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Kit


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Location: middle of Troon

Total posts: 1269
Posted:Just to let all the old schoolers know... keeping it as vague and clean as possible.


sandy just thwapped mech.

it was hilarious. especially due to the fact Coleman had to hold him down.


we are all currently at strugz' southhampton abode playing the poi-game smile

attending Merlin, gayle+neil Garthy, fluffy bluecat, sandy cole, bams, strugz
+ pretty-lady-who-i-dont-remember-her-name and eve
+ prettyladywhoidont remember her nameyone else is in thee hobbit awith pizza and cocktails.


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TheBovrilMonkey
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England

Total posts: 2629
Posted:ubblol

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:I am sure I am not the only person to read that and think 'Huh? confused'

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:aaawww, I wanna play too! frown

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


aaawww, I wanna play too! frown



what - you want to thwap mech also? ubblol


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Kit


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Location: middle of Troon

Total posts: 1269
Posted: Written by: steaks


I am sure I am not the only person to read that and think 'Huh? confused'




hence the old skool disclaimer, i can't explain while keeping it pg.


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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:huh?

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted: Written by: Kit


 Written by: steaks


I am sure I am not the only person to read that and think 'Huh? confused'




hence the old skool disclaimer, i can't explain while keeping it pg.



I'm sure there is someone in Manchester who can explain it to me next week at the meet, otherwise I can wait till Play smile


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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted: Written by: steaks


I'm sure there is someone in Manchester who can explain it to me next week at the meet, otherwise I can wait till Play smile



The Art of Thwapping cannot be explained... it can only be experienced meditate


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:That sounds a bit like glomping. Something I don't understand and don't wish to experience.
I'll leave now.

*walks out door, carying head in shame*


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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Oct 2006

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:the glomping I know is rather boring - simply involving boots and /or a rather heavy tread.

I thort I knew what thwapping was too but given the "non-PG" nature of a required explanation I'm starting to wonder! confused

Kit - does your thwapping involve a towel or other cloth-like object?


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:I doubt it

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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ben-ja-men
GOLD Member since Jun 2003

ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 2474
Posted: Written by: Dentrassi


The Art of Thwapping cannot be explained... it can only be experienced meditate



that video gives me nightmares to this day ....


Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall

Total posts: 6086
Posted:ubblol
There's always something on here to put a smile on my face!

smile


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:is there any vid footage of this act *giggles* ubblol

and go sandy ubbrollsmile


Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"

Total posts: 6207
Posted:thwapping - verb

(similar to Turkey Slappingi am told - however the rules for a turkey slap is slighly different)



Thwapping
- to slap your censored on someone's forehead, mainly down the forehead towards the eyes.



its taking your censored in your hand, rasing your other hand in the air (rodeo style) and slapping it against said forehead.



now as you do this, you must shout as LOUD as you can, *THWAP!* (the reason for THWAP, is this is the sound you are aiming for each time you censored makes contact with the "victim".



The best time to thwap someone one is while they are asleep.



this adds to the fun, and you see how many times you can make contact before the "victim" realises what going on and either:

- you are either pushed away

- Protect their forehead

- call for help

- object strongly



Ideal targets for thwaps, and the ones that will gain you the most respect are;

- parents

- pets (more teeth, more danger wink (i was quite drunk))

- sleeping hoppers

- awake hoppers

- really anyone who is not paying attention



you an gain more respect, and points, via thwapping one person in a room, and then moving to another before the original victim wakes up fully.





There are a few very simple rules that you must abide by, to be a true thwappist!



firstly and foremost, you must be able to do it on your own!



now, as cole had to pin me down last night, this voids the thwap (meaning sandy, just touched me with his censored, still not great lets me honest!)



secondly, you must be able to get in, and "do it" when the person is not expecting it.



i.e., you can not select your "victim" if they are facing you, as you are not able to get the required down motion.



as sandys was in front of me, again not a purist thwap.



and most importantly, no thwap goes unpunished, and i JUST got sandy with a classical honest thwap!



i just smacked him on his forehead with my censored while he was sleeping!



and he wont know till he reads this in a few hours smile



and i might go get him again!



smile



happy days





WHAT I MUST INFORM YOU OF! I TREAT THWAPS LIKE NUKES! (that does not mean my censored is radioactive, or dangerous in any way shape or form!)

THEY ARE DESIGNED AS A PREVENTATIVE MEASURE! THEY MUST ONLY BE USED AS A DETERANT, ELSE IT WILL BE DELIVERED BACK TO YOU TWO FOLD!



PLEASE ONLY USE THEM AS A LAST OPTION!





(ps a glomp, is a running hug - basically, a short run up, with a launching jump, and wrapping both legs, and both arms around a persons body to hug them - these are deadly to me!)


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:ubblol

Getting to the other side smile

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Kit


veteran
Location: middle of Troon

Total posts: 1269
Posted::falls over:


you daft bint mech....


can't believe i missed that one... ~THANK GOD!

hehe


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Mr_Chutney
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire

Total posts: 1711
Posted:Serves you right for the prank call tongue

STD doctor indeed.


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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:ubblol

Oh man memories of Kent Parties (What ever happened to Joe sixsteps?)

Ha ha... Mech got thwapped!


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Oct 2006

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:eek ooo-eerr eek

Definitely not the "glomp" or "thwap" I am used to! When did our lovely English language get soooo distorted?!


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Neither of those where as I was expecting to hear.
Thank you for the explanation though Mech. That cleared a lot up for me smile

*mental note, never upset Mech, then fall asleep in his presence*


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:George, you know of another glomp?

is this cos you're old? wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Oct 2006

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:well yes, I can't deny that! wink

My glomp I remember from childrens stories where the giant or big pirates would glomp around the place. It jsut sounded so kinda heavy and a bit squishy like the toe jam leaking or something!! Sigh.


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Ade
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

Are we there yet?
Location: australia

Total posts: 1897
Posted:I thought thwapping was to whack someone with the newspaper or something other than what's being described here... eek

/oh well, crawls back under rock shrug


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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Nov 2001

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted: Written by: georgemc


When did our lovely English language get soooo distorted?!



a couple of years ago, on hop ubblol

that sounds like a wicked gathering, in mechs case its still valid even if hes tied up and streached across an elephant... in y-fronts.

miss you guys grouphug

T wave


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:eek I don't want to hear about mech in y-fronts!

*runs away screaming*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall

Total posts: 6086
Posted:these undies, you mean?

wink


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Gayle......!
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:ubblol

I don't think Merlin was too pleased to have Sandy sat on his head with his bits out either...!


Gayle.....!

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:*ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

wink rolleyes wink


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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BamBam

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Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:hehehe twas an eye-opening experience indeedey eek eek

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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