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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You do, but nobody wants to drive 4,000 miles on a two-lane bridge with no services.



I wish I could figure out where my friend is...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you find out that he is right behind you.......because a nuclear blast fused you two together.


I wish i had razor blades for finger tips.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You do. Makes certain "guy" activities a bit painful, though.

I wish it wasn't getting chilly out.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:It's not getting chilly out coz a huge fire is sweeping thru your neighbourhood.

I wish i had an Oz, that would be an imperial mesurement of weight and not an Australian or a somewhat suspect wizard that hides behind curtains waiting for young girls.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You have one oz. of cocaine. And there's a cop right behind you.

I wish I hadn't eaten that cheddar cheese, onion, lettuce, and tomato sammich last night.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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0ni
0ni

member
Location: Connecticut
Member Since: 3rd May 2008
Total posts: 59
Posted:you ate a SPAM sandwich (some parts are meat!) and had a violent allergic reaction to the death that they forget to mention is inside the can.

i wish level 70 could come faster >.<


DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here

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fire.chef
fire.chef

crazy mofo
Location: Southport, lancashire
Member Since: 15th Feb 2008
Total posts: 99
Posted:but then before you know it, it will be the end



i wish taht my dog would stop humping peoples legs

EDITED_BY: fire.chef (1210863208)


Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers

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0ni
0ni

member
Location: Connecticut
Member Since: 3rd May 2008
Total posts: 59
Posted:your dog starts humping squirrels and gives rise to a new breed of squogs

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You dissapear into a puff of nothingness.


I wish i had a Sausage McMuffin with egg


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:You do, and the camels back is finally broken. You suffer a McHeart attack.

I wish high street food could be fast and tasty


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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flyingpenguinni
flyingpenguinni

member
Location: Oxford
Member Since: 8th Apr 2008
Total posts: 114
Posted:sorry It got lost in the post. No way of traking it because it was going second class and that day the post man were on strike and trough all the letters to the nearest river.

I wish i could go on a strike as a bookseller as well.


I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.

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flyingpenguinni
flyingpenguinni

member
Location: Oxford
Member Since: 8th Apr 2008
Total posts: 114
Posted:ups! mistake wrong answer (it was good though)

food in the high street gets so tasty that you have to queue all your lunch time to get some and by the time you get to order you have to go back to work.

and now again my wish. I wish i could go on a strike as a bookseller.


I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you begin a hunger/silence strike. But no one knows why you are striking and quickly lose interest in you. You eventually die of starvation.


I wish i had a business card.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You do. Tragically, it's lodged in your throat.

I wish my daily commute was less of a pain in the a$$


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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CaffeinatedKatie
CaffeinatedKatie

Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
Location: Portland, OR
Member Since: 29th Jan 2005
Total posts: 149
Posted:Granted! Your daily commute consists of going to your neighbor's house to do some job I haven't thought of yet. The point is, your neighbor gives you a different kind of pain in the...


redface was that too far?

I wish to not get sunburned this weekend, this first sunny hot Oregon weekend...


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted: Written by :CaffeinatedKatie


redface was that too far?


I don't know. You didn't finish. ubbangel

 Written by


I wish to not get sunburned this weekend, this first sunny hot Oregon weekend...



You fall ill and spend the weekend in bed with a horrible flu that goes away on Monday morning. Thus, you get no sun exposure at all.

I wish people weren't flakes and returned phone calls.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:They arn't flakes anymore and they return your calls but your phone is broke so they go straight to the answer machine.

I wish I had a pet Triceratops that was housebroken.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:You do, only it causes you to have a broken house.

I wish futurama was running new episodes.


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:All the new episode suck.

I wish it was legal to smoke pot.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:It's quite legal to smoke plant pots.. Just very, very stupid. And quite tricky.


I wish I was better at making decisions.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you are and decide that it was a bad idea and revert to yer old self. (OHHHH harsh)


I WISH LIFE WAS IN CAPS.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:ITISINCAPSUNFORTUNATELYSPACESALSOBECAMEOBSOLETEASDIDPUNCTUATION.

I wish there was a magic medicine that made all itching stop and all crazy people sane at the same time.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:*reaches into his medicine bag and pulls out a vial*

Here ya go Doc, this is my own formula, 70% LSD, 10% Bonds medicated foot powder, and 20% my own special ingredient.

Should work out for you, the only side effect is this thing that happens....kinda like ED except yer junk falls off. Women lose their nipples and 60% of breast mass.





I wish this itch would go away....


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I give you a taste of your own medicine.

I wish this headache would stop.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Your head falls off.
I wish I woke up feeling like I'd had some sleep.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You did. In fact, you woke up in a frank mania and decided that you could fly and jumped off the window.

I wish the man who should become my husband wasn't moving away.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:He isn't moving away coz he got run over and died.

I wish for somebody to tell me a joke that isn't very funny.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:They tell you a joke that isnt very funny but you think it is and laugh heaps and make a total dick of yourself in front of all the cool people.

I wish I was asleep already.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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fire.chef
fire.chef

crazy mofo
Location: Southport, lancashire
Member Since: 15th Feb 2008
Total posts: 99
Posted:you are, and all this is a nightmarewatch out freddy's behind you and looks p*ssed

I wish that i had faster internet


Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you get a faster internet but you can't catch it and it gets away.


I wish i had a yummy burrito


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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