"You've got red on you!" Shaun of the Dead
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom -
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedeing through peanut butter!
Oh yeah.... Don't tell the ants
A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words...
If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.