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Login/Join to ParticipateLv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Here's how it works: Add in your favorite funny or memorable last words, simple as that. They don't have to be from real life, they can be from a book, movie, game etc.
1) Uh-oh.
2) Don't worry, I've done this heaps of times before!
3) "I'm a leaf on the wind, watch..." - Wash, Serenity
4) "Such is life" - Ned Kelly
5) Is that red light supposed to be flashing?
Kupo!
90 posts
6) And so it goes...
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK
7)What?! Inflammable means flammable?!
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
8) What's the worst that could happen?
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
I think I've mentioned it once before, but a friend I was talking to said "
"Its ok, I'm a medical student, I know what I'm doing"
re taking class A drugs
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
No Pressure!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Written by: Jarle
Uh-oh.
Teletubbies?
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Casualty is which way?
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
so long and thanks for all the fish.
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
"Die my dear doctor? Thats the last thing i'll do!"
"Either that wallpaper goes or I do"
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK
16)"Mummy, why is daddy running away?" "Shut up and help me reload."
17)You can't drink a whole gallon of bovril!
18)"Alright, one rabbit stew coming up!!"
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
"Testing 1...2......." Tender Branson - Survivor
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