmm.. hazelnutty. Now all that's left is to enjoy my digestive system.

I wish I had a pocket-full-o-dreams

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Fire_MooseFire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get yer pock o' dreams and it's so chock full that when you add another one, it explodes and gets gross, gooey dream juice all over you.



I wish brian would come back.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


newgabenewgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Brian comes back but it's Brian Jones the long dead member of the Rolling Stones and you get such a fright you slip in the gooey dream juice and get a nasty big bump on your head.

I wish they still made good old movies like Fred Astaire's

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreDarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
They start making good old movies again but the lack of special effects causes them to flop at the box office.

I wish for the re-runs of The Magic Roundabout to come back onto TV.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BaccoryBaccoryBRONZE Member
member
126 posts
Location: Arana Hills, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia


Posted:
They come back, and you sit down to watch them, but someone pulls an amilie on you and keeps disconecting ur antenna at the good bits, causing you to jump up and down like a monkey.

I wish i could go back in time...

DarkFyreDarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You go back in time and space to the presice spot where the black death was first contracted by a human.

I wish for 3 more wishes

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


hamamelishamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You get three wishes, but wishes actually become fishes, according to the old saying, and it takes ages to get the smell out of the carpet.

I wish I had a plan.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseFire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you have a plan, and yer a man, Panama



I wish someone get's that.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreDarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
I get it but I't quite lame so I'll allow you to suffer the embarasement.

I wish for a way out of my contract.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


imprettylikedrugsimprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
You Die.

I wish Dark Fyre Didnt Die.

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


newgabenewgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Dark Fyre doesn't gets out of his contract comes to Ireland, rescues the cucumbers and steals all your drugs.



I wish my credit card would pay itself off.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


hamamelishamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Your credit card becomes sentient, and learns how to pay itself off by means of taking out loans...
It also applies for several more credit cards in your name, and before long your house becomes filled with sentient credit cards, and the junk they've bought. Plus you start getting court summonses from the people the cards have borrowed money off, who really don't buy your excuse.


I wish it was summer already.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


newgabenewgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
It's summer already and thousands of sentient credit cards decide to book a mass holiday in the lovely and historical UK. They all come visit you.

I wish it was this morning again so I could have another day off.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


GnorGnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
It is this morning. But the neighbours across the road start loud renovations at 6.30am

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Fire_MooseFire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You turn into


I wish Gnor was spelled with a K

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreDarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It is now spel with a K but Knor doesn't like it and changes it back to Gnor

I wish for a pet lizzard

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


WooktasticWooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You get a pet brontasaurous.
You have to clean up after it.

I wish for a flintlock.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


fanged_angelfanged_angelBRONZE Member
poiromaniac
162 posts
Location: liverpool, uk


Posted:
you get a flintlock go to fire it and get incredible hangfire which then goes off in you face in true cartoon fashion leaving your face covered in black powder.

i wish i had a decent job

fake teeth and gluefake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one but its an immoral one and you eventually bring down the company and go back to your old job which is moral and bad...

i wish for a question.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


fanged_angelfanged_angelBRONZE Member
poiromaniac
162 posts
Location: liverpool, uk


Posted:
you ask me what my original job was to which i reply "iv never had one" and then sulk, then throw a hissy fit and go on ranting for so long you forget what your question was



i wish i could get a bit of a local circus troup thing together

fake teeth and gluefake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one together but then one of them overthrows you and you become the tea maker, eventually you get sick of it and leave to make your own NEW troupe, your old and new group then wage war in your local area and best spinning and busking sites for ever more.

i wish for a biscuit covered in Marmite.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


fanged_angelfanged_angelBRONZE Member
poiromaniac
162 posts
Location: liverpool, uk


Posted:
you get a biscuit covered in marmite and then realise that nutella is far better smile

i wish my nutella tub had more nutella in it smile

fake teeth and gluefake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you nutella tub gets more nutella in it but you eat so much that you get sick of it and convert to Marmite.

i wish i could realise that Marmite was better.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_MooseFire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you realize that marmite is better at making you sick then nutella and you stick to nutella.


I wish for a nutella and banana sangwich

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and gluefake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one but realise that it is actually Marmite and plantain.

i wish Nutella wasn't so sticky.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_MooseFire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Man, that was harsh.

Nutella becomes very slippery and soon replaces grease as a means to lube your bearings AND have a quick snack.


I wish i was in CO.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and gluefake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you become a CO, a 'compete ocelot'

i wish i had another sandwich.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


DarkFyreDarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get another sandwich a marmite and plantain sandwich

I wish I had a million bucks

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


fake teeth and gluefake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you do but spend it on sandwiches filled with Marmite and plantain.

i wish that i could give a million pounds to charity.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


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