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Kit
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Location: middle of Troon
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Posted:Just to let all the old schoolers know... keeping it as vague and clean as possible.


sandy just thwapped mech.

it was hilarious. especially due to the fact Coleman had to hold him down.


we are all currently at strugz' southhampton abode playing the poi-game smile

attending Merlin, gayle+neil Garthy, fluffy bluecat, sandy cole, bams, strugz
+ pretty-lady-who-i-dont-remember-her-name and eve
+ prettyladywhoidont remember her nameyone else is in thee hobbit awith pizza and cocktails.


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TheBovrilMonkey
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Member Since: 3rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 2629
Posted:ubblol

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:I am sure I am not the only person to read that and think 'Huh? confused'

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:aaawww, I wanna play too! frown

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

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Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
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Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


aaawww, I wanna play too! frown



what - you want to thwap mech also? ubblol


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Kit
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Location: middle of Troon
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Total posts: 1269
Posted: Written by: steaks


I am sure I am not the only person to read that and think 'Huh? confused'




hence the old skool disclaimer, i can't explain while keeping it pg.


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bender
still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:huh?

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted: Written by: Kit


 Written by: steaks


I am sure I am not the only person to read that and think 'Huh? confused'




hence the old skool disclaimer, i can't explain while keeping it pg.



I'm sure there is someone in Manchester who can explain it to me next week at the meet, otherwise I can wait till Play smile


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Dentrassi
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Total posts: 3044
Posted: Written by: steaks


I'm sure there is someone in Manchester who can explain it to me next week at the meet, otherwise I can wait till Play smile



The Art of Thwapping cannot be explained... it can only be experienced meditate


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:That sounds a bit like glomping. Something I don't understand and don't wish to experience.
I'll leave now.

*walks out door, carying head in shame*


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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:the glomping I know is rather boring - simply involving boots and /or a rather heavy tread.

I thort I knew what thwapping was too but given the "non-PG" nature of a required explanation I'm starting to wonder! confused

Kit - does your thwapping involve a towel or other cloth-like object?


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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:I doubt it

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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ben-ja-men
ben-ja-men

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Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 12th Jun 2003
Total posts: 2474
Posted: Written by: Dentrassi


The Art of Thwapping cannot be explained... it can only be experienced meditate



that video gives me nightmares to this day ....


Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Bird
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now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:ubblol
There's always something on here to put a smile on my face!

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My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:is there any vid footage of this act *giggles* ubblol

and go sandy ubbrollsmile


Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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mech
mech

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Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:thwapping - verb

(similar to Turkey Slappingi am told - however the rules for a turkey slap is slighly different)



Thwapping
- to slap your censored on someone's forehead, mainly down the forehead towards the eyes.



its taking your censored in your hand, rasing your other hand in the air (rodeo style) and slapping it against said forehead.



now as you do this, you must shout as LOUD as you can, *THWAP!* (the reason for THWAP, is this is the sound you are aiming for each time you censored makes contact with the "victim".



The best time to thwap someone one is while they are asleep.



this adds to the fun, and you see how many times you can make contact before the "victim" realises what going on and either:

- you are either pushed away

- Protect their forehead

- call for help

- object strongly



Ideal targets for thwaps, and the ones that will gain you the most respect are;

- parents

- pets (more teeth, more danger wink (i was quite drunk))

- sleeping hoppers

- awake hoppers

- really anyone who is not paying attention



you an gain more respect, and points, via thwapping one person in a room, and then moving to another before the original victim wakes up fully.





There are a few very simple rules that you must abide by, to be a true thwappist!



firstly and foremost, you must be able to do it on your own!



now, as cole had to pin me down last night, this voids the thwap (meaning sandy, just touched me with his censored, still not great lets me honest!)



secondly, you must be able to get in, and "do it" when the person is not expecting it.



i.e., you can not select your "victim" if they are facing you, as you are not able to get the required down motion.



as sandys was in front of me, again not a purist thwap.



and most importantly, no thwap goes unpunished, and i JUST got sandy with a classical honest thwap!



i just smacked him on his forehead with my censored while he was sleeping!



and he wont know till he reads this in a few hours smile



and i might go get him again!



smile



happy days





WHAT I MUST INFORM YOU OF! I TREAT THWAPS LIKE NUKES! (that does not mean my censored is radioactive, or dangerous in any way shape or form!)

THEY ARE DESIGNED AS A PREVENTATIVE MEASURE! THEY MUST ONLY BE USED AS A DETERANT, ELSE IT WILL BE DELIVERED BACK TO YOU TWO FOLD!



PLEASE ONLY USE THEM AS A LAST OPTION!





(ps a glomp, is a running hug - basically, a short run up, with a launching jump, and wrapping both legs, and both arms around a persons body to hug them - these are deadly to me!)


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_Clare_
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Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:ubblol

Getting to the other side smile

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Kit
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Location: middle of Troon
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 1269
Posted::falls over:


you daft bint mech....


can't believe i missed that one... ~THANK GOD!

hehe


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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:Serves you right for the prank call tongue

STD doctor indeed.


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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:ubblol

Oh man memories of Kent Parties (What ever happened to Joe sixsteps?)

Ha ha... Mech got thwapped!


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:eek ooo-eerr eek

Definitely not the "glomp" or "thwap" I am used to! When did our lovely English language get soooo distorted?!


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:Neither of those where as I was expecting to hear.
Thank you for the explanation though Mech. That cleared a lot up for me smile

*mental note, never upset Mech, then fall asleep in his presence*


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Rouge Dragon
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Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:George, you know of another glomp?

is this cos you're old? wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:well yes, I can't deny that! wink

My glomp I remember from childrens stories where the giant or big pirates would glomp around the place. It jsut sounded so kinda heavy and a bit squishy like the toe jam leaking or something!! Sigh.


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Ade
Are we there yet?
Location: australia
Member Since: 14th Mar 2001
Total posts: 1897
Posted:I thought thwapping was to whack someone with the newspaper or something other than what's being described here... eek

/oh well, crawls back under rock shrug


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[Nx?]

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Member Since: 5th Nov 2001
Total posts: 3749
Posted: Written by: georgemc


When did our lovely English language get soooo distorted?!



a couple of years ago, on hop ubblol

that sounds like a wicked gathering, in mechs case its still valid even if hes tied up and streached across an elephant... in y-fronts.

miss you guys grouphug

T wave


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:eek I don't want to hear about mech in y-fronts!

*runs away screaming*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bird
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now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:these undies, you mean?

wink


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Gayle......!
Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!
Member Since: 9th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2444
Posted:ubblol

I don't think Merlin was too pleased to have Sandy sat on his head with his bits out either...!


Gayle.....!

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Neon_Shaolin
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
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Posted:*ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

wink rolleyes wink


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BamBam
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Total posts: 1810
Posted:hehehe twas an eye-opening experience indeedey eek eek

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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